great idea of giving orange a boo-boo
say la grapefruit I apologize to
everyone only now do I realize the error
of my ways
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never realizes that it makes loud noises
we're all doomed every last one of us
just pardon the gravy train departs at
midnight what what now the fruit flies
like bananas are you talking in code or
something no I just wanted to tell you
that fruit flies like bananas
that's all gotta go wait wait wait wait
you left your CIA badge
whoops don't you're obviously a secret
agent or something
that's ridiculous I'm just the plain old
burrito but wants people to know that
flies like bananas it's an interesting
factoid and it's definitely not secret
code for anything of any kind in any way
so now if you would both please look
into this stick for answers to all your
questions ah I hold it backwards there
go all my memories from senior prom
this is agent burrito not yet no wait I
mean yes was the fruit fly supposed to
fly is that before after the gravy train
gets here okay forget the code the vowel
is Ella have you taken it away from
Warren yet no I haven't quite gotten the
chain moving burrito do you realize the
levels of annoyance that can be reached
if that orange discovers how to properly
use that instrument I'm guessing not
good levels yes sir I'll get right on it
sir your boss is a real jerk yeah he's
definitely not wait did you guys just
hear that entire top-secret conversation
um yeah we'll be not supposed to oh man
my first day as a CIA agent and I've
already blown my cover
hey burrito pull it together man
kitchen needs you alright here goes
nothing
wealthy businessman disguise when I say
boo boo yusei's Ayla boo boo Fela ma boo
hey excuse me sir I'm a wealthy
businessman would like to purchase your
boos Ella no thanks I like my boobs a
lot too much to ever let it go what if I
paid you anything you wanted okay well
I'll tell you my boob Azalea for two
boo-boos a life deal I did it I did it
oh wait sail across the sky I'm the
worst secret agent ever hmm
Babs a more aggressive approach would
work all right let's give escaped
convict a shot
hey you or else all right there buddy
come in with me wait no this is just
sure sure
let me guess you're working undercover
with the CIA but I am yeah yeah sure
save it for the judge man I really blow
up being a secret
I guess I'm just not cut out for the
secret Asian lifestyle yeah thank
seriously dudes a real has been-- neato
burrito is mucho finito boy is it chilly
in here or what
yeah like I've never heard that one
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okay everyone thanks for coming to this
run-through the Royal TED talk he's
gonna ask you for feedback okay but just
he doesn't really want feedback you get
me he can be well a bit fiery hot temper
but I purposefully set this meeting in
the freezer in hopes that he might dwell
beat chill for once
hear ye hear ye door fear caps impress
your chaps the king of cool the baron of
burritos
yo elephant hereby welcomes orange and
pear at the kitchen fiefdom a wholly
owned subsidiary the world think I'm a
freezer LLC oh it is on
the chill king of Orange County Orange
County I like the sound of that
silence I mean no no of course a guy
like you can get into Orange County
I do appreciate and indeed Orange County
no Orange County New Jersey no Orange
County Kokomo now now let's just calm
the Royal beans
remember you are a benevolent King and
above all a
and of course Kokomo isn't a real place
oh yeah from it pear get in here prove
to these guys my passport is real I am
right next to you
did you hear what I've been here the
whole time
that's right remember isn't you know no
memory isn't what it used to be right
for the love of nice bugle why thank you
violins hotpokket relax I mean I mean
chill out is all ha ha let's get to this
talk then after we can totally chill
chill yes if our guests are to know
anything it is you are a true king and
and benevolent king and a very handsome
King like pulling teeth
thank you kind benevolent handsome and
above all chill so chill that I survey
my kingdom from a frozen throne it's
frozen solid it's been here the whole
time
none of this is new information Hot
Pocket
these clowns are starting to get me
royally cheesed dear Lord no fetch
something from the Royal mini fridge to
cool me before my princely perm proceeds
to percolate nice alliteration
sire dang right nice alliteration now
bet just a frozen steak to cool the
Royal brow and then I can finally mail
this talk Sal is Barry is there any
other kind hear ye
quieter but loud enough to you I hot
pocket of the deep freeze realm uh
formally recognized pair and oh cool
cool nice to meet you officially
to the chill King bow to the wisdom of
the rough draft of my TED talk I mean if
you want no big deal but just you know
do it chill King I am a chill game so
chill sire okay okay he's chill wait a
hammer the point home what's the big
deal oh well I thought maybe you saw a
hammer or something yeah like it was
gonna crush the ice and splatter us
above the kingdom I wasn't scared
totally cool I wanted to give you a
little scare
looks like I really nailed it
okay okay knock it off why would there
be nails in a freezer anyway now maybe
they're not construction nails Oh maybe
their fingernails what that's even
weirder this is a disaster
hotpokket you're a miracle worker with
the fish sticks I don't know why they
relaxed me so pheromones oh yeah is that
pee why are you asking me if it comes
from an orange with baked hands and
frozen fingernails
it must be reliable I'm sorry is that
how you speak to a king a king with a
slick rough trap for a TEDTalk
sire please maintain your cool look at
me
frozen solid cool to the core look at my
flowing poncho look at my burn blogs
it's at home Tom he makes me do it
dare you betray the Royal confidence
it's a salon quality perm in the comfort
of your home I want to not good for Ted
maybe your dutiful servant would like a
little credit for the royal handsomeness
since he is bound by royal decree to
announce that all the time oh that's
good
dealing with these two isn't enough now
you're getting chatty that's it
I'm cheese and my beings are broiling
are you happy now his beans are burning
I mean you're a microwave burrito it's
all kind of just paste in there
delicious paste royal paste you all mock
me with talk of paste I think it's more
like a slurry I mean like royal slurry
of course your highness
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Wow that's a wrap for that burrito
[Laughter]
burrito burr is right what's the matter
you need to defrost Louis it's all yeah
I was only joking
uh why is burrito in the microwave well
duh he's too big for the toaster oh
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that's just a bird mark I've had it
forever
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hey hey what is it Apple again there's
two of you talking about okay so if
you're from the future then why didn't
the future me come back with you because
you're on vacation
yep yep someplace really nice and uh and
fun right so don't mention the K and ify
okay that's an iffy but the canopy
that's nice you idiots he's not supposed
to mention them wait a second I'm gonna
get knifed okay it's been fun but we we
should get going huh guys
yeah yeah yeah give me a minute Holmes
I'm a little new to this what's the
matter you need a timeout
wait you can't just leave me here
whoa whoa that guy really knows how to
roll Oh God really is bright we're back
I just hope everything's the same way we
left it oh this is
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[Applause]
why are you freaking out I can tell you
why because a long time ago they took
our kitchen well grandpa lemon what what
where yeah and those of us that were
destroyed by the Robo Apple move
enslaved wait did you say Robo Apple
intruder alert intruder alert
unauthorized produce put your hands in
the air
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don't worry fair doggies ready to ride
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wait take me with you you can't just
leave me here
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yes you came back yeah we covered that
now get me out of here hey Apple see
that apples ride to the core that was
crazy
who looks like everything is normal in
the kitchen again hmm hey big bears
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