today i've got a very special guest on the channel this is yvette
and together we're going to be trying british snacks that was good that was
so good in front of us are 14 quintessentially british snacks that we're very excited to try
and we will be ranking them i thought their ranking is where the controversy will begin
absolutely i expect drama tears blood maybe there is an invisible genie helping us with this entire
video and they're gonna select the snacks for us so genie what's her first snack can you believe it
oh it's coming chocolate yeah i was expecting like a white fluffy cake cheers cheers
it's like like my my expectation is blown i could easily get through that whole packet by myself
okay so we're starting off on a high it's so good but like is it marshmallow it doesn't taste like
it's like a like a really soft marshmallow like very squishy okay genie it's time for our next
snack by the way this whole genie thing is a complete ripoff the off menu podcast have
you ever listened to it oh i love that podcast yeah jay-z caster and ed gamble it's actually
on brand because it's all food related exactly so i'm borrowing the genie but it is sadly not james
acaster yeah it's fine he was just like behind the camera and we chose not to put him in the video
yeah jason castro's filming this entire thing yeah we didn't want to make it he's not famous enough
don't worry about it so genie oh is it a cake or is it a biscuit i've had many a debate on my
channel about this people get passionate so let us know in the comments what you think but there
is a right answer no but i don't agree so what do you think of that uh i said what did i say i said
i said it was um a biscuit but it's supposed to be a cake isn't it but jaffa biscuits are
they don't stop semantics i think there's a court case there is stir the pot stir the pot
right off the bat i would say this is like a top ish spot contender not number one not number one
but like top five definitely okay what if i told you i'm not the biggest fan of orange interesting
there are different jaffa cakes on there they've got strawberry cherry yeah definitely i had cherry
jaffa cakes the other day and they were a delight by the way we filmed a video for a vet's channel
as well but we filmed it before this one to make sure that we didn't fall out to the point where we
couldn't record it yes yeah yeah definitely you should go over and check it out it's much less
hostile especially for my side more hostile than it should be though yeah also true and it's about
british staycations so if you're into british content already yes genie where are you oh there
and the genie says shocking okay here's our selection starting with the cherries
hmm i didn't feel like cherry i feel like that works you're good
i'm actually i know i was going to say this is really awkward to film how
got an emergency and the answer is hmm have you had these before i can't remember so they really
left a lasting impression these um aesthetically reminded me of alice in wonderland oh very
pleasing and they they almost have that like stained glass effect oh well nothing
i've already introduced one of our guests yvette but we have another one and that is bambi hello
little happy dance and um i'm not gonna oh you want a jammie dodger which is absolutely oh my
gosh the genie's back and look what he brought how do you feel about these i haven't had them
but i don't think i'm gonna like them i tend not to like licorice fair cheers you're brave
so this is the thing with me i love licorice do you when i was a kid i think i made myself
like licorice so i could have all the other kids snacks because nobody likes it genie
okay so i know we just had a controversial one universally controversial this one i realize is
just me it's a it's a sabine specialty it's a sabina specialty i don't like maltesers
she's the only one in all of england and i know this and i also don't like pringles like there's
something irreparable broken inside of me we weren't even doing pringles it was throwing a
whole other wrench i just wanna let people know that i'm probably not a good judge of anything
you have literally a bad taste i literally have bad taste yeah
i love maltesers so much i could literally eat this whole bag until i'm sick because
i have no self-control with them i've already eaten too many i'm gonna need to put them down
i do understand that though i will say like i am semi-reasonable they're super easy to eat i just
feel like they're a waste of my time genie genie who is the fairest of them all
okay we'll settle for like fifth best oh they're perfect my mom always goes on about
them because she's convinced this is changing size she says they were like big when she was
a kid like a wagon wheel like the size of an actual wagon wheel and now they're this size
they're okay they're okay i agree oh we've got an agreement for us
yeah um we needed this after the malteser fiasco we did oh look it's the genie um what you brought
wine gums oh oh god mmm it's the same it's real hard i'm not i like the flavor but i'm
not enjoying the experience of eating these why are they possible so hard they're punishing me
it hurts my teeth yeah i was gonna say can all people eat these because my dentures would have
popped popped out of my mouth by now it's like work through it hmm like a full body workout genie
hmm i've never seen this before in my life i will say one thing i really like is this comic strip oh
that's cute once again i'm gonna make myself sick if i keep going but they're good right
yeah next one penguins um there's a slight controversy with penguins is there because if i
should next video we might do an australian snack thing oh i'd love to um do you know team terms
i'm familiar with tim tams but i've never had them there's a rivalry between penguins and tim
tams one of the best parts of eating penguins of course is the packaging cute drawings on
the outside but also jokes and i'm gonna test you here but why are penguins so good on the internet
penguins intranet internet the internet where we're gonna be uploading this later the internet
penguins they oh i don't know they slide on ice they slip a really good guess um because they
have webbed feet oh that's better i was like i pride myself on getting those really crappy
christmas ones you know like the crafting yes like oh i love that i could often get those
and i like pride myself this one interesting test me okay what do you call a happy penguin
it's like a happy feet joke no i'll tell you it's a pun does that help like most of these
penguin tuxedo no i'm out penguin oh look the genie's carrying something
dip dabs i haven't had these down the hatch
so i know i had a strong reaction but it was a good kind of strong reaction it was just surprise
it was just stronger than i thought it would be the reaction
because me too both of us wow i'm a big fan of these we've only got three snacks left
and i'm thinking we just booked genie i'm sick of being told what to do yeah i'll decide should we
have turkish delight yes i've had these before okay and i'm a big big fan and i'm curious
to see what you think okay i'll try it yeah i know that's that's why we're doing this video
um differing opinions i see i honestly don't know how you're into that you get that a lot
like fine but that is like soap i think i like challenging flavors because i'm no no i don't know
there's something wrong with me we all know it now it's fine we've got two left next one is rebels
well decided because those were the ones that were already in my lap how did i know what's in these
i don't know oh orange do you like these yeah they're basically both tasters no side-by-side
comparison do you mind if i buy them i do not i encourage it you can't tell the difference can you
oh my god they're the same but they taste so different they really don't what
that was different
they're all different oh my god oh my god so there's orange ones there's raisin chocolate
coffee toffee and malteser sorry i didn't let you speak there that's fine it tastes like a jaffa
that's what i had to say groundbreaking well these are gonna be ranked very lowly
now because they have caused me to have trust a breakdown of trust issues and i
don't take that lightly so goodbye rebels you are dead to me final one lucky last we have
an icon the cream egg yay oh oh oh satisfying look at them so beautiful
okay guys i always used to think that they only had these around easter yeah i thought they did
too yeah but then now i've been seeing them in shops all the time they're an all the time food
now oh they're a delight but so sweet okay the ultimate rankings are in and in number 14 i.e
last place we've got rebels rebels you've been awful nothing but a disappointment nothing else
left to say in number 13 we have fruit gums they tried to kill me i genuinely choked second last
absolutely well deserved in number 12 we've got turkish delights tastes like soap and it's fine i
feel like i'm gonna come across really negative no no guys we even the ones i have to say even these
three i kind of like them rebels are actually not that bad i'm just on principle annoying absolutely
rebels i have to say aside and outside of this ranking they're quite nice but they've just hurt
me too badly and i i no take backs yeah absolutely so in 11 we've got licorice all sorts i just don't
like licorice so i had to be down on the the bad end of the spectrum and that's fine i know they're
unpopular and i'm happy to concede number 10 we've got black whales they just want they're not bad
but they're not great they just yeah i don't feel like the reason they're let down to me is because
they're so much worse than i feel they should be i feel like they were like revolutionary back
in the day and then yeah and they shrunk down and it just developed the size it's the sizes
so ninth place tankfastics have ever heard both flowering bow tanks faster and that's
why they're there yeah we can't pronounce them we don't really know how to eat them
like crazy foreigners yeah look they're fine they're fine that's why they're in the middle
exactly and in number eight another fine dessert says something no demi dodgers
demi dodgers and eyes i didn't like them i thought they were so incredibly dry but if i
had them with a cup of tea they would spring up in seventh place we got fruit winders
no they not windows not winters but whatever i will probably never have those again really but
like i didn't dislike them but i just didn't i liked them they remind me of like my childhood
and being like make a tongue me too and it was just dark time in number six maltesers the best
i'm happy with them being in number six jaffa cakes are in fifth place and again i'm happy with
that um yeah you know my controversial opinions are chocolate orange so but i understand just
like licorice it's an unpopular opinion exactly unacceptable and we've we've been quite amicable
to wear at the end not not throughout the whole thing after we had a massive fight yeah blood was
spelt after we had a punch up do you say that it's a bruised thing that's right than something yeah
he had a punch up i've never said it but i it's a visceral term isn't it i know exactly what i mean
yes so in number four we've got dip dabs they're delight i think we need to have them before no so
it was like super exciting that's why they're up the top absolutely what a revelation like surprise
and in third place penguins they're not quite a tim tam but tim 10 adjacent so they get
recognition that's very fair that's very fair and in second place the two other medals in silver
we've got cream eggs can't go wrong with the cream egg no one's ever sad about getting a cream egg
yeah yummy and if you are please mail them to us in first place the first the one i hadn't tried
before today tea cakes tea cake they're just such a delight what a beautiful invention and surprise
i like i legitimately thought what you think of jammie dodger is what i thought a tea cake was
gonna be they're like imagine my surprise when there's like a no biscuit anyway um
i could make it in my own video just talking about how much i love tea cakes now and maybe
you should if you guys would like to watch that video that may never happen or any other videos
that event makes do head over to her channel because it's fantastic it's full of fun facts
about living in britain and fun fact just her thanks for watching and see you next friday bye