I MEAN, IT'S JUST SO REALISTIC.
YEAH, I KNOW.
YEAH. HIS NAME'S PAT.
PAT THE DOG.
OH! OH! I GET IT!
( laughs)
OH, GO...
ARE YOU, UH, YOU...
READY FOR A REFILL?
OH, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T.
SO I WILL!
OH... WOW.
IT'S LIKE IT'S RAINING.
PRETTY COOL, HUH?
BUT IF YOU'RE THINKING YOU COULD PUT A FISH IN THERE
AND IT WOULDN'T GET SUCKED UP INTO THE MECHANISM
WELL, YOU'D BE WRONG.
UM, CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM?
IT'S, UH, RIGHT THROUGH THERE.
OKAY.
( sighs)
YOU KNOW, I GOT TO TELL YOU
IF SOMEONE TOLD ME A WEEK AGO
THAT I WOULD BE PEEING IN JOEY TRIBIANNI'S APARTMENT...
YEAH, LIFE'S PRETTY GREAT, ISN'T IT?
JOEY...
YOU'RE SUCH AN AMAZING ACTOR.
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE DR. DRAKE RAMORAY LEAVES OFF
AND JOEY TRIBIANNI BEGINS?
WELL, WITH DR. DRAKE
THEY ALWAYS TELL ME WHAT TO SAY.
AND WITH JOEY, I PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO MAKE IT UP ON MY OWN.
WOW.
HMM.
TELL ME SOMETHING, JOEY...
WHOA!
OH.
I JUST FELL RIGHT OFF THE COUCH THERE.
YEAH, YOU DID.
I'M OKAY.
OKAY, HERE YOU GO. WHOOPS.
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
YEAH?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE TOLD YOU
JUST HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE?
WOW.
I CAN'T... I CAN'T FEEL MY HANDS.
OH, WELL, COME HERE.
HMM?
HUH?
OH?
( retching)
MORNING.
OH, RIGHT.
YEAH.
OH, GOD.
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
JOEY TRIBBIANI HEARD ME THROW UP.
YEAH, I MEAN, HE ACTUALLY SAW YOU A LITTLE BIT, TOO.
NO.
OH, GOD, WE... HEY, WE... WE DIDN'T, UM...
NO, NO. NO.
NOT AFTER SEEING THAT.
GOD, I'M JUST A HORRIBLE PERSON.
WHY?
BECAUSE I'M MARRIED.
THAT'S RIGHT-- I'M A MARRIED WOMAN
AND I CAME TO A TV STAR'S APARTMENT
TO HAVE AN AFFAIR. UGH!
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
I'M NOT A "STAR."
I'M JUST A REGULAR FAMOUS ACTOR.
YEAH, AND I'M A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PERSON.
RACHEL, WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT?
HEY, HEY, LOOK...
REMEMBER ON THE SHOW WHEN CAPRI WAS DYING
AND SHE GAVE ME...
THE RING FROM THE CAVE, YEAH.
WOW. UH...
OKAY, WELL... UH...
( gasps)
OH, MY GOD!
THEY LET YOU KEEP THAT STUFF?
SURE. AS LONG AS THEY DON'T FIND OUT
YOU CAN KEEP WHATEVER YOU WANT.
AND I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.
NO, NO, NO, I COULDN'T. YES, YES.
AND EVERY TIME YOU LOOK AT IT
I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT YOU... ARE A GOOD PERSON.
OKAY, NOW, YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO CHEAT--
AND... WITH ME--
BUT YOU DIDN'T
AND THAT'S WHAT THIS RING STANDS FOR.
BUT I THOUGHT THAT RING
STOOD FOR CAPRI'S UNDYING LOVE HER BROTHER.
YOU WANT THE RING OR NOT?
YEAH.