- Welcome to Keith, I'm here with Kelsey,
we're playing the Sims again.
We've made all The Try Guys, they're all beautiful,
each in their own way.
Looked at the comments, people said they wanted
to see me build Kelsey, so I think it's only right.
(burps) Oh I just ate a burrito.
(upbeat 80s pop music)
Wait, how do I put The Try Guys on the internet?
Now is your chance to finally own the exclusive
four pack of all four Try Guys,
designed by Keith and Kelsey.
You can take them on your own adventures,
maybe have them enter a cooking competition.
Maybe have them eat some spiders.
Maybe swing on vines, who knows, it's up to you on
your video game. (chuckles)
Make sure to tweet us the stories
that you end up coming up with.
- Oh yeah tweet at us, comment in the YouTube video--
- Yeah let's go-- - Find us on Facebook.
Go to our-- - Instagram.
- The Try Guys by Keith.
A family of four whose love extends further than
the light from that one start that is too far to see.
(bell chimes)
- Look right here and it will be uploaded
to the gallery for all of our friends to play with.
- Wow, this is amazing.
You guys can now use us and abuse us, baby.
Ooh, send us your videos of you killing us.
That's a great competition.
Send us your videos and we will judge
who killed us the best.
This is awesome.
(suspenseful music)
- We're BFGameSquad, it's our--
- Wah. - Well.
(chuckles)
It's not just about you, Keith.
- Here we go, we're building Kelsey.
- I'm just looking for someone who's blond.
- Mhm, there we go.
We can change her, she's got that super
pigmentless skin that you possess.
(chuckles)
What color are your eyes, blue?
- Blue-green, yeah, kinda like that.
- Nobody's eyes are this color blue.
- I had the colored contacts in high school.
- Your eyebrows are like a darker shade of hair
than your hair.
Wait, you dye your hair blonde?
- No. - Are you a natural blonde?
- I have dimensions.
- Why are your eyebrows brown?
- What do you mean, they're blonde.
- Why are your eyebrows brown?
- I fill in my eyebrows.
- With brown?
- Eyebrown. - No.
- Your hair is also obviously not like that.
You wish. (laughs)
Isn't that a person from The Game of Thrones?
- Khaleesi. - Yeah.
That's pretty close.
I mean, I said pretty.
Oh that's nice.
You can be like Rapunzel.
You could be a Rapunzel.
- (sighs) She's my favorite.
- Is she? - Yeah.
- That's why you carry that frying pan around.
It's been weird up until now.
- I'm gonna make you tiny, you're tiny.
- Those boobs are way too big.
- I feel weird about adjust, declaring--
- That's way too big.
- How I think your boobs look 'cause I don't know how to--
- That's fine, that's fine there.
- Great, they look great-- - They look great.
- Move your shoulders.
- Hey.
- I wish I could do the up and down shoulders
like in Black Panther, I love that.
That was so cool.
Your lips need some color, lipstitch.
Yes that's great, there you go.
- Wow, cool.
- Kelsey, all done.
- This is what you think of me, Keith?
- This is how I think of everyone at Buzzfeed.
Let's go with like this pink.
Do you like that?
How do you feel?
You don't love it.
You only get one chance.
- The blush was good.
- Well you do like the blush?
- I thought you were talking about the face in general.
- No, no, no, we're still working.
Whoa, whoa, I'm so sorry!
- That's my nighttime alter ego.
- That does look like you could be a super hero lady.
- Ooh!
- So now look forward, forward.
- Aw thanks, Keith.
I can see Kelsey in this girl.
(Keith humming)
Oh my gosh.
Are you singing?
- That's Jurassic Park-- - Jurassic Park?
- Your ears aren't this big.
There we go (laughs).
Pardon me!
Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly.
Teeth. - No, I don't--
(growls)
- There you go. - Oh yeah it's me.
- I bet this is exactly how you look.
- Team Kelsey. - This before, during, after.
What? (chuckles)
Her mouth is so cute!
Yeah, yeah, yeah it's Kelsey.
♪ So let's dress you, dress you, dress you ♪
♪ In your very best ♪
All right everybody, try not to make this weird.
Daytime outfit.
Boom!
You would love to wear this.
You would dream of wearing this, I feel like.
You wear things kinda like this, don't you?
- I guess so.
- Let's make you strong.
Not that strong.
Whoa, slenderman.
Kelsey isn't Kelsey.
- No, no.
(mumbles)
- I don't think the coat is right,
but I think the skirt is close to what you wear a lot.
- Yeah. - Get another coat.
Uh-oh!
Oh, God, put it straight on!
Okay, all right, didn't see that coming.
I apologize 30 times.
- This is formalwear.
Put me in like a dress.
- Oh I didn't realize.
I was making daytime in my head,
I forgot they've already had the perfect outfit for that.
You look like you're in a space movie.
♪ And this is Elsa ♪
♪ Let it go ♪
Let me go!
- You did-- - Oh no!
- Why did I close my own eyes?
- Party out here, I'm going out with (mumbles) tonight.
We're gonna go sip drinks and take selfie videos
on our Instagram.
We've all seen it!
- It's now all we do!
- Well, I beg to differ.
These dresses are awful.
Let's just have you be in Frozen, and--
- Take off the necklace.
- Oh you look like the mom from Mean Girls, let's keep that.
Sleepy time, night night.
Wee!
You have something like this.
- Yeah I do have something a little like that.
- The shoes are all wrong.
That is so you.
(chuckles) That is the most you thing
I've ever seen.
That one's cute.
You're going to a party, you wanna look cute.
What's this, swimwear?
- Swimwear.
- Who's swimming in this outfit?
That's what bikinis look like.
But most of the time, you're just gonna look like this,
let's give it a 360.
- Wow. - Yeah, athletic, strong.
Goofball, you're a geek.
I guess we'll go with doggie lover.
♪ Hi my name is what? ♪
♪ My name is Keith ♪
- You just automatically write your own name.
- It's what I do every time I write any word.
Impicciche.
- Impicciche.
(scatting)
(chuckles)
- You're moving to this piece of grass.
Oh boy, what a beautiful day!
- Why even put me in that if you're just gonna change
my outfit all the time?
- It's the Sims.
Let's get you a house, girl.
What's going on here?
- That's loading, I don't know.
♪ Let the rain fall down ♪
♪ I'm coming clean ♪
- I guess you're just gonna stand on the grass over there.
I think that's good.
You love to exercise.
Let's go back to my house.
So when we last left Ned, he was about to go on a date.
- He loved it (bleeps) fighting his own (bleep).
- Accept, okay, you're going on your own.
This is huge.
- He is still in a Speedo.
- Come on Ned.
- She's a vampire. - She's on fire.
- 'Cause she's outside.
- Oh, let's go inside, oh my God.
Oh.
Did she die? - What just happened?
- Oh Ned, you blew it.
All that suspense.
All that what's gonna happen and now Ned's just
jogging to a bench where he can lay down and sleep.
This day just evaporated.
Ned, Ned, everything we did,
all the progress we made, bro.
What's up, man?
What's up Ned?
What are you even doing, he came all this way,
and now he's miles from home,
he's just Forrest Gumping all over the place.
Look at this estate.
- He should just go to the party.
- No, let's have him go to the center of the maze.
- Okay.
- Nap on this bench.
There's a movie coming out that's Maze Runner, right?
(vocalizes theme song)
♪ Ned to the rescue ♪
♪ Ned's gonna find his bench ♪
♪ Ned's gonna jog across the land ♪
♪ And Ned's gonna have a bench ♪
♪ Ned loves benches ♪
♪ It's what he's trying to own ♪
♪ Someday he will have 36 benches in his home ♪
♪ Come on Ned, come on Ned ♪
♪ Come on step behind a wall ♪
He's got some great (bleep) maze intuition,
did you see him crush that?
Nothing beats my baby when it comes to mazes, Ned.
Ned, you amaze me.
Let's go home.
♪ I had a girlfriend then she caught fire ♪
♪ I never knew what it was like to be loved ♪
♪ I got a butt everybody desires ♪
What, I can't follow, he's just gonna run home.
Can we follow him the whole way?
Oh (bleep).
What a letdown.
Everybody was really rooting Ned there.
Hey Eugene.
Doing his thang, Keith trying to do his Eugene impression.
Ned, go--
- You can flirt with each other?
- Yeah let's see how I handle it.
I know I enjoy a good romance.
(characters speaking Simlish)
- Ooh, rejected.
- Ned, stop being weird.
Hey, remember when that sun burned your girlfriend alive?
(laughs)
What do we need to do here today?
I feel like they need to meet you, right?
- Yeah, you can visit my lot and I'll probably be on there.
- Who are all these people?
- You can invite other people to go with you.
- Well take Keith Meowsburger then.
Eugene, Keith and Meowsburger are best buds.
Hey, look you're playing with the kitty.
Be yourself Eugene, rude introduction.
(characters speaking Simlish)
- I would never do that. - You don't have a house.
- I don't have a-- - You're homeless.
You own an expensive lot of land
and no house to show for it.
Look at your head, looks like idiot made you.
Anyway you wanna get arrested?
I was thinking coffee.
- Wait why would he praise vampire lifestyle?
I'm not a vampire.
- Mm, are you?
(organ music)
Let's get Zach, Keith, and Ned over here.
And we'll stilL have a vampire.
Let's watch him burn alive.
It'll remind Ned of his lost love, which is nice.
Burn, burn, loser, just burn.
Where's Keith?
What's going on with you, Keith?
(mumbles)
Hey, dag dag.
What should we do, should I kill somebody?
So at the end of the last video, I said I was gonna
start killing The Try Guys and nobody I don't think
made it to the very, very, very, very, very, very,
very, very end.
We gotta change that behavior.
You love this, right?
You love this.
You need it in your life, huh?
Then you gotta watch it.
If that means you gotta watch it like six times each,
maybe 10 times each?
Leave it on a replay on your computer overnight.
I would love also if you all just went back
and watched the first episode,
like everybody went back, watched the first episode,
'cause it's got a crazy spike.
Just really throw the metrics to (bleep).
Let's cause a little chaos, huh?
Let's teach YouTube a lesson.
Where are my boys?
- The Spice Festival is in town,
let's go to the Spice Festival!
- (bleep) Go to the Spice Festival, baby!
- Everyone's gonna come.
Bowie's gonna come, Caleb's gonna come.
- Everyone's coming.
- Everyone's coming to the Spice Festival.
- Clara, no, this bitch can't come.
I hired her and then she was playing on my computer.
Not working.
What's this woman doing on my computer?
Hey, I hired you to cook.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Ma'am.
You gotta get out of here, you were playing Tetris,
everybody saw it, get out of my house.
All right well we're here,
everybody's immediately complaining.
My son is being annoying.
Oh now Caleb's hanging out with Dag.
♪ Everybody loves Dag ♪
- Ned is kinda singing karaoke at a private room.
- Oh poor Zach, that's his voice?
Here, make fun of him.
Yell that, and Eugene is performing as well.
What kind of Spice Festival is this?
This is just a karaoke bar.
- That's a karaoke bar, turn around.
- No my boys like what they like.
- What's your go-to karaoke song?
- Oh Lady Gaga stuff.
Are all the Sims totally insane?
It's my boy, my baby!
My boy, that's my boy!
(characters singing Simlish)
- Aw, it's so cute. - He's so (bleep) cute.
- He's so cute.
- Oh (bleep) now I'm playing with the Dag.
(mumbles)
(chuckles)
We're both singing, it's too loud.
You need to stop, Ned.
- He's hungry and tired.
- Well eat, eat, baby.
- Maybe you should have taken him to the Spice Festival.
- They don't have food there-- - Yes they do!
- I assume they just have seasoning.
Grab serving, Keith, grab a serving.
Eugene-- - You know, if you wanted them
to all grab a serving together, you could,
okay, you could click grab serving together.
- Ned.
Grab a serving.
I want them each to have something different.
- Fair enough.
Lilith invited him to another party.
She's alive!
- No, because last time I came to your party,
you caught on fire and disappeared.
- But it's a night club now.
- That's pretty much a red flag in my book.
Zachy, come on, grab something to eat.
Grab a hot dag.
Ned, Ned, oh god here he comes.
(emotional music) (chuckling)
Oh, poor Ned.
What's wrong with him?
- You don't take care of him,
that's what's wrong with all of them.
That's a curry challenge.
- Let's have Eugene do it.
Come on, Eugene.
Who's this?
That better not be that bitch.
Yes, it is.
Ugh, ooh!
You think you can eat with me?
Get out of here!
Hey look I'm sitting with Eugene, we're friends.
Hey look it's Buzzfeed taste test.
Okay today we're trying spicy food.
I don't know if I like spicy food,
I kinda have a weird tongue.
I could eat any spicy food ever, I'm hot and sexy
and I can do anything I want.
Joke, joke, joke, joke. (makes sound effect)
There you go.
The Try Guys try the Spicy Curry Challenge,
here I come with a glass of water like a true friend.
- For yourself? - Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, he did it.
- He failed the Spicy Curry Challenge.
- How do you, can you win it?
I'm overwhelmed.
I think why I'm overwhelmed is there's too many of us.
We gotta kill one of these guys.
I have this challenge out for you guys to kill us.
Whoever does the best job at killing us,
I wanna use that style of killing in the next video
to start killing us.
What's going on here?
- They're playing basketball.
Oh my God, wait, he's passed out.
While people are still playing basketball around a child!
- Not people, his father, his father just left as well.
Bye Keith.
Everybody's sad again.
Everybody go home, everybody go home, go home.
Oh thank God.
(sighs) It's been a rough day.
Gosh, I'm trying to get all my friends together.
Oh my God, I'm sleeping so much.
Ned's back to his old self.
I feel like we had made so much progress last episode
and I feel like we lost all of it.
I feel like we just regressed like crazy.
Look how cute Zach is!
Oh my God.
- Oh no, switch onto him, switch onto him.
There's a monster under his bed!
- Oh (bleep), oh my God!
Oh God, Ned, Ned, wake up!
Ned, Ned.
Wait, why did Zach go to Ned?
Why doesn't he talk to me?
I'm his father.
Yes, Ned sucks, go ask your dad.
March, march your little behind into your dad's room
and wake him up.
Father, something has happened.
I was sleeping and I, anyway,
(chuckles) I'll tell you the rest later.
Oh here, pee.
What am I supposed to do about this?
Could Keith kill it? - Yep.
- Dad, there are tentacles coming out of my bed.
Dad, Dad, Dad.
- Aw, he looks so sleep deprived.
- What am I gonna do?
Ask to spray monster under the bed.
Dad, um, I don't want to alarm you,
but something's wrong.
Please, please be my father.
Please do what a father should do and just come look.
I'll show you.
Also I'm a (bleep) child
and I keep putting paint everywhere.
Dad, no, Dad, Dad!
Dad, please!
Daddy, please!
Daddy, coming?
I just wanna sleep.
I can hear it.
I can hear it slithering and breathing.
Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad!
Daddy Keith, Daddy Keith!
Daddy Keith!
Daddy, oh it's gone.
Guess I didn't need my dad after all.
(emotional music)
The end.
This family's dysfunctional.
We gotta kill somebody.
Thanks for watching this episode Welcome to Keith.
(chuckles) What's this show called?
Tune in next time for when we kill The Try Guys your way.