you know what something horrible happens
in the world you'll see the rise of two
types of people number one people who
don't let fear divide them and instead
choose to come together and number two
racist idiots who don't deserve an
internet connection hey here's the thing
right I just don't like when people are
bad at things if you're gonna be racist
at least do it right a lot of us comment
under my YouTube video go back to your
country you terrorist [ __ ] Afghan Indian
Muslim [ __ ] hashtag make America great
again now I don't mean to discourage
Merrick he seems like a great guy but
your stupidity bothers me okay first and
foremost let's make education great
again
in fact
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hello and welcome we'll begin by taking
attendance are you here of course you
are YouTube comments are how you feel
validated today we're going to be taking
a trip around the world so you'll need
to pack it's probably been years since
you've had the chance to use your
passport
just like your penis but don't worry
this time you'll actually take off to go
back to my foreign country we'll need to
fly along 45 minutes all the way back to
Canada but I'm assuming you thought my
country was somewhere else so let's fly
across the world to the country of
patchy Afghan India India is all the way
over here across the ocean so
unfortunately you won't be able to drive
your trailer there oh cool faith thing
once you board your flight settle in
it's going to be a long journey but
that's ok
you can take a good rest it must be so
exhausting to walk right through airport
security the aircraft you're flying will
probably be a double-decker which means
it'll have about 300 to 400 people on
board which is approximately the same
amount of people at Trump's inauguration
JK that's an alternative fact but you're
probably used to those from watching so
much Fox News please note that we're not
gonna fly through the Bermuda Triangle
because things mysteriously disappear
there in fact that's probably where your
education went we're going to fly across
the Atlantic Ocean around Africa and
through this passageway that's very
narrow just like your mind you may
recognize some of these countries we're
flying over as places immigrants come
from to steal your jobs or just the same
countries you steal oil from once we
reach our destination you'll notice that
India Pakistan and Afghanistan are
actually three separate countries you
silly American Aussie Brit when you
randon are going through customs and
they ask for your occupation make sure
you say trash can and when they ask your
date of birth be sure to say 3000 BC you
effing caveman you'll notice right away
that India is full of beautiful sights
and culture and I know what you're
thinking it probably smells like curry
and
you know what you're right and it's
delicious and although there are
approximately 175 million Muslims in
India there are approximately 2 billion
in the whole world which means if every
Muslim was a terrorist you wouldn't
stand a goddamn chance good thing
they're not now that we're here the good
news is your life can save all that
money she spends at tanning salons
trying to look closer to my complexion
click travel tip if you're going to
India they don't kill cows there so
there's no beef but don't worry because
if you kill anything it'll be considered
mental illness so you're good I hope
you've enjoyed this trip to where you
think I'm from and I promise if I ever
meet a genie all three of my wishes will
be for you to get an atlas to be honest
whether I went back to my country of
Pakistan India or even Canada I don't
see how that would benefit you
since my tax bracket helps pay for your
kids education you're welcome Timothy
hello I hope you enjoyed this video if
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