- How many people are out there for me?
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What kinda of (bleep) question is that?
Are we talking like soul mates?
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You're gonna tell me how many people
are out there for me to fall in love with?
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Great.
I live in Los Angeles, California.
So we've gone from 7.2 billion
to 300 million.
That's less.
Also, I'm not gonna cross the 405.
I don't know if you took those numbers into consideration.
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I'm interested in only women.
So...
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That's still plenty.
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Acceptable range?
I normally go by the high school rule.
If we could have gone to high school together,
so that's plus or minus four.
Still plenty.
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Here's the flaw in your logic though
is you're assuming I'm not a home wrecker.
I'm not above that.
If I find someone who is in a happy marriage,
I will destroy that marriage for love.
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Education's pretty important to me.
(laughs) I don't like where this is going.
College graduates.
I want a high crop of mate.
I'm fine dating a college drop out,
as long as they had like
a really cool reason for it. (laughs)
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We're losing so many people so fast.
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I guess 20%.
I'm trying to think when I'm on Tinder like how many...
But I don't know.
It might even be lower than 20 to be honest.
You know, I'm gonna make it real hard for you.
18%. (laughs)
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False, I am very charming.
50% of people find me attractive.
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Wait, do you really think only 18% of people
find me attractive?
That's really mean, man.
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Half maybe?
I don't, ugh.
Can we start over? (laughs)
Tell me, how many women are there
available for me in Los Angeles?
In Los Angeles?
Jesus Christ.
(laughing) Oh (bleep) this.
I don't know, I think Hollywood makes you think
that there's one person out there for you,
but who knows?
I'd probably get along with a bunch of people.
(laughs)
(mumbling)
Just like find someone who hates the same stuff I do
and wants to hang out with me.
That's all that we want, right?
Alright, where are they?
Is that part two of this video,
you open up a curtain and there they are?
And I just get to go, you.
That's not how it works, is it?