top of the morning to you ladies my name
is jacksepticeye and welcome back to
half life alex we're out in the air
oh breezes in everybody it feels good
we're missing roger though because he
turned into being he turned out to be an
[ __ ] so we're gonna leave him behind
from now on but we're gonna look around
for some resin maybe we're uh
oh [ __ ] do you think if i wear this
they'll see me
you can't see me if i can't see you
that's how the world works okay maybe i
should put one of them on their heads
oh god okay do you think i can sneak up
oh god no grenades
okay do i have any t-shirts left
okay you're out
okay
we got to get prepared we got to get
ready
i'm ready to shoot people in the head if
you guys are are you with me gamers i
feel like you are i feel like i can do
this now
maybe we should use this actually this
seems pretty powerful i need to reload
it pretty quick though but i can't
reload it yet
hi gamer
okay ow
just shoot me straight in the face
that was really rude
my god so much easier with the laser
sight you guys should really get some
you'd probably miss a lot less although
the times that you do hit me really
hurts stop it stop it stop it ow
ow mom
people are being mean
i am hitting you aren't i
i don't know oh god
[ __ ]
okay he did all right i need this ow
oh
that's the good [ __ ]
oh that's good
stop it
no shotgun please
hey
eat this
what how are you still alive
how did you alive from that oh god i
need a [ __ ] drink
that guy is the worst he's the worst
shortcut through that building
okay oh can we see a way into this
building so
i'm gonna look around
what is this place anyway
it's a distillery i made vodka and
things like that is
vodka good
oh god no
russell doesn't like vodka got it well i
i never said that but it's not good it's
poison but but i love it everyone
everyone loves them okay that's all very
confusing let me figure out how to get
in and then i'll find you some wonderful
if you if you could actually yes
i agree vodka's piss gin is where it's
at either gin or some really high
quality whiskey all right get out here
with that vodka [ __ ] you only drink
vodka if you don't have anything else to
drink and even then it's questionable
all right i will i won't be taking
opinions on this
[ __ ]
turns out my brain doesn't [ __ ] work
but
where are we going lads
okay sometimes it's kind of hard to see
where it is
you know what i'm saying do you have the
thing for this in you
no i mean you have you have vitals
and goods and i appreciate that very
much so but i need this
please please give
um
all right what's in these
boom punk
no a lot of vodka in them that that's
straight vodka right there
um
let's look around i do love that i can
shoot through cars i'm pretty sure i was
doing that properly
anything in here can i get in oh lads
let's go on a camping trip
where are we going guys
i would love to go to the beach haven't
been to the beach in ages
hold on
all right that
that doesn't really work that well mom
dad can we stop for ice cream
all right mom and dad have been dead for
years
ooh
yes i'm pleaso
where if i was a power thing
where would i be
sucks
hold on let me do that again i was
looking up so my voice is not the
combine sucks
yeah coming out of a voice like that
they're going to take it a lot more
seriously
if your voice cracks in the middle of it
no one's going to take that seriously
that's not really a threat it's more of
a joke at that point
what does that say
i don't know what that says
i love pointing at things
hey what does this say hello
does anybody here speak russian
all right maybe it's in the toilet
nice
hell yeah
put you in my little butt pocket
power cell where are you
oh mario
okay
and then you just go wait
easy peasy my name's stevie
you got anything on you you got any
supplies
where are they taking them
[Music]
where's the money
he knows nothing he's just a middleman
all right ooh
yes
oh sweet drugs
sweet sweet drugs directly into my
system
that's what we like
oh jesus
knock knock
knock doc can i come in
god you are gross all right i'll kill
you in a second i have to get into there
how would one do that
i'll figure it out because i'm an epic
gamer
can i
come on alex
oh
come on you showed me the feedies
come on come on come on break the game
break the game i know you want to i know
you want to come come on
cup
wait can i just
oh
yes whatever guys i'll just go in
through the door
shut up
oh
that's not very nice of you putting my
stuff all over the ground like that
oh i can climb that too
oh i want to do that
i don't even need the health now
i have two unmade pockets
oh battery lick it
don't lick batteries
it's dumb
where the [ __ ] did this come out of i
don't want a chair
all right
hold on hold on
nope grab it grab it the other way oh
there you go all right
i am ready yeah
yeah yeah
why is the game freaking out on me
all right i'm going to be like hitman
you know hitman is able to like
throw the screwdrivers
exactly like hitman there's another
thing right there stop giving me a
million billion of the items
actually maybe i should you know
that works much better would have been
cool if you hit the lock at the same
time
you freaking ding nut
i don't have to go there but i did where
are we going gamers where are we
dropping and what are we dropping
raise and lower power
when you go to power gamers
i know
nice
okay
that was supposed to look cool and now
you've ruined it on me
now everyone at home is laughing
all right maybe it's
is it actually in that room yeah it is
okay
i want to claim
the latter
little bits of everything everywhere
my god i got up that with the speed of
an olympian
just a world-class ladder climber guys
no big deal oh i have to okay oh [ __ ]
i'm high up i don't like that
help me
don't fall off
okay can you just like
yeah that's much safer than me actually
trying to climb in this game quite quite
quite
[ __ ] speedy speedy gonzales
out of my way
who wants to go
okay i don't need this so i'll just
throw it down there where the thing is
don't break
thank you a bouncy little lad um
i saw you
everyone saw you but i saw you first
all right what do we got i don't like
these ones
because the the glow in this it makes it
kind of hard to see where the [ __ ]
red is
or is that just my color blind ass
[ __ ]
come on come on again again okay okay
[Music]
okay okay easy
easy
it's just like a little mini game
you know easy easy [ __ ] oh god oh god oh
god oh god oh god easy [ __ ] it's so easy
i've never even failed it once i'm so
good at
your game
um i need you
but what we're going i'm [ __ ] hell
i got the drone up and running again you
son of a [ __ ]
scared the [ __ ] off man we'll meet you
outside
oh dronie good to see you it looks as if
there are combined barricades up ahead
they're stopping anyone from getting any
closer to the vault well now we don't
need that so what do you think
make your way into the distillery and
see where it takes you with my drone
back online we've finally got the power
on no you're kidding me did it get
destroyed
i'm
oh god oh god i broke my hand don't you
hate it when you break your [ __ ] hand
who that
who that frick
does he think he is
i'm a [ __ ] teacher my lesson is
manners
you're still alive
dirty bastard
all right watch this shoot the box
great distraction get up
[ __ ] work like a charm
it's whatever i'm just a big deal
all right let's do this
oh no power okay
they're all connected
wait there's still more people alive
isn't there
i'm just going to stand here and take it
because i feel like i can
okay
okay maybe i shouldn't have done that
i keep forgetting that i actually have
to crouch
nice [ __ ] nailed him right in his
brain hole
oh this is the power thing that you know
what that actually makes a lot of sense
now where did i throw the thing that i
actually really really need
and stupidly just threw it away
who
[ __ ] knows at this point oh god where
did i put it
there it is huh
nice i never doubted myself for a second
okay health please
present you were useful
nice
also i'm just taking risks because i
know i can
a fault
okay
how many pistol shots do i have 90 god
i've seen money
up your shield [ __ ]
ow [ __ ]
hold on
okay that works
oh jesus
you shot me before i even saw you put up
your shield
[ __ ]
[ __ ] [ __ ] ow
[ __ ]
they take so many shots i keep thinking
that i have way more time yeah yeah yeah
i'm here i'm dead [ __ ] off
i keep thinking i i have way more shots
than i actually do when i just stay out
in the open like i do
let me get him i'm gonna get i'ma [ __ ]
him up i'm gonna get him
or oh i'ma get him i want more grenades
i like the grenades can i have more
grenades
please
okay
let's
be better about this
i also need to i threw that
other
jar
and there it is
come come back here
yeah dinkle
all right
i'm also gonna get ready with this gun
okay not yet
no
oh yeah
come here
i'm gonna get ready with this one first
heal me please i badly need it i'm gonna
need your services again in a minute
okay
nice
so i can constantly get him to put up
his shield
that'll help me
where's the other guy
now
come on
well this thing isn't [ __ ] accurate
[ __ ]
help please
thank you
[ __ ] yeah
but
hey you're you're all dead
are you good
are we do you have anything
except an attitude problem
are you all wearing the masks
should i be wearing a mask
is it is it important can we catch
something out here i'm i'm kind of
actually concerned about that
uh let me put that on my shotgun
actually
um
thank you alex for always letting me
know where i stand in life
um okay let's go in here now
my god
that was a turn up for the box
but why would a book want to turn up
okay you got power now
nice
these ones are fun oh god three jesus
um oh no
um okay there's too close together here
so i'm assuming
that why are you not
here we go um
maybe this
and then maybe
yeah
nice process of elimination bios
um what should i upgrade maybe my pistol
[Music]
get like uh there was like burst fire in
the pistol right
ah i only have 15.
um
bullet reservoir does that just mean
more bullets
is that your way of saying more bullets
what can i put in this
a reflex sight i don't want to reflex
light extended magazine maybe
eventually
um
no
i don't like the weapon switching
double shot autoloader okay so double
shot will probably come in handy against
those big guys when you're up close just
like baba and then
hopefully dead
autoloader is probably
one of the more important ones
i'm assuming just
auto loads my gun oh yeah that says it
right there adds a mechanical shell
feeder to quickly load the shotgun
maybe that's what we'll go for next
maybe if you're good
if you're nice to me
uh
okay where does this one go
okay
in here
right jar
did it oh that was it
oh i thought there was more
did i just power up the stuff in the
other room now
probably
i'm very hungry
i just thought i'd let you guys know
it's not important to the video but i'm
very hungry
oh
of course
i get it
um
are we not power yet
what
oh right
it was more
okay
this is cool this is like
exactly what vr [ __ ] should be oh you're
not going to come alive are you
oh oh
there's [ __ ] something in this
ew
what are you can i
okay
i can't
okay follow the line
follow the yellow brick road
be careful of the
snappies right all right
because this is the type of stuff that
get out of my [ __ ] way
this is the type of stuff that doesn't
work
in the regular version of the like
people keep saying hopefully there's a
non-vr version but none of this [ __ ]
would work
and any of the enemies you go up against
there was like three dudes here
um
and what like six total maybe seven
in in regular half-life with a mouse and
keyboard or a controller you go up
against like 12 dudes at once
so it just the balance would all be
completely off if there was no vr
version and all of this stuff just the
environments are all built around it it
would just be such a lesser experience
if this wasn't in vr i know some people
are like well i i really wanted to play
the new half-life and now i can't
because i don't have
vr but
you know what some game
had to come along
and have some sort of vr support you
know some big game that not everyone
could play
it's a sad reality of it
i wish everybody could play this i wish
everybody could have a vr headset and
everybody could go out and just play
god so much easier when you do that play
these games the way i'm playing them
right now but oh is that too far
are you [ __ ] kidding me
god damn it i misclicked
stinky
oh man but
you know what at least if you can't play
it hopefully people are enjoying this
series anyway that you're watching it
here on the jacksepticeye channel and
you're having or anybody's channel for
that matter not just mine
and hopefully you're having fun
regardless wait do i have to do all of
the puzzle [ __ ] again oh i lost my left
hand
again no surely you jest
oh come on this should do it right
yes
alex you're legend you got the legs on
you like an athlete
all right did i take everything that i
need you know what screw it the game
gives you a million billion things
anyway
at least now i have a free slot for
whatever i want you know
put my put my yoyo cards in it
get a croissant
oh
loading time you all got honey present
i would really like that you guys want
to see something cool
the front of the valve index headset
comes off
because it's it's like an upgrade slot
there's nothing actually in there
um
in my head
it's just air guys
ah there's definitely a bunch of old
bottles in here does alcohol go bad it
only improves it's all good alex
russell you're breaking up
the vodka is good alex the vodka is good
double wheeled jewel wheeled the vodka
oh
wait hold on
i was hoping it would do something to
them
i mean this is just fun anyway
just smashing bottles
okay i can't do anything with it oh god
stop freaking out all right who wants to
go
who wants vodka who wants to get
destroyed by the vodka
nice
wait where do i go
oh
interesting
hi
oh it doesn't actually hurt
silly [ __ ]
i want to grab one of you look
no
there drink the vodka now you're drunk
nice
i wonder how much resin i've actually
missed
it's so easy to get tunnel vision when
you're playing vr because everything is
just like right here
um
and then i watch back some of the
episodes and i'm like oh man there was a
thing right there how did i miss that
spores
do i need like a gas mask
well clearly it didn't [ __ ] work for
you you had a whole suit
and you still got messed up by it
idiot this is why they say don't go
playing around in another man's piss
this is what happens infestation control
clearly not
more like infestation out of control
okay
wait can i like
oh my god you actually can
you can cover your mouth
vr is amazing guys you can cover your
mouth
not that
this
whoa
these levels are so cool looking oh poke
their butthole
poke [ __ ]
[ __ ] you
ah
back in the old days you used to sniff
this stuff
yup yup yup
sniff it sniff it alex
[ __ ]
that's the good [ __ ] oh wait
oh my god
that's what i was saying i went back and
watched the second episode because it
just went up i'm way ahead of recordings
on this i opened up one of these in like
the first episode or maybe to start the
second episode and then i missed a whole
bunch of them
so silly i mean it doesn't matter i had
[ __ ]
basically infinite health and ammo later
on but i really could have done with it
at the time oh my okay let's go around
let's test
hold on
okay how many how many units are we up
to
oh yeah this this is poisonous this is
definitely poisonous you know you're not
going to want to go james
you're not going to want to go anywhere
with one of those in your hand because
they'll get you oh man can we can we
make you drunk
drink that
[Music]
are you drunk now
yeah now you know what it feels like
oh definitely drunk look you're puking
everywhere
my god
[Music]
you shouldn't eat that shuttle [ __ ]
oh a pipe
yes yes quite yes do you have the
reports on that
quarantine zone yet yes quite i i feel
like everything's kind of out of control
i feel like everybody should be at home
self-isolating getting out of harm's way
yes yes very good indeed yes wash your
hands yes don't touch anybody don't go
outside for like three weeks if you can
yes very good
i said it in a joking manner but it's
[ __ ] true stay inside please
the more we all stay inside the better
we get through this
all right anything else that a jacka
boys missed
probably but we're moving on anyway is
this like the distillery or just a bar
yeah it seems like a distillery or like
a brewery that oh yeah
duh
we're actually going through the vodka
distillery
whoa
alex come in alex
alex
oh there you are there you are there's
no straight shot to the vault i'm gonna
head inside and find a way out
holy
[ __ ]
this is what it's all about
this level of immersion
this looks
absolutely gorgeous
i can't i can't even begin to describe
what it's like to actually feel like
you're here
nice little
peaceful break the lighting coming in
over all of this
wow unreal
the way the the fog and cloud kind of
hang on top of it
it's so impressive
i love it
such a good game so far
oh yeah you want to see a trick
but you can't do that with your hands
only these vr hands catch these vr hands
is that a thing
what am i grabbing bottles wait there is
a thing
secret present
hiding away inside all the vodka if i
was wrestling that's where i'd be hiding
nice
cool
because if any of you played half-life i
mean it's been years and years and years
since i played half-life 2. i think
probably 10 years since i played it i
didn't have a gaming pc i played
half-life on when the orange box came
out actually even before that damn
that was like 2008 time 2009 i was
playing that it's about 11 or 12 years
and i i absolutely loved it i wish i got
to play it on pc when it came out when
it was completely groundbreaking and
revolutionary and even though i got to
it late it was still really damn
impressive to me and i was starting to
see where all the games i played
previously
got their inspiration from all these
games with giant set pieces and really
tight narratives
all kind of stemmed from half-life
and wandering around that zone i was
like man it'd be so cool to be in that
world just to see what it looks like and
here i am
finally after all these years
it makes a gamer's heart happy
struggling man
you keep your tongue to yourself and i
don't shoot you in it
the [ __ ] is going on
who's talking can i have a flashlight
alex you're never gonna believe
russ
oh my god i can actually wear it what
have you been able to wear hats all this
time when i didn't why am i being stupid
you're them stinky come on everybody
oh hey hey
you with the uh with the blood on you
you yeah the blood
i uh
got a little situation here
yeah you sure do
you uh you don't have to have a gun on
your dear
yeah
yeah look at that how much you want it
it's a nice one two oh it's nicer than
mine which is up inside this guy
you want me to help is that is that what
you're saying god the animations are so
good you keep your tongue to yourself
and i don't shoot you in
there you go
thanks
no problem
what was that what the hell was that
oh that's jeff jeff oh don't worry you
can't see
here's just fine though got in here like
mozart who
all right now let me help you out oh she
doesn't know who's here on the other
side
and keep your voice down
okay
wait i don't actually have to keep my
like real voice down do i
all right i'm beginning to wonder if i
even want to meet jeff
i'm kind of glad they did that with the
ladder climbing oh god hand freaking out
because some other games actually make
you physically climb every rung and
in certain situations it gets a little
annoying
oh god
jeff
right i'll watch
he's totally this oh [ __ ] but he will
rip your arms off if he finds you
oh i'm gonna have to go through an area
and distract him aren't i
oh no
yeah i know
oh [ __ ]
good to meet you jeff oh no
give him enough of that and he won't
know what's going on
okay okay i'm [ __ ] scared
can i oh oh god no i don't want to do
that stop
what's in here
i can't believe i'm wearing the hat i'm
gonna take it off because it's
distracting
did he even hear that oh my god
oh i'm so gonna have to go through a
zone where i avoid him
ah no
can you climb
okay i got another resin for that
okay let's this is typical half-life
though where it shows you the thing and
shows you how to interact with it
and gives you like a little practice for
it
and then it starts [ __ ] you in the
ass
ravenholm style hey hey what those
things are nasty
you gotta cover your mouth got it thanks
hey i i almost forgot what's your name
hey alex i'm larry nice to meet you try
not to get killed
thanks larry
jeff and larry the lads
oh my god actually having to cover your
mouth and go through
[ __ ] awesome
this game is so impressive
see these [ __ ] things
they're full of good [ __ ] how much resin
did i miss i could've had so many cool
upgrades by now
cries and irish
hot
i realized that i'm actually still able
to talk in real life even when my thing
is like this why
it's so immersive that i keep forgetting
[Music]
didn't go too well for that guy did it
uh hello
oh
here we go oh stay
open anybody want some vodka
anybody got any aviation gin from a boy
ryan
okay
oh jeff's gonna show up and [ __ ] me in
the ass isn't he
oh god
well this isn't how i saw my day going
[ __ ]
holy [ __ ]
okay acidic blood got it
oh god
[Music]
oh
[ __ ] me
[ __ ] me dude that's so
scary okay okay just cover your [ __ ]
mouth don't breathe on anything
especially jeff
oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
oh jeff why are you a
menace
oh my god you're so scary
oh he actually still has a face but it's
split in half
oh vagina head
[ __ ] me this is so scary crew access
only oh my god do i actually have to get
him to go through
will it turn off then
oh
oh wait no there's an area back over
here
okay
okay this is so intense
this is amazing
holy [ __ ]
oh my god
[Music]
oh god could you imagine if he actually
reacted to my real voice
holy [ __ ] that would be even scarier
oh
there you go
there you go oh my god that's so [ __ ]
cool
i mean i'm terrified but
okay
thank god we're in a
a brewing distillery right haha right
gamers
okay how the [ __ ]
how the [ __ ]
oh
i got it i got it i got it
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
okay he's gonna break that oh he's gonna
break it twist faster
god
oh god
okay
[ __ ] i do not trust this i do not trust
this at all
is it coming
he's gonna pop out right as this comes
on comes in
[ __ ]
oh that's really oh [ __ ] me no
no
and you're gonna turn out the [ __ ]
light on me oh you
there you go a-bags does it go where
does it go
jesus oh i forgot
oh no
wait it goes in there oh that's [ __ ]
clever you sons of [ __ ]
ooh ammo
okay
do i do i have the bottle
i have the ball
[Music]
[ __ ] i know i can't use the door at all
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
oh [ __ ]
this is so tense
oh my god
oh you [ __ ] dick
holy [ __ ] [ __ ]
i have never
in my life experienced a video game like
this before
this is [ __ ] incredible
okay okay
okay
here you go jeff
is that open properly i'm gonna take
another one with me just in
case oh [ __ ]
okay put it down
down over there so i don't walk
no no no no no
no
[ __ ]
what do we do oh no
where the hell does this go what am i
looking at
i don't even know where i am
okay
can i climb up or something
i'm so confused i'm i can't see [ __ ]
oh let's go there don't i
is there any way of making him go away
am i safe am i safe
oh my god no no no
oh what the [ __ ] dude
what do we do
do i have to go over and push that
button no
you can't be [ __ ] serious
oh [ __ ] me
jesus christ
oh
[ __ ] you
jeff oh my god this is so intense
i'm gonna need to lie down after this i
feel like i was doing it right right i
think i just hit something on the ground
and it alerted him
oh my god
oh
[ __ ]
i thought i could get to it what what am
i supposed to do
should i shoot him
should i just try and kill him
maybe
okay or maybe there's more puzzling to
do because it seems like as soon as i
get close
he does that to me so i don't know
okay
i don't know
maybe i'm supposed to get close or maybe
my oh maybe because i i'm not holding my
breath
that was it that was it that was it
now what
what is that
crap
oh god oh my god
okay well that's me if i don't cop the
[ __ ] on oh no oh no
holy [ __ ] [ __ ]
oh
my legs are so tense
okay that didn't [ __ ] work
oh my god the visuals are so cool
looking too
okay okay okay
where are you going jeff
good night
there you go
oh no
what do i do
oh maybe i can make him
attack it
oh god i'm gonna fall over
jeff
can you open the door for me buddy oh
there's bottles everywhere here
okay
okay look around for a second
my god we're in such tight spaces as
well
it's over there oh that's where i came
in what am i talking about
oh
i got so confused
just
keep you over there
whoa
[ __ ]
oh god i keep going
oh should i be in here
yes yes yes absolutely i should be in
here oh absolutely
you went anyway i actually have to put
the bottle down
go go fit fit now it's fit
where'd he go
he's really far away right now
okay i don't care i'm gone
okay
secrets
yes
please oh man where'd it go
[ __ ]
can i just not get it now
damn it
it's somewhere but i can't get that
angle on it
it's right there it's right there i can
see whatever
it's just one piece i live
or will i
oh my god
you give me the little thumbs up because
i did it
oh man thanks bud thanks i'm just done
here now and
appreciate alex coming in hi alex i'm
here there you are can you hear me more
or less you're breaking up ooh i think
you're still in the distillery i made a
friend named jeff well that's great we
can take all the help we can get yeah
we're not really close listen there
should be a big tunnel sized plug in the
floor there somewhere that's going to be
internal out of here correct
you get it open i'll figure out where it
i'm leads strong
okay that means
i didn't put it together as we were
going through those bits of
these everywhere
i but i was too busy being scared of
jeff that means we're coming up against
antlion soon
damn ant lines are scary enough in the
regular game
three what
i'm gonna get three of those
i'd like to go back into jeff
i hope not is that the end of jeff
nope
good good good good i was hoping we'd
get more this is [ __ ] awesome
[ __ ] [ __ ]
oh [ __ ] i actually held my breath
that is so clever
can i
hello
all right how do i get you hello
um
pull you over this way
nice
ah
cool
right there
how do we open this oh [ __ ]
i don't know
okay okay
okay easy does it
oh no
okay i got the bottle
[Music]
oh god
this is so intense
have i mentioned that it's intense oh
can i wear a gas mask
i can [ __ ] wear a gas mask
does that mean i'm not gonna cough going
through this
oh amazing
okay
[ __ ] [ __ ]
oh i got him
where's this stuff that was in it though
there it is
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
everything makes noise
okay i don't need this yet
okay we just grabbed it nice
oh my god
wait how do i get out of this area
all right this seems important
it's fine jeff
it's fine
everything's normal everything's good
don't even worry about it jeffy
don't even
worry about it okay they don't stay up
[ __ ]
okay
peace
bye
scary terrifying piece
okay
that's where you're going left to right
left or right buddy pick a direction
it's so clever to put the spores around
you
jeez
can these go through
how do i get through
oh
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
oh my god jeff you suck
wait let's smash a bottle here
this is so much fun
okay
here we go a lot of noise
i hate you
oh man
i hate him too
all right now
nicely done
how do you
get to
sesame street
how do i get the last one
okay where is he
there he is
where was the last one where did i see
that one
i forget
i was behind this oh
oh my god does that making noise
actually affected
wait
oh no
um
[Music]
okay that doesn't work
jeff can you break some of that for me
what what
get it get it do something to it
or not
there you go jeff had a boy
i wonder if i could just shoot him to
death i feel like any living creature if
enough shotgun shots come your way
you're probably gonna die
okay
wait so how the [ __ ]
am i just supposed to stick my hand
under it
okay this is going to require
some [ __ ] next level [ __ ]
oh
oh my god
oh and it didn't stay
[ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god that was so scary
oh [ __ ] me
how do i get that to stay on though
can i can he pull you off again
[ __ ]
wait
maybe i can oh
duh
why does everything make crazy ass noise
okay go in here
i probably missed some stuff in there
right
ah i'm so
[ __ ]
laser focused in this area
okay
[ __ ] did it
[Applause]
celebratory stab
you stay up there i'm gonna check this
i'm gonna attempt fate
let's see if i missed anything
yeah i did
oh yeah
okay cool
all right
oh mama
is that it
is that it for jeff are we done
oh
big
sigh of relief
cool
oh no no no
what the hell
oh [ __ ] is he just gonna break it
no don't make me go over here that way
he's there
well it's making good sounds
thanks jeff
man you're a hero
wait you didn't actually do it did you
that's not far enough away
[Music]
i throw my gas mask on anymore
what do i do
god damn it
oh
i see
[Music]
so i have a certain window of
opportunity to do something with that
why why why why why
holy [ __ ] [ __ ]
oh [ __ ]
i thought throwing it while he was here
would get rid of him
[ __ ] [ __ ] that's not it
grab it
[Music]
what the [ __ ] see it's open now what do
we do
[ __ ]
[Music]
let's try shooting him
even that doesn't do anything to him
[Music]
okay
this is nice
so i somehow man have to manage to get
him
ah
do i have to get him far enough away
like in here
maybe oh wait this is that this is a
different area i haven't seen this
i haven't actually been here ah
duh i thought this was the room i was
just in
there you go jeff
oh god
is that gonna do what i think it's gonna
do
oh can i leave jeff alive
i don't want to kill jeff
i mean i do because i want to see what
actually happens with the game
he can't get out can he
i think he's trapped you know what jeff
we leave you alive
not your fault that you're an
abomination did you do to jeff
yeah
[Music]
well i i hope you came across some of
the good stuff
uh i'll see you around
yeah
look at that football goal
[Music]
bye jeff
you were great you were the best part of
this game so far so that's why i'm
leaving you alive
great also a little heads up
i think the tunnel is full of ant lines
just in case i cut out permanently
headlines
yeah you know aliens with stabby legs oh
yes uh and very small like ants
no
i like tiny little lions no that's not
them oh god these ones are pretty
dangerous
right uh well whatever they are they're
down there
yep oh god
oh this is a nightmare
yep
i'm gonna die down here
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
i need