Okay, we should be safe here, Max can't follow us.
Phoebe...
I have a feeling that Max isn't the only vampire.
If they can't go out in daylight how'd they all get to school?
Umbrellas? Smart and stylish.
I don't wanna be a vampire!
Let's hide in the bathroom!
[from inside] I'm in here!
[screaming]
Wait a minute, we know how to defeat vampires!
Remember our favorite teen vamp-romance novel?
The Fault In Our Neck Scars?
Team Dimitri till the day I die.
Which might be today.
In the book they use garlic to turn the head vampire back to human
and then all the other vampires turn back, too.
Dimitri is so cute!
- Focus! - Right!
Max organized the blood drive so he must be the leader, but...
where are we going to get garlic?
Look, it's Italian Tuesday in the cafeteria!
I'll go load up.
I'll stay here and pretend like I don't have a neck.
No-Neck Cherry, nothing to bite here.
I better hurry up.
Hey, Cherry...
How did you get here without an umbrella?
Sunblock!
Have I told you about my blood drive?
'Cause you're about to donate.
Hey, Count Dorkula!
You like garlic?
[hissing]
Wait.
It's Italian Tuesday?
Did nobody bite the lunch ladies?
Bite this!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Phoebe, I'm not a vampire!
You're about to be!
Cherry!
[hissing]
Join us, Phoebe.
We can be best friends forever.
Literally, forever.
Cherry, you'll be back to normal as soon as I take care of Max.
Good luck with that!
She's mine!
Time for a second course!
Garlic bread swords?
They're no match for my real swords!
An umbrella?
Really? Did nobody bite the fencing club?
[hissing]
Looks like you're all out of garlic!
Five second rule.
[screaming]
My fangs are gone!
And my cool sunglasses!
You're welcome.
For what? I liked being a vampire!
I was this close to learning how to become a bat!
[hissing]
I don't get it, you're the head vampire!
They should all be human by now!
But I'm not the head vampire.
Then, who is?
I am!
[screaming]
Told you I'd scare you all!
Yeah, the only thing scary is the bunny spit on my neck.
Oh!
And why was dad in our school's bathroom?
Because...
it was a horror story.
Sorry, Colosso. You lose.
Let me try again!
I have one more thing that will definitely scare you!
It's me without my fur extensions!
[cackling]
[screaming]
That's too easy.
Hah! Looks like I scared an entire family of superheroes.
This is the greatest fright of my life!
Ow!
Uh-oh, it's locked!
And it's dark in here.
[thundering]
I'm scared!
Relax, Colosso. Monsters aren't real.
[Colosso screams] Ghost claw!
No, wait... that's my paw.
Maybe some music will soothe my nerves.
[Christmas music starts playing] Oh, come on!
Now I'm scared and annoyed!
Hello? Anyone?!
[sobbing]