- Let's go! - Oh my god!
- One, two, three, pizza!
- Oh, guys. I totally forgot. I'm lactose intolerant. (laughs)
What's up, guys? Welcome back to Challenge Chalice.
It's your boy Brandon. - And I'm Alex.
- We have some beautiful guests as always.
On my right side for you is... - Labib. What's up, everyone?
- And on the right side. - Mikaela. Hello.
- Mikaela. And this beautiful, beautiful hunk of man
on my right. - I was gonna say, you skipped me.
- (all laugh) - If you guys don't already know,
we started up the FBE2 channel, where we have tons of things going on:
vlogs, mini one-off vlogs, BTS stuff.
Head over to FBE2. Make sure you let us know
that you came from there by dropping #ChaliceFam.
We'll make sure to keep a lookout for you.
You might end up getting a shoutout.
Who knows? - Hit that bell too. Hit that bell.
- All right, I'm gonna bounce out. - Go ahead and pull
the challenge for us. - Let me give that
that lucky touch, man. - (Brandon vocalizing)
- Oh, Giant Pizza Challenge. Oh, oh, all day.
Oh, Giant Pizza Challenge. - Giant Pizza Challenge?!
- Read the person, read the person. - Do you all know who I am?
Suggested by RF-- RVFalek? - RVFAleks.
- RVFAleks S. Yeah, my bad.
- Hold on. Labib can eat for days.
♪ (Jeff Kaale, "First Love") ♪
- Okay, so how is this working dude? It's a big-ass pizza?
- (Alex) This is a three-foot long pizza.
Because there are four of you, you guys get a half hour.
- Oh, oh, let's do this! - Wait.
- I thought we were getting five minutes.
I was prepared to choke. - (Alex) If it's not all eaten,
then you all have to do the punishment.
- All right, we're not taking this punishment!
- I went to the gym for the first time this week.
I thought I was on the right track. - (Eric and Brandon laugh)
- (Alex) All right. You guys ready? 30 minutes onto the clock
starting... now!
- They're cold.
No, pace yourself. - (Mikaela) Yeah.
We're okay. - (Brandon) Don't throw yourself off.
- (Mikaela) We have a half hour. - Enjoy it.
- Look at how much the pizza's already gone.
- (muffled), Mm, this pizza's good. - (muffled) I'm gonna be real sick
of it by the end of it. - When you make a custom pizza,
what's your order? - I like white sauce on--
- White sauce? - Yes.
- Is it, like, Alfredo sauce? - Kind of.
And then make sure it's thick crust for sure,
and then pepperoni and olives on it.
- You like olives? - Love them.
- I'm not a fan of olives. - I love black olives.
- (Brandon) What about you? What about you? What do you like?
- Well, I'm gonna do shameless promo, 'cause Tom and I over on FBE2
made a pizza where we put every single topping
on the Domino's menu on top of it,
and it was actually one of the most delicious things
I've ever had. - Dude, we're doing awesome.
I didn't think we were gonna be able to knock this out.
- (Alex) Do you guys want any Parmesan cheese
or some jalapenos?
- Do we have pineapple? - (Alex) No, we don't
have any pineapple. - Get the [bleep] out of here, Eric.
- You're wrong! Labib, you're wrong and I'll tell you why!
'Cause you're incorrect! - Let us know in the comments
if you're team pineapple or team no pineapple.
We're team no pineapple.
- Yo, before we finish all of this, does anyone
wanna grab a piece? - (Mikaela snickers)
- No, that's technically not-- - No, not for the competition.
Off-camera, just 'cause I know you guys didn't eat lunch.
- (Alex) We're gonna come in when you guys start slowing down.
- I had a double cheeseburger before this.
- You had a cheeseburger before this? - A double cheeseburger.
- Oh [bleep]. - (Alex) Just a heads up
that we've never had anyone finish any of these
giant food challenges. - We need to up the ante.
If we finish this, Alex and Tom need to do the punishment.
- Yeah. - Ooh.
- Yeah, let's do it! Why not, dawg? - (Tom) Why do I have to be dragged
into this? - 'Cause nobody believed in us.
- (Tom) Why do I keep getting dragged into everything?
Just trying to shoot the vlog!
- Remember how I see we weren't gonna slow down?
- Don't say it.
- We're not gonna slow down, baby! - Woo! Spring break, bitches!
No, actually, we're exhausted. - (Alex) You guys need to finish
crust and all. You can't just-- - We know! We know!
- (Alex) I'm watching Labib right now.
- What's one topping on a pizza you wish you could put on
but that's super weird? - Whipped cream.
- Okay. - Woo! Okay.
I'm gonna sit and eat. - I feel myself getting heavier.
I'm so mad. - Yeah, you're right.
Let's take a little squat. - Can you get pizza sweats?
- Yeah. - Oh, wow.
- I'm having some now.
Oh, guys. I totally forgot. I'm lactose intolerant. (laughs)
- Lowkey, same.
- Can I have some napkins? - I'll take a bite of one.
- Hey! - Does anyone want my sauce bite?
- No, eat it. - I hate sauce.
- Doesn't matter. That's what [bleep] makes pizza.
- I know, but I don't like a lot. - Just drown in the sauce.
I am not going to be able to get back to work after this.
- Ay, Tom! Come and grab a slice of pizza, boy!
- I'm part of the challenge. - Get Sean too.
- Sean. - Sean! Sean, come get some!
You too, crew! These are our editors,
Ryan and my little editor boy, Sean.
Whatever, dude. I don't know. Come grab a slice.
- Can I get this one with the bubble?
- Yeah, take it! - Absolutely.
- I feel like Alex is gonna be like, "Ha, you guys didn't technically..."
- What would you name your pizzeria? - (Eric) Uh, Domino's.
- (Mikaela laughs) - Did you spell it differently or...?
- No. - Just buy a franchise.
- Okay, you just buy the goddamn store.
- No. - (Alex) No, no, no. You gotta
open a joint one with Tom and call it Tomino's.
- Oh, that's good! - She brought the whipped cream!
Honestly, at this point, I'm down for it.
- Hit me. - Oh, that's gonna
lubricate very well. - I am disgusted.
I am disgusted. - Ready? Cheers.
- Yeah, okay. - That's not bad.
- It's not that bad!
It's definitely swapped up the flavor,
the profile has changed a little bit.
- It's a dessert pizza. - (Brandon) Mm-hmm.
- (Alex) You guys seem very relaxed for 10 minutes remaining.
- Fudge and crackers. - Okay, now I'm down to a point
where the sauce is mixing with the whip cream,
and that's not as delightful. - Mikaela, you can't be
the only person to throw up on Challenge Chalice twice.
- Bet. (laughs)
- Which arm hurts when you're having a heart attack?
- The left one. - Left one.
- Oh good. - While eating pizza,
I have to go to my happy place to be able to beat this.
I thought pizza was my happy place.
It turns out, it's just hell.
- Hold up. Guys, we have eight minutes.
There's no way we can get this close and not make it,
so we've gotta [bleep] band together for this last part.
- Hands in! - We really have to do this!
We really have to do this, baby! - Hands in!
- We close, baby. We gotta do it.
- (guys) One, two, three, pizza!
- Are you not eating the crusts?
- (Alex) Gotta eat the crusts, man.
- (chuckles) Oh my god. - Labib!
- (Alex) Gotta be everything. It's gotta be clean.
Six minutes remaining. - (Labib) Mikaela! Uh!
- Mikaela, two and a half! - I'm trying!
- You guys want sound bits of my lactose farts?
- (Alex) No thanks. - I'll start farting
right now, baby. - That's it.
I'm unbuttoning my top button.
- Oh [bleep]. He's doing it.
- He's going for it. You have to make make room.
- (laughs) He took his belt off! Do it, boy!
- All right, let's do it. Get some more whip cream
up in that. - Yeah, you're right.
You're right. Just go for it. Cheese and whipped cream.
- (Alex) Four minutes remaining.
Four minutes. - Oh my god!
- (Tom) Come on, guys! Come on!
You can do it! You're so close.
- (Alex) What are you doing, Labib?
- (Brandon and Eric laugh) - (Alex) Labib!
Are you sticking them in your shirt?
- Noo! Dude I'm really impressed with us.
- (Alex) Yo, is that in your pocket?
- (laughs) It's not! - (Alex) That's in your pocket.
I can see it. - (Labib) You can pat me down!
- (Alex) I can see it-- - (Labib) I don't got nothing!
Pat me down, bro. Pat me down.
Pat me down, dawg.
I've been here before. - (all laugh)
- Surprise, man! It's like when the TSA stops you
for a "random" check-up.
- Yo, bro, they never leave me alone.
- Ahh! Give me some of that whipped cream.
- (Alex) Yo, what is this, though?
- (all laugh) - (Alex) What is this!?
Oh my god! Why are you hiding
pizzas under there? - I thought he actually didn't see!
I was excited! - We can do this!
Mikaela, I believe! - I've been eating this forever!
- (Alex) You guys seemed so confident seven minutes ago.
What happened? - I have gas.
[Bleep] dude. I just farted
and it stinks over here. I mean, okay, at this point...
I don't know, man. - (Labib guffaws)
- (Alex) You guys have about a minute and a half.
- My body is starting to... yeah.
- I'm just gonna let my [bleep] get...
- Is there any clean pi-- ooh. I'll take that one.
- (Brandon) Yeah, that one and that one.
- I just really hope the punishment isn't food.
- My body's starting to reject the taste
of the tomato sauce. - Sometimes, when I come here,
I'm like, I'm just gonna come here and have fun.
And every time I leave it, like, "Why?"
Gotta have fun. - Why do you still
answer our emails?! - I don't know. I'm lonely.
This is my only social outing.
- Whatever, dude. Do you wanna just
[bleep] end the timer. - [Bleep] this.
- (Alex) Four, three...
- (Brandon farts) - (Labib gags)
- (Alex) Oh my-- what the!?
Why are you-- - (guys laugh)
- (Alex) Yo, can I get some Lysol there?
- I'm lactose intolerant! [Bleep] off!
- You guys did really well, but you didn't defeat it in time,
so everybody has to do a punishment.
- Labib, here's your first L, boy.
- Congrats. - (Brandon and Mikaela) Yay!
- Punishment idea... - (Mikaela) No.
- ...comes from Kimberly Oosthuizen. Winner gets to tweet anything
off the loser's phone.
'Cause there's technically no winner, all the losers
will tweet something off of each other's phones.
- Okay, there we go. This is what I'm gonna tweet.
I'm gonna tweet, (clears throat), "Guys, I think I've come
to the realization I'm not a Pakistani playboy,
I'm a Pakistani [bleep] boy." - (Labib snickering)
- Hearts. - (all laugh)
- I copy and pasted a video that's the--
it's "Hey Ya" by Outkast, but just him saying "all right"
for 30 minutes. - (Brandon and Mikaela laugh)
- And then the tweet is gonna be, "Hey, guys,
I never wanted to have to make this video,
but this is why I left FBE." - (all laugh)
- I'm just gonna tweet "Pakistani playboy"
and then broken heart emoji. - (laughs)
- I'm gonna start hitting the predicative
and see what I can come up with. (laughs)
"I'm sorry you've never seen my..."
Okay, and then the next three are friend, face, and mother.
"I'm sorry you've never seen my face
and you don't know what I love."
That's lowkey sad. - That's fine. Post it.
- Thank you guys so much. Shoutout time!
Shoutout to Migs Francisco.
"Pizza is the path to enlightenment."
- Shoutout to Naphtali Hardy.
- Shoutout to Ramiro Ramos.
- Shoutout to I. I U.
- Thank you guys so much for watching!
To leave your suggestions for punishments and for challenges,
make sure you use the hashtag, #ChallengeChalice.
I'm sorry we failed you. We could've done it.
- I can't say thank you today. I'm sorry.
- I'm sweating. - I'm sorry I farted.
- I'm sorry. (air freshener spraying)
- (Mikaela) He's spraying his butt!
- (Brandon laughs) My ass is wet with Lysol!