You know, I like to keep you up to date
on all the latest viral trends.
And there's a big one sweeping the world right now.
It's not a good one.
I'm talking about the coronavirus.
So is everyone else.
Everyone's talking about it.
If you haven't heard of it, raise your filthy, dirty hand
right now.
[LAUGHTER]
Here are some things.
I want to help everybody out.
I learned about some things you can
do to lower your risk of getting the virus.
First of all, avoid places that there
are a lot of people in, enclosed environments,
especially if you've been traveling.
Who here is from out of town?
[CHEERING]
We're all fine.
[LAUGHTER]
It's important to keep your hands clean.
You can use hand sanitizer with alcohol in it.
Or just-- I do tequila.
And then I lick it off of my hands.
Better yet, you can wash your hands properly.
And it turns out, a lot of people
are not washing their hands correctly.
The World Health Organization released a list of seven steps
for proper handwashing.
So I printed them out so we can all learn together.
Because we're not washing our hands properly.
May I have my mobile sink, please?
[LAUGHTER]
Thanks, fellas.
All right, I knew this would come in handy.
I bought it season one.
And I thought, one day, we're going to need a mobile sink.
Here it is.
All right, step one, wet hands and apply enough liquid soap
to create a good lather.
All right, well, they don't tell you how much.
But I'm going to put a whole-- oh, I should probably--
oh, now I've-- all right, all right.
So that's a good lather, right, right there?
OK, rub palms together.
I got that one.
I think that's what we do.
We rub ponds together.
Rub the back of your hands.
[LAUGHTER]
All right, does anybody always--
do you rub the back your hands?
Have you done that before?
Do it.
Rub the back of your hands.
Interlink fingers, OK.
There, interlink.
And then here's the church, and here's the steeple.
[LAUGHTER]
All the people try not to get the coronavirus in there.
All right, and then cup your hands, cup your fingers.
Cup your fingers.
Just hold them like that, I guess.
Cup your fingers, I guess, like that, right?
Like a cute little raccoon, or something like that.
All right, clean your thumbs.
How can you not clean your thumbs?
Who's just washing and avoiding their thumbs like that?
Clean the thumbs.
Rub palms with your fingers.
These are all the steps.
I don't know how long you're supposed to do that for.
How many times have I said "rub" by the way?
Too many.
All right.
And also, you're supposed to wash your hands for 20 seconds,
or the time it takes to sing "Happy Birthday" twice.
Or you can choose another song for 20 seconds.
Jerry, hit me up with a little "Sexual Healing," please.
[MUSIC - MARVIN GAYE - "SEXUAL HEALING"]
When I get that feeling, I want sexual healing.
Sexual healing.
Oh, got this feeling.
Oh my.
That's it!
[APPLAUSE]
All right, I have washed my hands properly!
Got a little dirty there.
But I've never felt so clean.