here we go ladies and gentlemen campaign 2000 turn it on
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okay ladies and gentlemen it's a very popular segment of the show it's campaign 2000 here
is the host the star of campaign 2000. our executive producer Rob Burnett Rob what do
you have planned for campaign 2000 tonight you know I've noticed that it doesn't have much to
do with the campaign anymore well the campaign is pretty much on hold don't you think I don't think
anybody really cares about the camp anymore I know I certainly don't care about it anymore
I don't
but but you know you're the you're the host and the star so what do you have do you have
anything uh no okay well I have a little something I prepared a little something
just for this possibility that you might not have something for campaigns it's a
little something I call what's the deal with old guys and giant glasses
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and Paul you can help out here wow [Applause]
Paul you can play along too everybody can play now it's what's the deal with old guys
in giant glasses and some of these guys are dead just to show you how old they are okay
and I want you to understand that I know some of them are dead and when we come to a dead guy I'll
say oh well here's a man who's no longer with us all right okay but the category what's the
deal with old guys and giant glasses all right here's number one there's a senior
editor of the new Republic Morton kondraki look at those giant large glasses yeah they're Giant
you see what I'm saying well that's it that's how you feel that's number
one that's how you play what do you mean that's the game then yeah okay I've just
I just may want to make sure I get it I got it oh that's how you play okay did you get a point
okay
here we go this is Chairman of the Federal Reserve Alan Greenspan they're large classes
what's the deal with old guys and giant glasses so far so far as far as I know
both those men are alive I believe so okay now you got that one right yeah you've gotten
them both huh I've got them both yeah so how are you doing did you get them both
the first one I'm two for two funny man Jerry Lewis right giant giant glasses right
yes they are yeah huh I got three now I'm up I'm three here's a guy who's been on the show
a friend of ours the next time he's on we'll ask him about that let's see Mentalist oh yes kid yeah
so far everybody's alive TV personality Larry King
makes you wonder doesn't it you ever ask yourself what is the deal with old
guys and I have glasses yeah I have I asked myself just a minute ago yeah giant glasses
and old guys what's happening there yeah they go together for something yeah for some reason yeah
all right star of stage screen and Nightclub floor Milton Borough look at those
what's the deal with old guys in lipstick that's another
what's that all about did you get that one I got that one
okay now here's a guy who's dead the late George Burns yes look at that giant glasses yes
he lived almost 100 years ago yeah yeah and his vision right up to
the end excellent with those giant glasses you can see everything with those enormous
okay now I'm going to skip a couple here okay the audience doesn't seem to be too disappointed
about that Italian bombshell Sofia oh yes look at those glasses I've seen them yeah very large
so it's not just guys then the game really applies to everybody well of course Bob shells
you know female and male I mean how could it be just guys can you imagine the amount of trouble
we would get in if we restricted this person that wouldn't be political it's 2 000 for God so you're
not in Canada anymore my friend oh silly that provincial kind of parochial thinking just doesn't
hey Italian bombshell Sophia Loren yeah still alive been on the show still getting
it for my money still getting it done oh yeah America's greatest living playwright Arthur
Miller that's how we know he's still with us he's America's greatest living
I'm gonna I'm gonna skip a day Skip ahead all right yeah good
I think that when you introduce a dead guy I think it's a downer I agree yeah
you think so I I can see yeah recently this man wanted a cat
oh yes actor Michael Kane right look at this
with old guys and giant glasses
yeah one more and it's a pretty good one another
fine actor Art Carney ladies and gentlemen look at the size of those
there you go and that's how you play what's the
deal with old guys and giant glasses [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]
all right
thank you very much [Applause]
all right do you have anything better for you I enjoyed that how do you think that
went I think it went great okay let's close it up that was campaign [Music]
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