Hey Gordon.
Long time no see.
It's been a hell of a couple of years.
I can't believe I'm saying this but
you know it's really...
really nice to see you!
Thank you.
I have a feeling that you will find
some way to...
No, I have no.
I have no intention of hurting you.
I'm serious, I know how
I know how important celebrities are.
Especially in times of global crisis.
You and the others in Hollywood are
our last line of defense.
Thank you.
So, first question.
Umm.
What are your thoughts on
the pandemic seemingly coming to a close?
Well like a lot of people I'm excited
to get back on uhh...
On Raya?
Was Blake upset when she discovered
your Raya profile?
Or when you accidently clicked on
her Raya profile?
Follow up question.
Who brokers the
terms for these Hollywood
'arrangementships'.
My relationship is real you f***.
So, some call you
umm...
the king of the body switching movie.
Nobody calls me that
To your face.
Boltneck.
The Change Up.
Selfless.
Detective Pikachu.
Criminal.
The Voices.
And to a lesser extent,
this ad masquerading as a tired as sh**
fake twin brother sketch.
Are you hard up for money?
Or are you just trying to scratch
some sort of creative STD?
I'm not hard up for money.
But you sold the gin company.
Yes.
To Diageo.
And now you are offering
Maximum Effort Marketing
up to a volcano.
Did you displease the Gods?
Mountain!
Maximum Effort Marketing is merging
with Mountain.
It's an ad tech firm that's revolutionizing
Performance TV.
Always performing aren't we?
No!
You brainless,
dumpster humper.
Performance TV is
a smarter way of buying TV ads,
and Mountain has created a self-serve
platform that makes running TV ads
as easy as posting on social media.
I'm sorry, what did you say?
I passed away there while you were talking.
Holy shit.
Maximum Effort and Mountain are merging
to make running TV ads simpler,
smarter,
and open to more companies.
That's it.
Oh.
Oh my God.
I'm so sorry.
Are...
Are you f****** crying?
Dude.
It's fine.
You don't have to apologize for...
No, I'm sorry I forgot R.I.P.D.
That is technically a body switching movie
and, oh my God have you seen it?
OK.
I'm ending this.
I'll see ya at
Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving.
No. No.
Stop it. Stop it.
Sally sells seashells. Sally sells seashells.
We named the dog Indiana. We named the dog Indiana.
Happy hot butter Hopscotch. Happy hot butter Hopscotch.
I'm outta here.
Bye f*****.
What a c***.
Your middle name is Rodney.