- Hey everyone, it's Hayley.
I'm at Buzzfeed and today we are going to read
some thirst tweets.
I'm nervous to hit the thing.
See what you guys prepared for me, Buzzfeed.
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"Can we talk about how stunning Hayley Kiyoko is?"
Aw, that's a nice way to start my day.
Thank you.
"My gay awakening was Stella from "Lemonade Mouth."
I think it was also my gay awakening, as well.
(Hayley laughs)
"I wish I was crying on Hayley Kiyoko's shoulder right now,
and she would tell me something poetic
and then make out with me after and we'd get married."
We're moving very quickly,
but I feel like that's something that I would do though.
I'd be like, aw, okay, let's get married.
It's a very lesbian thing to do.
Hayley Kiyoko is the lesbian of my wet dreams.
I'm the lesbian of your wet dreams?
Wow, thank you so much.
I'm so honored and concerned.
"If anyone was wondering, my sexuality
is Taylor Swift and Hayley Kiyoko
performing 'Curious' together."
I love that tweet.
I feel like that was a moment.
I'm so happy for your sexuality.
Congratulations.
"My kink is Hayley Kiyoko's dance solo in Curious.
I don't know what to say about that.
I feel like some of these are,
how do you respond to these?
It's awkward but also exciting that you're somebody's kink,
you know?
"I just wanna make out
with Hayley Kiyoko in one of her music videos,
where do I sign up for that?"
(Hayley laughs)
Thank you.
(Hayley laughs)
I feel like Emily in "Friends" with Ross
when he's like, "I love you",
and she's like, "Thank you."
Listen, there have been a lot of make out situations
in my music videos.
And I'm grateful that you love them.
"Hayley Kiyoko, can I lick in between your toes?"
My toes just moved
and my whole body just froze.
Wanna know something really weird about me
is growing up,
I would put Lubriderm, this lotion,
in between my big toe and my second toe,
because I started to have anxiety
if I couldn't move my toes in my shoes.
If you were to lick in between my toes,
they would be very moisturized.
I'm just gonna leave you with that statement.
Okay, we're moving on to the next one.
"I'm not gay, but I'd let Hayley Kiyoko
choke me on the spot."
I would be scared if I was choking you.
That is concerning.
I don't wanna choke you.
I love you.
I just wanna hug you and embrace you.
Does anyone else watch Hayley Kiyoko music videos
and get extremely wet?"
I do have to say that most of my music videos,
I feel like I'm always submerging myself in a form of water.
Like "Sleepover", I was in a bathtub,
"Cliff's Edge", I was in a lake.
There's always water involved.
Interpret that how you will
but I'm also wet in the music videos.
Maybe I'm watching "Lemonade Mouth"
because Hayley Kiyoko is hot.
Maybe."
Aw.
That was also in all caps by the way,
so it was very indecisive, but also very decisive
'cause it was in all caps, that tweet.
"Remember that time in 'Insecure'
when suddenly Hayley Kiyoko appeared out of nowhere
for a,"
can I cuss on this?
Mother (beep).
What does MFF mean?
Mother (beep) (beep)?
"MFF threesome with her titties out for the camera?
An important moment in television history."
I would say so as well.
It was really funny, too,
because I just can't believe I did that.
And yeah, that is forever living on our television screens.
I'm so glad you enjoyed that.
I do have nice (beep), though, must say.
"To be honest, my biggest sexual fantasy
is with Hayley Kiyoko as Velma Dinkley."
Jinkies!
That's all I have to say to that.
"Just saw Hayley Kiyoko's show in Paris.
My nipples are hard, my brain is fuzzy, my skin's on fire,
and my voice is (beep).
It was a religious experience.
All hail lesbian Jesus."
I can't believe that's a real tweet.
I feel very complimented and also very concerned, again.
They were going through a lot at that show in Paris.
They were experiencing a lot of things.
"Hayley Kiyoko could undress me
with a single look all the way to my panties.
That's it.
That's the thirst tweet."
It's a great thirst tweet.
You're so welcome.
"Hayley Kiyoko:
the only woman I will call daddy."
I feel like I feel uncomfortable.
I would feel uncomfortable if someone called to be daddy.
Hayley Kiyoko could spit in my mouth
and choke me and I'd thank her."
Back to the choking.
People love the choking.
"I would let Hayley Kiyoko shoot me with an arrow, NGL."
What does NGL mean?
Not gonna lie.
You can keep that in there.
(Hayley laughs)
"Are you a top, verse, or bottom?
I'm whatever Hayley Kiyoko needs me to be."
That's very nice of you.
Thank you so much for your versatility.
"I act like I'm okay,
but deep down, I want Hayley Kiyoko to sit on my face."
I hope my parents aren't watching this.
"Hayley Kiyoko so cute,
I wanna eat it from da..."
They wanna eat it from da back.
That would be a no zone for me.
Glad we could clear that up.
It's getting hot in here, yall.
We're gonna turn up the AC.
"Hayley Kiyoko, can I please take you to a beach,
read you poetry,
and then eat your (beep) as the sun sets or question mark."
What's after the question mark?
Where do we go from there?
Truly?
Oh, we're really ramping up.
We're really ramping up here.
I just want you to know that below the camera,
my hand is like this and tense on my thigh.
Okay, I'm putting it back down to its position.
"(beep) out for Hayley Kiyoko, she owns my ass,
I love her so much."
Love you.
"Hayley Kiyoko could literally burn my house down
and steal everything I own
and I'd still want to eat her (beep)".
You need to start thinking about your boundaries
but I'm also complimented, thank you so much.
And that's it.
That's all folks.
Thank you all so much for your incredible feedback
and the thirst tweets.
This was so much fun.
Make sure to check out my album "Panorama",
which is out now.
I love you all so much.
Thanks Buzzfeed.
See ya.
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