- Okay, so I already tried this one, how old are you?
- Yeah. - How old are you?
- Five, four - 54, right?
I'm 53.
- It's the 14.
- May 14th - Right?
- So are we the same age?
- We are the same age.
- Really?
- Yup, yeah. - Are we twins?
- Uh-huh. - Yeah?
How, what makes us twins?
- Because we are pals, that's what we are.
- Because we're- that's cute.
Let's see, did you go to school?
- Yes, that's how they do.
- Yeah, where did you go to school?
- That's when they're high.
- Woodstock? - Yup.
- Yeah.
Where's dad?
- Up there by now.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- What's up there?
- Jesus and
with Mary, yeah.
- Okay, and where's God?
- He's up there.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- So God's a man?
- Yeah, he is.
- How did dad die?
Why did he die?
- There's three left.
- Why did dad die?
Do you know?
Why did dad die?
Do you know? - Why, he was puffing a lot.
- He was smoking too much.
- Cigarettes. - Yeah.
- Wine might help him?
- The wine would have helped the smoking?
- Yup, yeah.
Yeah. - Great.
What's the most ridiculous thing you've seen me do?
- Yeah. - I think when,
when we had that dance, - Yeah.
- The Jack and Jill shower at the club and you had had
a little wine and you weren't supposed to have.
- That's right. - And you were break dancing
on the floor in a white dress.
- That's right. - That's the most ridiculous
thing I've ever seen you do.
- That's in the paper, right?
- All right, let me try.
- Yep.
- Oh, who's the better dancer you or me?
- Let's do this. - Who's a better dancer?
- Yeah. - You or me?
- I think it's you. - Me, really?
- Really?
- You're a pretty good dancer.
- This one is a Macon one.
- What?
That one's pretty easy.
- With who,
make,
food of- - Worry.
- Worry. - Worry,
When do I make you worry?
And when do you make me worry?
- Yeah. - Do I ever make you worry?
- A little bit. - Yeah.
- I know.
- About today, did I make you worry today?
- Yeah. - Oh, why, because,
- It was, it is.
- Because we didn't know where we were going, right?
- Yeah. - And it was cold.
- That's what it is.
- So were you worried when we were walking here?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
But is it okay now?
- Yeah. - Everything's okay?
All right, when you make me worry is when
you might be sick
and I get really nervous.
- We're halfway done, soon.
(Chris and Dianne laugh)
- I get worried about you if you're sick,
like when we had to go to the hospital
and we had to go and have that test.
- The clinical test, that's right.
- Inside that machine.
- It feels funny.
- You didn't like that, huh? - No.
- No, all right let me ask one.
- Right.
- When do I make you feel happy?
- When I choose something.
- When you get to choose? - Yeah.
- And I don't tell you what to do?
- Uh-huh. - Yeah.
and I answer all your questions for you?
- Yes.
(Chris and Dianne laugh)
That's right.
- Okay, you make me feel happy when you're not complaining.
- I'm not complaining though.
- Sometimes you complain. - A little bit.
- Sometimes you talk a lot,
but when you're happy and laughing
and we're watching your dancing or something,
then I feel happy.
- That's right.
- All right, you wanna try to play cards?
- I think so.
- Ready? - Ready.
- Who's going to win? - Yeah.
- Who's gonna win, me or you?
- Two of us.
- Together, yeah, it's going to be a tie?
- Yep. - Okay.
So queen - And the queen
- And what do you have?
- This one. - All right, so who wins?
- This one? - Yep.
- Yup.
- Thank you.
All right.
- Five.
- Oops.
(Chris laughs)
You picked two cards and guess what?
It's a five.
- Yeah. - So what happens now?
It's war, baby.
One, ready? - This one?
- I De-clare war.
Now you have to do that too.
Ready, say I - I
- De.
Say De. - Yeah.
(Dianne laughs)
- Clare - Clare
- And then say war. - War.
- Okay.
Who's higher?
The King or the six? - This one.
- Boy, I'm the winner today, huh?
- Yup. - So did you go to a dance
the other day? - Yup, yeah.
- Did you have fun? - Yeah.
- Who'd you dance with?
- My husband.
- Who is your husband? - Paul.
- Yeah, how come I never met him?
- He lives in group home. - Cause he lives
in group home, yeah?
Do you have any children?
- He had children. - He has children?
- Yup. - How many?
- Three or four.
- Three or four?
He doesn't know. - Yeah.
- Or you don't know?
- It should be right.
- How many children do you have?
- I have 21, I think.
- You have 21 children?
- Yeah.
(Dianne laughs)
- Did I miss something?
- 17 is better.
- Oh, 17 children is better? - Yeah.
- Yeah, it certainly is.
But it's still a lot. - Yeah.
- What are some of their names?
What are some of the names of your children?
- Name is Matthew.
- Matthew.
That's a nice name, anyone else?
You don't know their names? - And the rest of them.
- And the rest of them. - Yeah.
- So there's Matthew and the rest of them.
- Yeah, that's right.
- Good job, you're a great mom.
- That's right.
(Chris and Dianne laugh)
Yup. - So how come
you don't live with husband and your 17 kids?
- I do live with them.
His name is Paul, right? - Paul, yeah.
- Yep.
- Is he nice? - He is nice, yeah.
- Yeah, does he treat you nicely?
- Sure he does.
What am I, love
is it love one?
- Life. - Lessons.
- Life. - Life.
- Why am I in your life?
Do you know? - We're family.
- Cause we're family, exactly. - Exactly.
- Good job. - Thank you.
Is it?
Well, did you love. - Why do you love me?
- Because you like me the best.
- Do you love me? - Yes.
- Why do you love me?
- Cause it says on the paper. - Cause it says-
(Chris and Dianne laugh)
Cause it says it on the paper.
- That's right.
(Chris and Dianne laugh)
- Well, I love you because you're sweet and you're cute.
- So are we done? We're not done.
- You really know how to kill a moment, don't you?
- I think so. - Yeah.
(Chris and Dianne laugh)
Don't you want to know why I love you?
- Yes I do. - Here.
I love you because I said you're sweet.
- That's right, I am. - You're cute,
and you're fun to be with.
- Mothers are like that- - And you're my sister.
So do you know why you love me?
- I do. - Why?
- I think, when I was born I was.
- When you were born, yeah. - Yeah.
(Chris and Dianne laugh)
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