I try to to go together with she and like everything is super fast
Honey, relax! Drink a cafezito. No coffee, no. Drink a water. Drink something. Not coffee!
Well I was playing in a band and he showed up on one of the rehearsals
She applied for a job interview in my company so now she's my secretary
Well, there was a bar and there were there were people and I saw you there
Tinder! I invite you for drink some wine at the beach and yeah
Yeah, remember I don't drink and he comes with bottle wine. I think ok
We work for the same company so that's how we met originally
Yeah, he interviewed me for a job
Yeah, she's my boss
Well, sometimes when you argue it's weird
because we still have to talk like on the phone
He looked at me like I was a freak
Gave me proper side eye - like who's this? but then you followed me around the rest
the night so I obviously made a good impression and we just got engaged a few
weeks ago
What was your impression about people from my country before you meet me and
did I live up to that impression?
Stereotype is: too many manners
too polite and you do
People's more cold a little bit you know, sometimes you don't
understand and what I what I didn't? Close the door very strongly and I see
wait honey - everything good? Yeah everything good!
Snobbish about food that I had before. You're not snobbish but you're very particular about your food
I have like the stereotype of Portuguese girls and
Portuguese men being very uptight, but Dalanda has this African side
is like "This is Maya!" and I'm in the corner like HI
I guess my impression of American people is they're kind of brash and loud but you're not like that at all
you're not like annoying American
Brazilians when meet open too much for everybody. Look like AHH
Brazilian women they're like very loud and very on to dating and do a lot of
crazy things and we're very traditional as a Portuguese
I'm still loud but I'm not like crazy
Otherwise I wasn't dating her. I wouldn't
We say Perdao in Portuguese like Perdao and she's like Perdaaao
It's so cute!
I told them to call you Gostosa
so they all like saying like "Oy, gostosa" and then she say like
that's not okay to tell to everyone
Not in Portugal!
Yeah I knew you were gonna say that!
What is "mon kiki" again?
like it's a cute way to say my penis?
Poka poka look like Pk pk!
SO LOVELY! and then it's just it sounds like a nice cute little
grandma would say you "know that's lovely!"
But I know the "tomato" one
Paradaika
Paradaika. Yes, because it has a really nice PA-RA-DAIKA
You can make a beat with it
Let's make a song about Paradaika
Alright next question. Next one
I don't think you do anything really French
Thanks
Men say, men do it - look like. Ukrainian or Bulgarian
but Brazilian can say and don't do this look like.. just blah blah blah a little bit
About all the Portuguese speaking countries, that they you know
give these kisses on your cheeks each time you meet somebody that you've never
met in your life
And not punctual how we punctual. Like not totally
Yeah like 10 minutes and is gonna be like 30 minutes or..10 minutes it looks like one day
Every time I'm at her house with her mom and grandma, is like very, very fast
and very loud. It's like why you guys arguing? She's like "we're not arguing, we're just talking" like ok
America has this whole customer service culture w here, like, you could ask
for anything and I get really uncomfortable like when he asks for like
refunds for things or wants to send things back or... and I just... it makes feel
really uptight like - don't ask! When actually most of the time you do always
get your money back
Brazilians all the time walk with Havaianas. It look like shoes
everywhere and she always say "hey you go to interview" let's beau -- I'm simple
just jeans and simple t-shirt
I mean you told me you guys just do dumplings with everything in Slovakia
It's the most universal food!
Every day Brazilians in the lunch eat fejoada or rice
In the simple restaurant you can't get another food because don't have just this
because for us is very traditional. We have the rice and beans and salad
We change the meat but the rice and beans and salad always the same
Muamba is like boiled chicken and it's in peanut butter
It's our main food. We eat
everything with Fuji. Fuji is the thing. that's the weird one
Croissants
that I know! And you also told me that I'm spitting on your culture when I put
butter and cheese on my croissant. Yes. But in Brazil of course have a lot of
cool foods, amazing fruits, I love a lot of food yeah. Churrasco it looks like BBQ
I like acai ice cream, coxhinha.It's a lot of cool food have! Pao de quiejo!
I find it weird the amount of stuff Americans put in everything, like even if you have a salad
it's gonna be drenched in something like sweet
yeah and the portion sizes - that's what drives me crazy!
What I don't like is the gelatin. Holodets!
For me it's super strange
And I feel like bad because mom of Yasya prepare big table and I need to try
everything and it's..
Crumpets. Crumpets - yes, we love crumpets. The thing you put the gravy on
No, you don't put gravy on crumpets! What are you talking about?
Crumpets are the things that go in the toaster that have all the little holes in them and you put
butter. Oh that's fine! Yeah in the US we just call them English muffins obviously
yeah see that's wrong. That's not English muffin, that's a crumpet
For me be really strange, the first time go Brazilian happy birthday. It's be a barbecue party and Brazilian
do look like barbecue not how we marinate meat, look like big table with food
no - just for me it look like one piece meat. After cut s mall and some person go and
give for piece piece and I think "when be table, when be food, when we sit and eat?"
Going back to the words that we use for things like before
when you've been getting ready to go out and you know and he's like "should I wear
pants?" and I'm like "please wear pants and wear trousers on top of your pants"
because in the UK pants are underwear
We use like Caucasian, African, Asian.
They're like yellow, brown and I don't know how many colors
they're people, they're not like crayons
It pops up saying "SPRAVI". But I'm looking to this SPRAVI guy sending messages all the time
and I'm quiet like "okay this one SPRAVI, it's good." And then SPRAVI sends like
20 messages I'm tired of of that annoying SPRAVI
and I'm saying "Betty, who the hell is this SPRAVI guy?"
Honey, SPRAVI means messages in my language
So sometimes I say I'm gonna cook dinner today and then I'm doing it and she's
like "what do you think about putting more salt?" and I say " I think no it's okay
And then she say " What do you think about more onions?" in your head you're always this
chef in the kitchen and I think that's a very Portuguese thing
Our gastronomy is very good. Okay but I'm just doing noodles
We grew up with different things right? So I will talk about things and I'll be like if I reference like
Take That which was the big boy band from England and you'd be like "oh, like
were they in the 70s or something?" I'm like "how could you not know who Take
That were?"
What for me be strange, look like mother Miguel can walk in the home with
underwear. For me, this really strange! Miguelito can be in the shower naked and she come and talk with him. Look like WHAT
Even though if they don't see each other that much, there's always this "On Sundays we need to be
together, we need to eat together".
They're just super, super, super American
Not just American. Italian American. I asked what he was like as a child and she was
like "oh he was such a good kid! He wasn't fresh, he wasn't fresh at ALL!"
They're real caricatures. No, but they're brilliant and we love them very much.
So make sure that's clear!
We never fight. Without making up really quickly.