Oh hello I didn't see you there.
Welcome to "How to Act Like Your Favorite Actors"
And I can assure you, if you follow all these tips and techniques, you'll be acting.
In a long time..
And you'll be able to do things like this.
In order to act like Robert Pattinson, also known as Edward from the Twilight movies.
All you have to do is talk real quietly and sound like you're in pain.
It's like a drug to me!
More pain than that
It's like a drug to me.
Even more!
It's like a drug to me..
You just had spoiled milk in the morning and somebody just punched in your stomach and now you have to hold in your pain
it's like a drug to me.... like my own personal brand of heroine
I dunno why Kristin Stewart gets so much hate for being a bad actor.
In order to be a great actor the character you're playing has to be consistent.
And Kristin Stewart is the master of consistency.
Oh my goodness that's shocking
Oh my goodness I'm so happy
Oh my goodness that's terrible
Oh my goodness, I'm a ninja
Arrr, my God
Oh my God
See? They're all the same.
So people may give her a one out of ten for acting.
But I give her a consist-ten out of ten.
How do you feel about that, Kristin?
Oh my goodness, that's shocking
In order to act like Alan Rickman also known as Professor Snape from the Harry Potter movies
All you have to do is make the Stitch voice from Lilo and Stitch
"Ohana means family"
And once you've got that down, all you have to do is make your voice deeper and talk with your teeth closed.
I can teach you to bewitch the mind.
I can teach you to ensnare the senses.
I can teach you to sound like Squidward.
I can show you the world; shining, shimmering, splendid.
So everybody knows the accent, but in order to sound like Arnold all you have to do is make the Kermit the Frog voice.
"Kermit the Frog here"
And then sound like you're throwing up.
*makes Kermit the frog + throwing up noises*
Listen to me! You have to get out of here!
Aaaarrghhh! get to the chopper!
Get down! *makes random arrrgh noises*
In order to act like Jim Carrey all you have to do is flex every single muscle in your body and have really sharp, quick movements
Well alrighty then *shrieks*
A lot of people say that Taylor Lautner's a bad actor
But he's not, he just has a different style of acting called
Distr-acting
And all you have to do is have a nice body and take of your shirt to distract people from you're bad acting
Ow!
Oh my God, you're bleeding!
Yeah, can you pass me that towel over there?
Oh, no, no, no, here
Thanks..
Ugh, got some blood on the counter too
Do you mind passing me some-
Oh, don't worry here
Okay..
Shoot, spilled the pepper
Do you mind handing me that trash can over-
Where do you keep getting all those shirts from?
Achoo!
Look, I don't know how you're doing this shirt magic but the bleeding is not stopping
So can you just call an ambulance or something?
Oh, yeah sure
You don't need to take your shirt off just to call the-
Hello?
9-1-1 what's your emergency?
Hi, yeah, do you guys have any more shirts? I'm running low
Just act really sassy and sarcastic and do that stuttering thing where you don't really finish your sentence
So you -
You don't want me to -
Okay, yeah-
S - Jus - Grab - Put my - Yeah
I'll just grab my stuff
All you gotta do is hunch forward, throw up your arms and always be angry
I don't know, okay? Why don't you just ask the monkey over here? Huh?
Ooh, ooh, now you don't wanna move! Ooh look at me I'm a little monkey.
I'm little monkey!
Carl.
Carl..
Mouthful full of chewing tobacco
Well well well, what have we got here baby brother?
Jennifer Lawrence is a great actor
But what makes people really love her is that she's really down to earth
And she doesn't care what people think
She's silly, she's clumsy, she puts her pants on one leg at a time
Just like everybody else after they take nudes
Too far?
You're okay!
Hey Jen, you think you could put that fork down?
Why? What? Are you calling me fat?
Why does it even matter how much I weigh?
I don't want little girls watching this to see Katniss as this
Anorexic, super model character
You don't have to be that skinny and beautiful just to be a really strong, independent woman
Yeah okay, that's fine but this is Hunger Games
You're supposed to be starving in this scene, not eating
Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed
I'm so sorry guys, I am only human after all
It's okay, it's okay
Here, I'll go put this over here
All you need to do is talk like you're in very deep thought, all the time
So that everything you say, even if it doesn't make sense
Sounds like it's very deep and dramatic
Sometimes you gotta go back to actually move forward
I don't mean that like some, fancy metaphor
I mean literally
When you crash into one of those, big ol' green tube things in Mario Kart
You gotta press B and reverse a little
And then you can keep going
And even though I know all that
I still have so many unanswered questions
Like did they name the tree after the palm, or the palm after the tree?
Did Delilah ever tell that guy what it was like in New York City?
And of course the greatest question of all
What is the meaning of life?
Cereal
I mean, it don't taste that good
It's not the healthiest cereal around
It's just there, yet life is still a cereal
'Cause life is still surreal
In order to act like Samuel .L. Jackson
All you have to do is talk like you're at a club
Or at a concert any place that's really loud where you have to shout
Why are you stopping Mr Cruise?
Do you wanna be a part of this team?
Yes Coach
The I'ma ask you one last time, Mr Cruise
What is in your wallet?
What?
You gotta hearing problem, Mr Cruise?
I said what is in your wallet?
I dunno.. Cash?
Wrong answer, Mr Cruise. That's 100 more push-ups
I got pictures?
Let's make that 1000
Some gum?!
10,000 push-ups Mr Cruise
Cards! I have credit cards
Okay yeah, and what kind of card is that?
Uhh.
It ain't that hard Mr Cruise
I - I
What kind of card do you have, Mr Cruise?
What is in your wallet?
Um... Visa?
Get your ass back on the ground, and give me 100,000
100,000 with a Capital One
Capital One. The f***'s in your wallet?
Acting like Leonardo De Caprio is really difficult because of all the different characters he plays
However there is one similar role that he plays every single year
And in order to act like that all you have to do is start nodding your head,
Press your lips together and begin clapping
And the Oscar for best actor goes to...
Matthew McConaughey
Normally when you're scared or frightened offing, you move really quickly
But every horror movie actor knows that's the complete opposite of what you want to do
In order to act like a horror movie actor all you have to do is
Move in slow motion whenever something frightens you
*gasps*
*sigh* It's just you Marley
*sigh* It's just shoes
Oh my God! I'm just gonna go kill someone else already
You're so damn slow. God. Should've went down the street to a better house
Every Drama movie actor knows that if you wanna look really sad
Look out a window
You don't actually have to know anything for this one
You don't even need to know your lines
Just come up with a combination of the scariest and most dangerous things you can think of
Then have an editor put them in for you with really good effects
So you're saying the machine fell in Mt Volcano?
And it's gonna erupt at any second?
Yes
And I'm afraid this time, it's not just gonna be molten lava you're erupting
What else is there?
Lasers
Laser Volcano only on Sci-Fy
So you're saying that all the animals.. They've been sucked into the sky?
Yes. And I'm afraid this time when the storm hits
It's not just gonna be rain
What do you mean?
It's literally gonna rain cats and dogs
*barking and meowing*
The reign of cats and dogs, only on Sci-Fy
So you're saying a tornado that's forming in the ocean is heading towards us?
Yes. And I'm afraid this tornado is so big that it's gonna suck up man-eating sharks
So it won't just be a normal tornado
It's gonna be a Shark-nado
Sharknado only on Scy-F -
Wait, if a tornado is forming in the ocean
Isn't that just a hurricane?
No, I mean, tornados can form over water too.. Right?
Not sure. I know hurricanes do
Then should we just call it Shark-hurricane?
Yeah, but that doesn't sound as good as Sharknado
Yeah, but I mean, just to be safe
I think we're thinking too much into this
Yeah, this is the Sci-Fi network
We don't have to know real science for this, right?
*laughter*
Sci-Fi network
Our science may not be accurate, but at least we have good effects
So I know what you're thinking
That was nothing like how those actors act
In fact that wasn't even good acting
But that's because you're used to seeing these people in movies
And if we were to put all of the stuff that you put in the form of a movie
You'd see how perfect the acting actually was
Sometimes you gotta go back to actually move forward
Even though I know all that
I still have so many unanswered questions
Why does it even matter?
I don't know, okay? Why don't you ask the monkey over here
What?
You gotta hearing problem Mr Cruise?
Yes Coach
Oh my God, that's terrible
It's like a drug to me
What do you mean?
It's like a drug to me
What else is there?
*fart noise*
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Listen to me, you have to get out of here
Get down!
Get your ass on the ground!
*shrieking*
'Cause life is still surreal
Okay, yeah, that still sucked
So, thank you guys again so much for watching
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That one will teach you... Just as much as this one, probably not that much