Sometimes
something beautiful happens in this world
You don't know how to express yourself, so you just gotta sing
I just had sex and it felt so good felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had sex and I'll never go back go back To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past
Have you ever had sex I have It felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it It literally just happened Having sex can make a nice man out of the meanest
Guess where I just came from I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
When I had the sex man my penis felt great And I called my parents right after I was done
Oh hey, didn't see you there Guess what I just did
Had sex undressed just saw her boobies and the rest That was sure nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever Now Sing
I just had sex and it felt so good felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I wanna tell the world
To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it Doesn't really make sense but man screw it
I'm not one to argue with a good thing She could be my wife That good The best 30 seconds of my life, my life
I'm always humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure With that in mind, a soft, nice-smelling girl's better But she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater
So this one's dedicated to them girls That let us flop around on top of them yeah
Near or far, whether short or tallI wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
She was looking at her watch It doesn't matter, I had sex But I cried the whole time It doesn't matter, I had sex
I think she might have been a racist It doesn't matter I had sex She put a bag on my head
Still counts I just had sex sex! and my dreams came true
If you had sex in the last 30 minutes, then sing with me
I just had sex everybody sing And it felt so good, felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside of her I wanna tell the world I just had sex
and I'll never go back no no no To the not having sex ways of the past
It felt so great Na na na na