(suspenseful music)
- [Narrator] You unlock this door
with the key of imagination.
Beyond it is another dimension.
A dimension of sound, (moan)
a dimension of sight,
a dimension of - [Meme Audio] horny.
- You're moving into a land of (indistinct) substance
of things and ideas. You just crossed over into...
- My boob itches.
(scratching)
Mac!
(suspenseful music)
Hey girl! (high-pitched vocalizing)
How you doing? Bad? Same, girl same.
I woke up with an incredibly dry throat.
Currently have weird eye trouble,
and my videos are slowly starting to get age restricted.
Ooh!
(distorted music)
So, if you're under the age of 18,
and it shows on your profile,
y'all might need to start watching my videos
as soon as they drop, 'cause girl,
they are watching every step I make
and they are judging quickly.
So, as I figure out my next steps in life,
we approach this shit.
I mean, I'm sorry, we approach this crap.
(children cheering) (bubbly children's music)
I am running to my Discord.
(Mac laughs)
My safe space.
I know I said it was you guys' safe space,
but it's more my safe space now
because YouTube is being mean to me.
But now it's time to react to more of your crazy shit.
I mean, goddammit, I mean, oh my god! Oh my god.
Your crazy crap. But this time, this time girl,
I'm gonna try my best not to laugh or get scared.
'Cause y'all like to do both for me apparently.
Scare me, creep me out, and then make me chuckle about it.
I'm gonna try and not do all three. Okay?
It's gonna be very hard for me.
It's gonna be very hard for me. If you guys see my channel,
I laugh at everything I say.
It's because I think I'm always funny,
or it's just a way for me
to break every single awkward silence,
'cause I'm literally sitting in a room,
talking to a camera this entire time. My entire career.
(fake laughing) Okay.
(moan) (Mac claps)
Y'all remember try not to laugh?
Remember that being a thing?
Y'all remember when everyone was doing it?
Y'all remember the React channel? What happened to them?
Y'all remember how I was on like two episodes
and they never contacted me ever again?
Yeah. Yeah, I remember that.
Whee (voice grows distorted)
Here we go, I choose you.
Doctor reacts to shocking truth about spicy foods.
Oh, it's a short.
Well, okay, fine. Let's watch it. Whatever.
Watch these 30 seconds.
- If you like spicy foods,
you just might be a little bit kinky.
- [Mac] Really?
- Because spicy is not a taste.
Your tongue can only taste sweet, salty, bitter, sour.
- Wait, what? I mean, I love spicy food,
but I already know I'm a pretty kinky bitch. Okay?
Y'all don't know my full life.
Y'all don't know what I'm fully into. I don't talk about it.
I just be about it.
(distorted music)
Okay, I'm gonna stop.
(Mac laughs) God dammit, wait. No.
- But your tongue can detect pain and temperature.
- [Mac] Okay.
- And capsaicin, the chemical found in most spicy food,
binds to pain receptors in your tongue.
So, - [Mac] Great.
- if you enjoy spicy good,
I guess you could say it's a weird form of benign masochism.
You like pain. Just a bit.
- I like pain just a lot.
Cause chains and whips excite me, oh na na na.
♪ Come on ♪
- If Rihanna can make a song about BDSM,
then we all can get into BDSM, okay?
Stop being vanilla in 2022.
2022: Stop being vanilla, okay?
Life is short. Girl, tie a knot. Tie a knot, girl.
2022 tie a knot. ♪ Na na na come on ♪
(Mac laughs) (bell dings)
Do I count it myself
when I make a joke that I make myself laugh on?
I guess so, there it is. Tea.
There you go, watched the (beep) short, okay?
Are you happy YouTube? I promoted the short.
Stop age restricting me, there you go.
I did what you wanted.
(Mac laughs) (bell dings)
Stan Twitter: Richard, a drag icon,
walking and being a girl bo- What?
I can't put this on my channel. That is copyright.
This is copyright.
This is copy written girl. Bitch, what the (beep).
(moan)
There's so many CupcakKe remixes.
Oh my God, calm down y'all.
Like I get it.
Oh this. "Someone Like You," Adele, butter dance.
No, no, no.
We have to.
I think we reacted to it before,
but girl, we're coming back.
Oh, oh here we go.
Oh. No laughing. Here we go.
(Mac flaps lips)
Oh, here we go.
(distorted music)
She (indistinct) love performance art. She's into it.
She's really into it. Look at her.
Go ahead girl, spread those wings.
Yes, little girl, too slow girl.
Also there's a guy right behind her,
just like taking photos of the entire thing.
Like he is like, "Yes, art."
Y'all, God is shaking.
Pfft-
I mean- (bell dings)
(Mac yells)
Is it over? ♪ Is it over? ♪
There she goes, there it is, there's the butter.
(Mac laughs) (bell dings)
Goddammit. Oh my God.
First of all, that butter could feed a village.
It's 2022, stay woke.
There she goes, there she is, there it i-
(Mac yells) (bell dings)
I mean ooh art.
Pfft- (bell dings)
(Mac yells) (Max laughs)
No, no, no. No.
She just gets back up and starts swag surfing. Oop.
(Mac laughs) (bell dings)
Oop. Oh no girl. (bell dings)
No girl.
Get back up girl, swag surf.
Ay.
Ay, she got it.
She got it.
She got it. She got it. She got it.
She got it. She figured it out.
She figured- (bell dings)
Am I gonna put a laugh counter on this?
I think I am. Jesus Christ.
There she goes. There she go- (bell dings)
(light tapping)
Girl, this is hard.
(Mac laughs) (bell dings)
Hey girl come on, find somebody like you, come on.
Nothing but the best. ♪ Nothing but the best ♪
Ooh whoo- (bell dings)
Girl, girl, girl, girl.
Girl.
I didn't laugh on that one. See?
(Mac vocalizes with music)
Ooh- girl, is she okay? Does she need to go to the hospital?
Who allowed her to do this?
What venue decided to take the charge of liability?
What venue decided to take this risk?
Nevermind I'll find ♪ Nevermind I'll find ♪
Get up girl.
Someone like you ♪ Someone like you ♪
There she goes, looking sad and everything,
performance art, mm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. Me too, girl. Every night.
(Mac laughs) (bell dings)
Okay I'm done, cannot do that anymore.
- Bitch we was like- (moans)
- Lost in the Woods.
Here we go, more of this bullshit.
I see what's happening in the background.
Ooh girl, I know what this is 'bout to be.
Here we go. Kotte animation.
Y'all creepy (beep), I mean, creepy friends.
(children cheering) (bubbly children's music)
Okay!
Milly Wop, Milly Wop.
On every block.
On every block. (Mac claps)
Every block! Period.
That doesn't count.
That doesn't count, I laughed at myself.
- We are lost.
(gasps) (high-pitched beep)
Ooh oh.
Ooh whoo.
Oh my god!
- We need a rescue signal.
- Oh, oh, oh.
(Mac laughs) (bell dings)
No. Noo!
Noo!
Oh whoah. Okay I'm done.
Oh my god.
Oh, oh here she goes! Here she goes!
(Mac laughs) (bell dings)
- I'm hungry!
(bell dings)
(muffled laughter)
- Why is it that the chaotic things get me?
Why do the chaotic things get me?
What is wrong with me, and why do I need therapy?
- A reindeer!
- A reindeer.
Bitch, stop it.
(snapping)
Okay, girl. Okay, Ooh.
And now he dabs. Okay.
What in the Fortnite?
And then there's a Queen's Gambit one?
Oh hell, we're going deeper.
We love chess.
You know I actually never watched this show.
I was too busy being depressed.
Ooh chess. And she wins.
She becomes the queen of gambit.
No? No? That's not? No?
She becomes the queen of something, right?
Or is the queen like a chess piece?
What is a gambit though?
Like what is the title of the show?
(indistinct) wait she has to press the button.
She has to press the button so it's the end of her turn.
I know chess shit, okay?
I don't have to watch the show.
Oh, she running back after doing like drugs in the bathroom.
I know that she that's what she does. Right?
She like pops some pill, pop them pills.
She like bloop bloop, mm. Chess!
Let me watch this show goddammit.
There she goes.
Here she comes.
(crashing) Oop, oop.
(high-pitched beeps) (man moans in pain)
Oop, oop.
- Resign. - [Mac] Ooh ooh.
(cheering)
Girl, the humor of the internet has changed.
At first it was-
(metal clanking) And now it's
(upbeat music)
Actually now that I think about it,
that's like the same level.
(shrieking)
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
my oh my what's next gays?
That wasn't good, I'm sorry.
SpongeBob Nasty Patty. We all know this.
This isn't that funny? Right?
- You (beep) a duck.
- Oop.
- The health inspector's-
- Why did it take me 'til right now
to realize that wasn't his actual voice?
(Mac laughs) (bell dings)
Stop! No!
- Execute order 66 SpongeBob.
- You don't even know this guy
- (beep) off Sponge(beep) - Oh my God.
- He's hot as (beep)
- Oh my God.
- Join me boy, or you're fired.
- But he's so hot.
- He's so hot. Me too. Make SpongeBob gay 2022.
We need to spread our agenda.
Doesn't SpongeBob like not have a sexuality
or a gender right? Like a sea sponge has like no gender.
Apparently they made like multiple references to that,
about SpongeBob, throughout this entire show.
The creator was a marine biologist bitches.
- [SpongeBob] Don't ask what this is.
- Oh my God.
- I call it, the (beep) patty.
- Oh my God. Me. Nyum yum yum yum yum yum.
I'm joking. I'm joking. What?
- She's not a Christian!
- This is going to get age restricted isn't it, too?
(beep) you SpongeBob, I mean frick you SpongeBob.
(bubbly children's music)
- I'm done. I'm over that.
- Is anyone here?
- [SpongeBob] Here you are, sir, please choke.
(Mac laughs) (bell dings)
- Ahh! Is he dying?
(yelling)
(Mac laughs) I mean ahh!
- Mr. Crabs, let me suck your titties.
- Ohp, okay. Hmm. That's not funny.
What? No titty sucking. Babies need it for milk.
(bell dings) (Mac laughs then beat boxes)
I was just beat boxing really quick.
Y'all don't know me.
- We are terrible people me boy.
- Oh why do you say that?
- Because we killed a guy.
(Mac laughs) (bell dings)
- I mean, ah ah ah, ahh.
I love how parents are like so okay,
with like cartoons showing like first degree murder.
But then as soon as you make a character homosexual,
that's when we take it too far. You know?
I sat on a banana. What's this?
- Once when I was seven years old, I sat on a banana,
and of course that changed my life.
(loud, deep-fried music)
(music stops abruptly)
- Mm, not funny. I didn't chuckle once.
You're stupid.
Pfft- (bell dings)
I mean (beat boxing) bitch.
POV James Charles wakes you up at 2:00 AM.
No, no, oh, no.
Who did this? Surreal Entertainment.
Oh, girl what'd you do?
- Hello sister.
- Okay!
I guess there's a scream meter too.
(bell dings)
Hello. Oh my God.
- I'm gonna make you gay. You know.
- [Mac] Okay.
- You're so beautiful.
- Okay, thank you.
- You know what would be super awesome?
- [Mac] What?
- What if we kiss? Let's make out.
- [Mac] No.
- Oh no, no, no. Don't be scared.
- [Mac] Okay.
- You dare oppose me mortal?
Only I can turn people gay at will.
Let me display my power.
- Is that J.K Rowl-?
(silence)
I mean, who?
Who's that?
Ooh, I don't know who that is.
I like Harry Potter. Who wrote it? I don't know.
Every time you're looking at your Harry Potter book
and look at the author it's just a bunch of hieroglyphics
that start vibrating really quickly, I can't even tell.
- By the power of Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory,
you shall henceforth be gay.
- Yes. This is how it happens.
Tell your homophobic parents.
J. K Rowling just walks through our bedroom
and then says you are now gay.
And then we decide we want to (beeps) or poo nani.
Or some poo nani.
Okay, whatever.
Come here give it to me, ahh.
- This madness.
What? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Same.
I too want to eat James Charles.
You can take that any way you like.
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm done.
Right above it it says there's a try not to laugh,
impossible, clean number one.
You know what, let's end it on that bitch.
(moans)
Oh, I've seen this, I've seen this.
This ain't shit. (crashing)
Yep, mm hmm.
No. No laughter whatsoever. Where?
- The entire time I knew him,
he only ever had one call.
To wipe out half the universe.
(snaps) Just like that.
- Tell me his name again.
- Christopher Robin.
(dramatic music) - Oh my God.
(Mac laughs) (bell dings)
I mean.
(Mac vocalizes)
I didn't laugh, what?
I was just thinking of a song that I was just,
I was just make it-
Okay, no, nevermind.
- Nestle Crunch.
- What?
Ooh! Girl, this is going too fast.
- What you eating?
- A sandwich made with Claussen's bread, wanna bite?
- Sure!
- Don't bite that bread.
(crunch) (Kermit screams)
Oh. Oh my God. Oh my God.
(bell dings) (beatboxing)
- He's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.
- So it would seem.
(deep-fried music)
(thump)
- Oh, this entire thing is just people getting hurt.
That's not funny. That's-
Hilarious.
(distorted music)
I mean, hey, this is clean, so this is ad friendly, bitch.
This ain't age restricted.
But once I talk about dicks, suddenly,
you gotta be 18 to know that.
But pain and death? It's okay!
Gun violence is happening to children
at a very alarming rate in our country.
But once Mac says the F-word once,
suddenly that's too much for the kids.
We didn't want to change gun laws to protect 'em.
But we're gonna protect them from foul language.
(banging) Yass. Yass.
(Mac laughs) (bell dings)
I mean. (Mac vocalizes)
Bitch. I love rapping.
He's gonna fall. Something violent's gonna happen.
Something violent's gonna happen.
- Bye-bye.
- Yep there it is. Yep, yep.
- A knife! No! Yep! Mm hmm hmm hmm.
(bell dings) (Max beatboxes)
Ooh I'm such a beatboxer guys.
I'm sorry, I just keep on practicing.
Oop, ohh.
Oh. Shit. Okay, I'm done with this.
I'm done with this violence.
Hey kids, you wanna see people hurt themselves?
Sure you can.
Do you wanna see an adult say the F-word?
No! We can't let you do that.
Oh, you wanna hear someone talk about being gay?
No, I'm sorry, you can't do that if you're under 18.
But here is some literal violence. There we go.
What did we learn today kids? Nothing.
We learned nothing. We- excuse me.
We learned I ain't friends with YouTube anymore.
(Mac laughs)
They keep adding these bullshit rules, age restriction.
They're gonna lose us all to TikTok.
That's all I'm gonna say girl.
Y'all age restricted people from saying the F-word
and talking about gay (indistinct) in the video
but then are okay with literal violence being shown
to children on your website.
Triggered the (beep) out.
I find censorship the stupidest thing because it's so picky
and so hypocritical in every sense of the (beep) word.
Shout out to @annamay202
and @nightmaremaccy
for retweeting my last video on Twitter.
Comment down below:
What is the weirdest kid friendly video you've ever seen
on this website.
We're gonna call them out, bitches.
We're about to call it out.
What is the weirdest kid friendly content you have seen
on this website recently.
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