One thing I love to do is send my writers
to talk to strangers using only song lyrics.
Last week, I sent them to a supermarket.
In honor of Valentine's Day, I asked
them to use mostly love songs.
Please enjoy.
[MUSIC - DUA LIPA, "ONE KISS"]
(SINGING) Something in you lit up heaven in me.
Something in you-oo-oo--
[MUSIC - DUA LIPA, "ONE KISS"]
(SINGING) The feeling won't let me me sleep.
--lit up heaven in me-e-e-e.
Oh, that's very sweet.
[MUSIC - DUA LIPA, "ONE KISS"]
(SINGING) The feeling won't let me sleep.
The feeling won't let me slee-ee-ee-eep.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC - DUA LIPA, "ONE KISS"]
(SINGING) Because I'm lost in--
OK.
Because I love the way that you move.
[MUSIC - DUA LIPA, "ONE KISS"]
(SINGING) The way you feel.
Oh, thank you.
[MUSIC - DUA LIPA, "ONE KISS"]
(SINGING) One kiss is all it takes.
Falling in love with me.
One kiss is all it takes.
[MUSIC - DUA LIPA, "ONE KISS"]
(SINGING) Possibilities.
I look like all you need.
That was mortifying.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC - DUA LIPA, "ONE KISS"]
(SINGING) Something in you lit up heaven in me.
Something in you-oo-oo lit up heaven in me-e-e-e.
I'm sorry, what's that?
[MUSIC - DUA LIPA, "ONE KISS"]
(SINGING) The feeling won't let me sleep.
The feeling won't let me sleep.
What's that?
[MUSIC - DUA LIPA, "ONE KISS"]
(SINGING) Because I'm lost in the way you move--
Because I'm lost in the way that you move, you feel.
Me?
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC - DUA LIPA, "ONE KISS"]
(SINGING) One kiss is all it takes.
Falling in love with me.
One kiss is all it takes.
[MUSIC - DUA LIPA, "ONE KISS"]
Possibilities.
Falling love with me--
possibilities.
[MUSIC - DUA LIPA, "ONE KISS"]
(SINGING) I look like all you need.
I look like all you need.
One kiss is all it takes.
Thanks for the offer, but I'm married.
Falling in love with me.
Possibilities.
[LAUGHTER]
He has a wedding ring on, and he showed it to me.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC - ARIANA GRANDE, "BREATHIN"]
(SINGING) Some days, things just take way too much of my energy.
Some days, things take way too much of my energy.
[MUSIC - ARIANA GRANDE, "BREATHIN"]
(SINGING) I look up and the whole room's spinning.
I look up, and the whole world's spinning.
[MUSIC - ARIANA GRANDE, "BREATHIN"]
(SINGING) --my cares away.
You take my cares away.
[MUSIC - ARIANA GRANDE, "BREATHIN"]
(SINGING) --complicate.
Feel my blood running.
[LAUGHTER]
Feel my blood running.
[MUSIC - ARIANA GRANDE, "BREATHIN"]
(SINGING) I can so overcomplicate.
People tell me to medicate.
I can so overcomplicate, people tell me to medicate.
Oh!
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHTER]
I get it.
I just gotta keep breathing.
Right?
Oh, I got to keep on-- keep on breathing.
[MUSIC - ARIANA GRANDE, "BREATHIN"]
(SINGING) And oh, I gotta keep on, I keep on breathin.
Just keep breathin and breathin.
[MUSIC - ARIANA GRANDE, "BREATHIN"]
(SINGING) Breathin and breathin and breathin.
And oh, I'm breathin and breathin.
[LAUGHTER]
And breathe-- just keep breathin and breathin.
[MUSIC - ARIANA GRANDE, "BREATHIN"]
(SINGING) And oh, I want to keep on, keep on breathin.
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) In my life, there's been heartache and pain.
In my life, there's been heartache and pain.
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) I don't know if I can--
OK.
[LAUGHTER]
I don't know if I can face it again.
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) --can't stop now.
But I can't stop now.
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) --traveled so far.
I've traveled so far.
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) I wanna know what love is.
I wanna know what love is.
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) I want you to show me.
I want you to show me.
[LAUGHTER]
What?
I want to know what love is.
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) I know you can show me.
What love is?
I know you can show me.
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) I'm gonna take a little time.
I'm gonna take a little time--
a little time to look around me.
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) I've got nowhere left to hide.
[LAUGHTER]
I've got nowhere left to hide.
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) It looks like love has--
It looks like love has finally found me.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) I'm gonna take a little time.
Oh boy.
I'm gonna take a little time.
A little time to look around me.
What?
I've got nowhere left to hide.
Bake 'em.
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) It looks like love--
[LAUGHTER]
It looks like love has finally found me.
Then I put-- I make my own cinnamon sugar, you know?
I bake 'em.
[LAUGHTER]
Like on a steak or pork chop.
Sprinkle a little cinnamon sugar.
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) I wanna know what love is.
But I wanna know what love is.
A fixture of your imagination.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) I want you to show me.
I want you to show me.
[LAUGHTER]
You having a rough day?
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) There's been heartache and pain.
There's been heartache and pain.
It all passes.
Thank you.
Happiness is a choice.
You decide to be happy, or you decide to be miserable.
It's a choice.
It's free.
I can-- do you want me to help you with that?
I can't ever do these things.
[LAUGHTER]
Right in the middle.
I showed you love.
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) I want you to show me.
Thank you.
Bye bye.
Oh, god.
[MUSIC - FOREIGNER, "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]
(SINGING) I know you can show me.
[APPLAUSE]
[INAUDIBLE] We'll be right back.