Hello?
I have just one question for you
Are you ready?
Am I ready for what?
Who is this?
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT
WHEN WWE CHAMP JOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS TITLE
IN THE
WWE
SUUUUUUUUPERSLAAAAM
RIGHT NOW YOU CAN ORDER THIS AWESOME PAY-PER-VIEW FOR JUST $59.99
I'm sorry, no
There is no any chance in hell that we're ever gonna have wrestling in this house again
Thank you
But no
Have a good day!
Hello?
AND GOODBYE
TO ANYONE STANDING IN JOHN CENA'S WAY
WE TAKE SOME 6 MEN IN THE STEEL CAGE CHUTES AND LADDERS MATCH
AT WWE
SUUUUUUUUPERSLAAAAM
ORDER NOW AND SAVE $10
FOR THE LITTLE LOW PRICE OF JUST $49.99
So you guys just called me and
As I mentioned before we're not ordering this
So PLEASE stop calling my house
Thank you and goodbye!
Hello?
Hi, can I speak to Champ?
Who?
Champ?
Is Champ there?
Who is Champ?
THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT!
Listen! Hey!
-AT WWE SUUUUUUPERSLAAAM
Hey, sir!
Please quit callin my house!
-THE UNDERTAKER
Quit callin me!
CM PUNK!
AND EVEN TRIPLE H AND THE BIG SHOW
IN THE SPIT SWAPPING MAKE OUT MATCH
Holy cow..
-WWE SUUPERSLAAAM
Listen! Hello! HELLO!
Can you stop screaming and your little siren
Or whatever that is
Can you knock it off for 5 seconds?
NOT INTERESTED!
STOP! CALLING!
MY F**KIN' HOUSE!
Hello?
I am watching you..
Excuse me?
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE UNDERTAKER TOLD JOHN CENA!
BUT WILL HE BE ABLE TO TAKE THE BELT FROM MIGHTIEST CHAMPION IN WWE HISTORY
AT THIS WEEKEND WWE
SUPAHSLAAAAM
-F**k
Stop calling my house!
JOHN CENA!
Before i get your number. I will track you down..
-IN A TRIPLE DOUBLE MATCH!
..and absolutely tear you..
LADDERS!
in pieces!
CHAINSAWS!
Do you understand me?
EXPLOSIONS!
FIREBALLS!
..John Cena is crazy motherf**ker!
POPCORN!
STOP! CALLING! MY! HOUSE!
NOW!
No wrestling, no super-motherf**kin-slam is happening in this house!
I swear to Jesus
If this is those wrestling f**ks again
Ok, good morning
Hi! I'm just calling this morning to ask if you're supporter of the US Military?
Oh My God!
I apologize
We've been getting calls all morning. I apologize
And yes
Fantastic! Great
Are you a supporter of a Marine Core?
Yes, absolutely!
Good! Great! Because a former decorated member of the US Marine Core needs your support.
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!
HE IS GONNA GET IN THE RING AND PUT BOOTS TO ASSES!
You!
Are you kidding me right now?!
WWE!
Are you kidding me right now?!
SSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERSLAAAAAAAAAAM!
I WILL BE ABLE TO WRITE YOU DOWN FOR A LOW PRICE OF ONLY $39.99
I can't belive you keep calling me
I'm about to lose my s**t
I swear I'm about to call the police
Hello!
You have a collect call from:
"JOHN CENA!"
Will you accept the charges?
Oh, f**k your mother
Listen, stop calling!
Listening is not your strong suit because I'm pretty sure it's f**k not
- but you are not hearing me, shut you f**kin' beaten down brain from Super Slam and listen!
I AM NOT!
I don't care if they are $59, $49, $39 or 39 f**kin' cents!
I don't want it! It won't happen!
It's not running on my TV again
It won't be allowed in this house
Do you understand me? NEVER!
I don't want to be wrestling here in this house
Please going through closets and taking you out t-shirts and blurting them. I'm calling the police and telling that you're harassing me
Stop it! Now!
I'm calling the police!
Good luck to you! Have a nice day!
F**k yourself!
God damn what?!
Oh, hold on, hold on!
Mary?
Mary, this is the ZMorningZoo radio show on Z104
What, what
We've been phone scamming you
Your husband - your husband Donny told us to phone scam you
We are all in a fight right now. Are you kidding me right now?