Yo, SpongeBob! Hey, it's me, Guava Juice.
Did you know there's a game show about you?
This is SpongeBob SmartyPants!
[cheering]
I'm your host, Roy, a.k.a. Guava Juice,
and I'm joined by my lovely contestants, Venus and Alex.
We're going to dive right into our first challenge
called the Order Up Challenge.
It's really simple,
the person who can flip the most Krabby Patties
into the mouths of those hungry anchovies wins the round.
- Are you ready, Venus? - Oh, I'm so ready.
- Are you ready, Alex? - Let's get it.
I'm ready! Woo hoo!
Your time starts... now!
Great job!
Come on, I believe in you.
All right, time is five, four, three, two, one...
Times up, it's done!
Oh, oh!
All right, that's it! Put your spatulas away.
Congratulations, that means you both get 50 points on the board.
Meaning you guys are tied moving to round two.
All right fry cooks, get ready for round number two,
the Bikini Bottom Blitz.
All right, smarty pants, here's how it's gonna work:
Each of these locations feature a SpongeBob trivia question
worth 100 points.
Buzz in first, answer correctly, and those 100 points are yours.
- Are you ready, kids? - Aye aye, Captain.
Let's begin.
Crusty Chris, please move that sponge to Goo Lagoon.
Question 1, What is Patrick Star's last name?
[bell ringing]
Alex?
I'm gonna go with Star.
You're a genius, the correct answer is Star!
[cheering]
100 points goes to Alex.
Crusty Chris, please move it to Sandy's Treedome.
Question 2,
Squidward once taught a class in which SpongeBob is the only student.
What class did Squidward teach?
[bell ringing]
- Venus? - It was an art class.
Correct! 100 points to Venus.
Crusty Chris, please move this sponge to Super Weenie Hut, please.
Question 3, in January 2002,
this evil drawing came to life with a magic pencil.
[bell ringing]
Alex?
DoodleBob?
DoodleBob...
is correct!
Crusty Chris, please move it to Mr. Krabs' house.
Question 4, you're gonna be playing a game called Poorest Chorus.
I'm going to sing a line from a verse,
and you're gonna have to finish that line.
Yes, it has to be sung. Ready?
♪ And no girl wants to dance ♪
[bell ringing]
♪ With a fool who went And ripped his pants ♪
Ripped his pants is correct!
[cheering]
We're moving right on to Glove World.
Question, what song about friendship
do SpongeBob and Plankton sing together?
- Alex? - The Fun Song.
The Fun Song is correct!
Alright, moving on to the Krusty Krab.
Finish this classic SpongeBob quote:
Is this the Krusty Krab?
Alex?
No, this is Patrick.
No, this is Patrick is correct!
[thunder rumbling]
[evil laugh]
Uh oh, you know what that sound means,
it's time for the Flying Dutchman's Wager.
Things are about to get a little bit serious here,
because you're gonna have the opportunity to wager your points
for the chance to make it to the final round.
- Are you up for that? - Oh, I'm so up for it.
Let's do it, Roy!
It's time to get a little bit serious, because in this next challenge,
there's only gonna be one question.
Crusty Chris, come over here please.
Do me a favor and separate our contestants
so they can't see each other's work.
-Yes, yes, sir. - Thanks, buddy.
All right, contestants, how much are you willing to wager?
Place your bets... now.
While our contestants are placing their bets,
I'm going to practice my SpongeBob laugh.
[laughing]
All right, time's up, wagers are in.
Now it's time to shine.
Using your board, smarty pants,
draw me a picture of SpongeBob SquarePants,
but I need you to draw the correct number
of pores on his face.
Ready? Go.
There is a correct number, only a true superfan would know that.
Is that you? Comment below
with the right answer, see if you get it right.
Contestants, time's up! Boards down.
Crusty Chris, go away, I don't need you anymore.
- Okay. - Thank you, bye.
Alex, we're gonna start with you first since you're in the lead.
Lift up your board, turn it around.
All right, you wagered 250 points and that SpongeBob is horrifying.
Let's check how many pores there are.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Alex answered ten pores.
All right, Venus, your turn, lift that board up for me.
Oof.
You wagered 249 points.
That's a pleasant looking SpongeBob, I'll say that.
A lot better than Alex.
Okay, Roy.
All right, but most importantly, how many pores did you draw?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven pores.
The correct number of pores on SpongeBob's face is...
Seven!
Venus got it on the dot!
[cheering]
Your total score is 499 points,
which means you beat Alex's 450 points.
You made it to the final round.
[cheering]
Alex, you fell just a little bit short this time.
Crusty Chris, clean up on aisle five please.
Oh ok, alright, hey you don't got to get the legs, man, take it easy.
- Alright, shoo! - Hurry it up.
Venus, you're one step closer to winning the golden pineapple.
But can you survive the Chum Bucket Challenge?
It all comes down to this.
Venus, you've made it through two gruesome rounds
of the competition and you are one step closer
to winning the golden pineapple.
Tell us, are you nervous?
I don't think I've ever been more confident in my life.
That's the spirit, oh, Crusty Chris!
Bring out the chum.
Look at that.
Look at it.
All the disgusting substances from the bottom of the ocean.
I'm gonna ask you a series
of seven final SpongeBob trivia questions.
All you got to do is answer five of those questions correctly
and you win the golden pineapple.
But answer three wrong, well, you're gonna get chummed.
- Are you ready to begin? - I was born ready.
Question 1,
what activity do SpongeBob and Patrick enjoy doing
that involves a net?
Jellyfishing.
Jellyfishing is correct.
All right Venus, four more to go, you win the pineapple.
You got it.
Question 2,
what year did SpongeBob premiere?
1999.
- You sure? - Yes.
1999 is correct!
Question 3,
what iconic song does SpongeBob sing
during the Bubble Bowl halftime show?
I want to say it's We Are the Champions?
Yeah, I want to say that, We Are the Champions.
- Is that's your final answer, Venus? - Yes.
- We Are the Champions? - Yes.
That was incorrect!
Wow.
The correct answer is Sweet Victory.
That means Crusty Chris, lift up the chum bucket just a little bit.
It's up here now.
Question number 4,
what color are Patrick's shorts?
Green and purple.
Correct!
Question 5,
what is wumbology?
No!
- A little hesitant, eh? - Ahh!
Five... four...
three... two... whatever comes to your mind, ready?
One...
It's SpongeBob's way of describing a fun time.
SpongeBob's way of describing a fun time is incorrect!
The correct answer was the study of wombo.
I know, right? Silly question, silly answer.
We're moving on.
Question number... 6.
At what time of night does Patrick eat a Krabby Patty?
At... at...
At 3 o'clock on morning?
3... 3:30... 3:24 in the morning. 3:24.
3 o'clock, go back to 3 o'clock.
- Okay, 3 o'clock? - 3 o'clock.
- Locking it in, final answer? - Yes.
If this is wrong, you're gonna get chummed,
so that better be your final absolute.
It's 4 o'clock in the morning, I changed my mind, 4 o'clock.
-Are you sure? -Yeah.
- 4 o'clock in morning. - 3 o'clock or 4 o'clock?
I'm gonna go with 3:30, it's at 3:30.
- Final chance, five... four... - That's it.
- 3:30. - 3:30 in the morning.
Patrick eats his Krabby Patty at...
3 a.m., just 3 on the dot.
You were correct the first time!
Ooo! Oh!
All right, you know what that means, release the chum!
Oh yes, that is very pleasurable to my eyeballs.
Wow, can you see in there?
All right, you know what will make your day?
You're not going to be going home empty handed,
because you're going to win the one and only SpongeBob Prize.
You know what that is?
- I have it right here. - Let's hear it.
Imagination.
Venus, thank you so much for playing,
it was great having you, in my heart, you are a SpongeBob champion.
Join us next time as two more SpongeBob SquarePants fans
battle it out to see who is the biggest SpongeBob fan.
I'm your host, Roy a.k.a. Guava Juice,
and remember, I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me wumbo!
See you next time.