- What makes an American jelly bean?
That is the question.
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- It was like, I really hope it's like,
you know like something sweet
maybe some chocolate.
- No jellies.
- Yeah.
- Oh, give me jellies all the time.
- I don't think of jelly beans as having flavours.
I just think of them as colours.
So I'm expecting the purple one,
the green one, the yellow one, a whi--
- You could say, what can you really do with the jelly bean,
but like Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans
that are showing the world
that you can literally do anything.
- Smelly socks.
- With a jelly bean.
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- Jolly Ranchers.
- Oh, cool.
- Scared. It looks like an ice pack doesn't it.
- That is strawberry, my friend.
- That is strawberry.
- Yeah, we got strawberry.
It's fairly decent.
- It's watermelon.
- That is watermelon.
Okay. This is good.
Oh my God.
- That's better.
- This is like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
you know like where Veruca tries the the things.
- This is what's happening right now.
- No, no, no.
I tried the apple one and it's like apple
just with the volume turned really loud.
- It's appealing.
Like he's half, he's a bunny strawberry.
- And there's a strawberry
in the front with his tongue sticking out
in a way that makes me think he wants to fuck me.
- We're eating the whole bag, yeah.
That's the challenge, right?
- Three, two, one.
All in your mouth together.
- It tastes like if you dip Play-doh into sugar.
- There's a lot of effort in it
but as in regards to taste, fab.
- It kind of tastes like bubble gum or in my mouth.
- Oh, shit there was a really good one
in my mouth but I don't know which one it is.
- Find it!
- I separate it.
- Find it!
- I need a scalpel.
- Chubby bunny.
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- Starbursts!
- Yes!
- Starbursts!
Oh, this is my childhood!
- Yes.
- That tells you how old I am now.
I remember when Starbursts used to be called Opal Fruit.
- This is a thing?
- I'm actually drooling.
- This is a thing.
What's your favorite Starburst flavours in order please.
- The red one because I'm not a monster.
Then the purple then, then the green...
- What?
- Then the orange.
- Oh, I love the cherry.
I love anything cherry.
- No, these are good.
These are considerate.
- These are considerate?
- Yeah, if these jelly beans were house guests
they'd offered to take their shoes off.
- I can just feel,
I can feel a dentist appointment
is needed after this.
- I think the flavour in these
is much better than the Jolly Ranchers.
- If Starburst, Jelly beans made like bath salts,
I feel like they'd be delicious.
You'd like bathe in it and then
want to drink the bath water afterwards.
- Three, two, one chug!
In the mouth.
- I don't like the texture.
I liked the texture to the one
but prefer the flavour of these ones.
- Well, how was that for you?
- Give me a second, Paddy.
- You heard it here first folks.
- I'm actually saying words, too.
- Absolutely.
- You know what they are?
They're sweets and they're fine.
And I just I don't want Tom to make any more analogies.
- Where's your joy?
- You really can't judge when you put
like a handful of them in your mouth all at once.
But this is significantly better than the first.
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- Jelly bird eggs.
- They're called Brachs.
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- That's the worst name for like a jelly bird egg.
Brachs.
- Oh my God, look at all the colours.
- Oh, they're so cute.
- There's purple.
- Classic jelly bird eggs.
- Yeah.
- That is vintage jelly bird eggs.
- Classic is like a confident person's way
of saying regular.
- I take it you didn't like the purple.
- That was disgusting.
What was that?
It was a jelly bird egg obviously.
- If you were to imagine what pink color would taste like,
that's how it tastes.
Doesn't it taste like pink
- Carrot flavoured.
Toucan flavoured.
Crow flavoured.
- I don't know.
I didn't know what a jelly bird egg was before this
but I definitely, definitely don't like 'em.
- Purple is rotten.
- The purple is so weird.
It tastes like paint.
The purple tastes like soap.
- The only thing about them that's jelly bean like
is the fact that there's that hardness on the outside
softness on the inside.
And then other than that
they're shit.
- They're unpleasant.
(spitting noise)
- Oh my God.
No, no.
It's like bringing me back to the outside.
- Licorice.
- No, no.
Why would you do that?
- I've just done a Sambuca.
I've done a Sambuca already.
- There's one thing I can't do
that's licorice or aniseed.
(heaving sounds)
- Yeah, I've just done a shot.
- It's like someone farted in my mouth.
- The sugar will be on my teeth until I die.
- It's intense yeah.
It's a lot.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
These aren't, they're not the ones, are they?
They're not the ones, are they?
- These are all the nice flavors.
- They're all the good ones.
These are the official ones that people like.
I've never actually heard that...
- Are we gonna have to try them all?
Yes, we are.
- How does a fully grown self-respecting man
meant to say the words, Jelly Belly?
Imagine the CEO of Jelly Belly
doing his tax returns
being like place of worth?
Jelly Belly.
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- Sorry, what was that?
- Eh, Jelly Belly.
- All right, you ready?
- Cheers man.
Three, two, one go.
I feel like I'm five again.
It's the best.
- There's like seven flavours.
Oh, my God it's the best ever.
Oh, I love that one!
- There's loads of them in there!
- Yeah and they're interesting at least.
This is strawberry jam,
the one that you just gave me.
- Mm Hmm.
- That is actually really good.
Mmm no, mmm.
- You're so hyper.
- (laughs) Sugar rush!
- No one else is going to bring the level
of excitement about a fucking jelly bean.
- These are great ma'am.
- They're really good.
(laughter)
There is so much sugar in them
and they're really good!
- Here's what I'm gonna say about
putting all the jelly beans in
your mouth all at once.
These ones are doing
the exact same things as the first ones.
And they all just taste like bubble, bubble gum.
- Like the fucking bird eggs one was like
the size of an actual egg.
- Like get some flavours in there.
You've got room and space to make some flavour with that one.
- But these guys have been around for awhile.
They're like the OG jelly bean guys
- I am worried because it says 20 flavours kids love.
And I absolutely love these.
So I don't know what that says about me,
but I'm a happy boy.
- Yeah, no, it was a good experiment.
I'm glad we didn't swallow.
- If you're looking for a jelly bean snack
if you want to go to the cinema at whatever,
you'd be mad not to get
the jelly bean ones.
- No, they were, they were really good.
If I was a high powered CEO,
I'd leave them on my desk.
- As the CEO of Jelly Belly,
I'd just like to say
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- What was it again?
- Jelly Belly LTD
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