Danny! Plum! We're waiting at the rendezvous site! Can I get like a... ten four? Dude,
what are you guys doing up there?
I think I can hear him?
Suck an egg!
There he is! Get him!
(sobbing)
Can't we call Wallow for a door gate? Beth and Chris are waiting!
Not until I release all the creatures!
He's getting away!
If it weren't for this place, the universe would be overrun with vermin!
This is no ordinary alien pound!
Legend tells of an alien overlord who devours the soul particles of the animal he traps
in this place.
Koo koo k'choo!
All aboard the D-train!
Woo-hoo!
Ahhh-oooh!
Oh. He he he!
Nobody gonna steal you, Angelina! You mine, all mine.
There! Go Dog Sword!
Go suck an egg!
C'mon Danny, we already saved your weird little friend.
You've never witnessed the Bravest Warriors in action, Plum. Protecting little weird things
is what it's all about.
But freeing every stray is impossible.
Nothing's impossible when you do it for love! Watch me protect you from this burning steam
from this burning seatmvent!
This seems unnecessary.
Smile if want more! Smile if you want more!
What? Ha ha - sick!
Ha ha! I knew it! You're nasty, brother!
I think he burrowed into this pile of fancy coats!
Oh hey, we missed a call from Beth!
You can't hide forever, pervert.
Plum, where are you guys? We were waiting at the rendezvous forever, and then we saw
all these torches-
Beth and Chris found a luau! And the luau queen is so nice and she said that if we want
to we can get special hats and necklaces made out of flowers and pretty grass skirts like
ladies wear but these ones are for boys too!
Anyway, Wallow can't get a fix on you guys until you get out of the pound.
And we get a luau dinner where they cook a big monster, and I think we get to eat it
because it's a bad guy but I'm not scared of it-
That whole place is going on lockdown, so hurry up!
Oh my god, there's a huge pineapple in the jacuzzi!
Did you hear that? Let's get out before we are trapped!
Mmm...
There!
I love ya! I love ya! (tongue rolling)
Ow! Dang it! I don't have medical benefits!
Stop!
Booby traps!
I got this Merewif!
(sounds of pain)
You are... so... safe from harm right now!
Are you okay?
I'm a man, darlin! Augh!
I bet you've never been treated to the real deal! Oh god!
(painful groaning) Please...
Aw...
(sobbing)
God bless that little pervert! He's led us right to the overlord.
That not an overlord! That's just a Golorian Tear-Sucker!
Come on now, little Perkalus. Your turn is up. It's been Mel C's turn for five whole
minutes. Now is that fair to him?
And that's no ordinary key!
The key must be made of Golorian Ore!
(sobbing) It doesn't just open cages, it infects its holder
with psychotropic paradisis!
So they're all just crying because they're not rubbing on that guy's stupid key?
They are under his spell until the key is destroyed!
And I'm gonna be the man to destroy it!
No, Danny! I can't let you keep hurting yourself!
Because... you love me! It must be so difficult to see me in pain.
You don't have to impress me. Since the day I met you, I've known... that I am so not
attracted to you. Maybe it's your weird cheeks? I don't know for sure.
I also think you sound dumb when you say 'Go Dog Sword.' Man, that's dumb.
Plum, thank you. All this time I've been a slave to your flowing purple hair, and your
rad boobs and your sweet, clappy little pig hands.
But I get it now. Now I'm free. Now I have...
NO REASON TO LIVE!!!
UP YOURS! AAAAHH!
Ok... (painful groans)... Up yours...
(monstrous screeching)
What even happened to us? Why can't I remember it?
Danny was so amazing, you guys. He defeated a Golorian Tear-Sucker using a
Spinning Mexican Touchdown...
Whoa, dude!
... he destroyed the horrible key...
Awesome!
... and he freed all the strays!
Mexican Touchdown, Mexican Touchdown! Mexican! Mexican!
Hey! And you finally saved your little friend!
My friend..?
Pshew!
Plum and Danny made a Mexican Touchdown!