♪ ♪ ♪ James: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW."
THANK YOU FOR STAYING UP WITH WE ARE HE'S HAPPY YOU'RE HERE, I
DON'T WANT TO BURST THE BUBBLE, THIS ISN'T LIVE, WE START THE
SHOW AT 3 P.M YOU SEE, IT IS 7 MINUTES PAST 3,
REGGIE WATT, NOT HERE.
IN THE BUILDING, HE'S IN THE BUILDING, NOT COME DOWN.
ROB KRAB, EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE SHOW, THERE HE COMES, LOOK,
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE SHOW.
SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, SHAME.
SHAME.
BOO.
>> JUST ABSURD.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT IS ABSURDS -- ABSURD.
>> HE'S GONE ROGUE.
>> James: HE'S NOT GONE ROGUE, IT IS JUST PAST LEAN.
>> ROB ENGALLA, NOTHING CAME BY MY OFFICE.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, WE ARE DOING THE SLOW
WITHOUT AN AUDIENCE, WE NEED THE BODIES DOWN HERE.
>> HE SAW ME IN A MEETING WITH THREE PEOPLE AND GOES OH, TAKE
YOUR TIME, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
>> James: YOU SAID TAKE YOUR TIME.
>> I THOUGHT WE HAD SOME CHANGES SO I THOUGHT WE HAD A LITTLE BIT
OF TIME BUILT IN.
>> James: WELL, YOU ARE UNDERESTIMATING THE MONO CREW
THERE BECAUSE THE MONO CHANGES WERE RAPID AND FAST.
THEY WERE RIGHT THERE, STILL NO SIGN OF REG.
>> NO.
>> James: NO SIGN OF REG.
>> MONO CREW IS LIKE THE F1 PIT CREW, YOU GET THE-- .
>> James: ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
I MEAN IF WE DO THE WHOLE SHOW WITHOUT REG.
>> BUT HE'S HERE THOUGH, NO.
>> YEAH, HE'S HERE.
>> James: AND THIS HASN'T SPED UP THE MARK DOWN, THE WALK DOWN,
THE FACT THAT THE SHOW STARTED.
>> HE IS PROBABLY DID THE OPPOSITE, KNOWING REG.
>> James: HE'S LOCKED IN.
>> HE NO WAY REG IS WATCHING THE FEED OF THE SHOW.
>> James: NO, I THINK HE KNOWS, SOMEONE WOULD HAVE TOLD
HIM BY NOW.
>> HE CAN HEAR IT BY NOW.
>> I THINK WILL COME DOWN FROM THE CEILING OR SOMETHING.
>> FACETIME HIM?
>> James: YEAH.
I WOULDN'T CHIME IN, ROB, IF I WAS YOU.
(LAUGHTER) HEY MAN.
>> Reggie: HEY.
>> James: I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
>> >> Reggie: I'M REALLY GOOD.
>> James: WHERE ARE YOU?
>> >> Reggie: HAVE YOU STARTED?
>> James: WHERE ARE YOU?
>> IN THE DRESSING ROOM.
>> James: CUZ WE STARTED THE SHOW.
>> Reggie: OH, I DIDN'T KNOW, OH, I'M COMING DOWN.
>> James: SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.
WHO WANTS TO STAND IN UNTIL REGGIE'S BACK, SUSAN, GET ON
THERE, SUSAN, YOU BE REG.
YOU BE REG UNTIL WE'RE DONE.
AND THEN WHEN REG COMES DOWN, WE'LL MAKE IT A BIG WE WON'T
MAKE A BIG THING.
>> SHOULD WE DO A SONG WITH SUSAN.
>> James: HANG ON, THAT IS A LOT OF PRESSURE.
I DON'T KNOW IF SUSAN WANTS TO SING.
>> I WILL MAKE SOMETHING UP.
>> James: YOU WANT TO MAKE SMETHING UP, YOU WANT TO START
THE SHOW AGAIN.
>> SHAWR.
>> James: START THE SHOW AGAIN WITH YOU AS REG.
>> OKAY.
>> James: LET'S DO, ROLL THE SHOW AGAIN.
THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
♪ THE LATE "LATE, LATE SHOW" OH ♪ IT'S THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
>> James: YEAH.
♪.
>> IT'S THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" SNOATD IT'S THE "LATE, LATE
SHOW."
♪ WHOOO.
>> James: YEAH IT IS.
>> JAMES CORDEN.
>> James: GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE
"LATE, LATE SHOW," THANKS FOR STAYING UP WITH US.
SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE, WE HAVE A FUN ONE.
ON TONIGHT'S SHOW, SHE'S A GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNING ACTOR YOU
KNOW FROM "BLACK PANTHER," "WAITING TO EXHALE," AND
"AMERICAN HORROR STORY," THE INCANDESCENT, THE SUPREME,
ANGELA BASSETT.
IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.
ANGELA, HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M DOING GREAT.
>> James: HANG ON, HANG ON.
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
>> OH, WHAT IS BETTER THAN ONE ANGELA BUT TWO.
>> James: WELL, I AGREE BUT-- WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT
HERE, WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>> WELL, THIS IS MY WAX FIGUREK MY BRAND NEW JUST ARRIVED WAX
FIGURE FROM MAD AM TUSSAUDS, I'M SURE YOU KNOW ABOUT HER.
>> James: OH MY GOODNESS, THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST-- THIS IS ONE
OF 9 BEST WAX FIGURES I HAVE EVER SEEN, IT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
>> I LOVE THAT, I THINK SO TOO.
>> THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
>> James: ANGELA, YOU KNOW YOU ARE MEANT TO KEEP IT AT THE
MUSEUM, IT IS NOT YOURS TO KEEP.
>> ST NOT MY OWN PERSONAL BABY DOLL.
>> James: WILL YOU NOT TRAVEL WITH THAT ALL THE TIME.
>> IT IS NOT MY OWN BABY DOLL I CAN TAKE HOME AND YOU KNOW, TALK
TO WHEN I'M LONELY.
>> James: YEAH, THE LONGER YOU DO T THE WEIRDER IT GETS, THAT
IS THE TRUTHS OF IT.
>> OKAY, I WILL GO VISIT HER FROM TIME TO TIME.
>> James: WE'RE SO THRILLED TO HAVE BOTH OF YOU HERE.
ANGELA BASSETT, EVERYBODY.
AND THAT'S NOT ALL, LATER A BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE FROM
NCT127 SO STICK AROUND FOR THAT, NCT127.
REG, WOULD YOU EVER DO A COULD LAB-- OH, HE'S BACK, THERE HE
IS.
HOW LONG WOULD YOU HAVE STAYED UP THERE, REGIE, IF YOU HADN'T
KNOWN THE SHOW WAS STARTING.
DID NO ONE KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
>> Reggie: IT WAS FUNNY, I WAS WATCHING STAR TREK.
AND I WAS LIKE, I WAS LIKE YEAH, RIGHT, COOL, AND THEN OH [BLEEP]
>> James: WELL, WE LOVE THAT YOU ARE HERE AND IT GAVE-- DON'T
WORRY, CAN I TELL YOU THIS, 100% YOU CANNOT, YOU CAN-- THERE IS
NOT A CHANCE YOU WILL GET IN TROUBLE FOR BEING LATE TO THE
SHOW TODAY.
>> Reggie: THANKSK WELL, WITH SUS APP, SHE SAVED THE DAY.
>> James: SUSAN STEPPED IN.
>> YOU WERE RIGHT ON TIME, REG.
>> James: YOU WERE RIGHT ON TIME.
>> Reggie: THANKS, GUYS.
>> James: SO YEAH, I AM EXCITED FOR NCT127.
THEY WERE ON THE SHOW 2019, SOMETHING LIKE THAT THEY WERE
SENSATIONAL.
YOU ARE IN A NUMBER OF K-POP BAND, RIGHT, IAN.
>> YEAH, YEAH, I'M IN A BUNCH.
I'M IN THE WET BOYS.
I'M IN.
>> WOW.
>> James: I DID NOT THINK WERE YOU GOING TO START WITH THE WET
BOYS.
>> I'M IN HAM WAGON, THAT IS SOMEONE OF THE BIG ONES I'M IN.
I'M IN K19 THE WIDOW MAKER, THAT IS ONE OF THOSE.
THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER.
>> James: WE'RE KNOW JUST NAMING HARRISON FORD MOVIES.
>> AIR FORCE ONE.
>> Reggie: I HAVE A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN SOUTHERN KOREA, AND HE
SAYS THT IT IS ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED CA-POP.
>> James: IS IT?
>> Reggie: I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: CA-POP IT IS MORE FUN TO SAY.
>> IT IS, CA-POP.
>> James: IT IS LIKE A VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF BATMAN
PNCHING SOMETHING.
>> CAPOP.
>> YEAH, GO ON, YOU GIVE ME ONE.
>> KAPOP.
WHO-- WAS THAT YOU.
>> THE SOUND EFFECT.
>> James: SOUND EFFECT.
>> YEAH.
>> James: THERE IS NO WAY THEY ARE THAT ON THE BOARD.
(LAUGHTER) (LAUGHTER).
>> James: WELL LOOK, WE KAFNT MESS AROUND LIKE THIS ALL DAY.
BECAUSE WE ARE, I THINK AT THE START OF THE SHOW WE SHOW YOU
ANYTHING THAT WE ARE A WELL OILED MACHINE.
>> I KIND OF WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE THEY HAVE UP THERE JUST AT
THE READY.
>> James: OTHER SOUND EFFECTS.
>> YEAH.
GO AHEAD, YOU TRY ONE.
THAT WAS GOOD, YEAH, THAT WAS VERY GOOD.
WHAT ABOUT THIS.
LOOK, WE CAN'T DO THIS, WE CAN'T DO THIS.
THIS, THIS ISN'T A FUN SHOW, GUYS, IF WE ARE-- WE ARE, YOU
KNOW, NO OTHER NEWS PROGRAM BEHAVES LIKE, THIS WE'VE GOT TO
GET OURSELVES IN ORDER.
I AM THIS FAR, THIS CLOSE TO WEARING GLASSES.
WITHIN WE SHOULD GET TO THAT, BUT FIRST I THINK I HEAR MY
PHONE RINGING.
>> James: IT'S THAT TIME, IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS AND AFTER
MONTHS OF-- .
♪ GOOD EVENING.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY. WOW.
OKAY.
GOOD EVENING.
AFTER MONTHS OF ESCALATING RANSOMWARE ATTACKS, THE HEAD OF
US CYBER COMMAND RECENTLY ANNOUNCED A NEW SURGE IN THE
FIGHT AGAINST HACKERS -- SAYING THEY ARE THREATENING NATIONAL
SECURITY.
PRETTY SURE US CYBERCOMMAND, ISN'T THAT THE NAME AV A KRRK BS
PROCEDURAL, MILLIONS OF VIEWERS YET NO ONE EVER PERSONALLY YOU
KNEW WATCHED IT ALTHOUGH I MUST SAY, I'VE BEEN
DOING MY PART TO FIGHT CYBERCRIME.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY SQUARES WITH STREET SIGNS I'VE
SUCCESSFULLY IDENTIFIED THERE THEM ALL AT MY, FIRE
HYDRANT, GOT IT OH, CHUCKING A BRIDGE IN THERE, ARE YOU?
ALMOST SURE THAT WASN'T A ROBOT.
IN OTHER NEWS, THE WORLD ANTI-DOPING AGENCY ANNOUNCED IT
WILL NOW REVIEW THE STATUS OF CANNABIS AS A BANNED SUBSTANCE
IN ATHLETIC EVENTS LIKE THE OLYMPICS.
THAT'S RIGHT, THEY MAY ULTIMATELY REMOVE THE BAN.
THE ANTI-DOPING AGENCY IS ABOUT TO BECOME THE DOPE-AS-HELL
AGENCY.
AND IF THE AGENCY DOES CHANGE THEIR POLICY AND NO LONGER
IDENTIFIED CAN AS BUSINESS AS A BANNED SUBSTANCE THEY WILL ALSO
CHANGE THE LOGO TO FIVE INTERLOCKING ONION RINGS.
WILL.
AS WAS VOTED THE MOST EXPENSIVE, THE MOST INCONVENIENT, AND THE
MOST OVERRATED CITY IN NORTH AMERICA.
(APPLAUSE) YEAH.
BUT THE WEATHER.
IT'S JUST A DIFFERENT KIND OF CITY, YOU KNOW,
L.A. IS ACTUALLY GREAT IF YOU LOVE THINGS LIKE HIKING, THE
BEACH, OR PAYING $1.5 MILLION FOR A TWO BEDROOM HOUSE WITH NO
CLOSETS.
BUT IT'S PRETTY SHOCKING.
WHEN I READ ABOUT LA BEING THE MOST EXPENSIVE CITY, I NEARLY
SPAT OUT MY $25 OAT MILK MATCHA LATTE.
>> James: AND HERE'S SOME NEWS FROM MY HOMELAND.
APPARENTLY, NO LONGER BEING A PART OF THE EUROPEAN UNION HAS
CREATED SOME UNUSUAL PROBLEMS IN THE U.K., FOR EXAMPLE, BRITAIN
IS CURRENTLY BEING FLOODED WITH COUNTERFEIT ITALIAN PASTA.
THIS REALLY MAKES ME WONDER WHAT OTHER ITALIAN FOOD LIES I'M
BEING TOLD.
LIKE, WHEN I'M AT OLIVE GARDEN, AM I OR AM I NOT --FAMILY?
COUNTERFEIT ITALIAN PASTA.
CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING A PART OF THE PASTA POLICE?
JUST STORMING INTO PLACES LIKE, I NEED TO TASTE THIS SPAGHETTI.
OKAY, NOW LET'S SEE WHAT THE FETTUCINE IS SAYING, AND NOW PUT
SOME SAUCE ON THAT RIGATONI.
MAYBE A LITTLE PARMESAN, LET'S GO.
I LOVE THAT WHILE CHINA, RUSSIA, AND AMERICA ARE CONSTANTLY
ACCUSING EACH OTHER OF STEALING MILITARY SECRETS THAT COULD
SHIFT THE POWER DYNAMICS OF GLOBAL POLITICS, ITALY JUST
BUTTS IN LIKE, (ITALIAN ACCENT)
EYYY THAT'S NOT REAL SPAGHETTI ST SEEMED SO GREAT WHEN I DID
IT.
>> YOUR ITALIAN AMBASSADOR MOSTLY LIVED IN NEW JERSEY UNTIL
HIS 30S.
>> James: HOW DO I DO?
S THATA NOTA REAL SPAGHETTI.
GO ON, WHAT IS YOURS.
>>S THATA NOTA REAL SPAGHETTI.
>> Reggie: THAT'S WAY BETTER.
>> James: THAT'S WORSE THAN MINE.
>> NO, IT'S NOT, NO IT'S NOT, IT'S DIFFERENT.
>> James: THAT IS WORSE THAN MINE.
>> IT IS MAYBE BAD DIFFERENT BUT IT'S NOT WORSE.
>> James: MOVING ON >> James: MOVING ON, ORGANIZERS
OF THE BRIGHTON MARATHON HAVE NOW HAD TO APOLOGIZE AFTER THEY
ACCIDENTALLY, AND THIS IS TRUE, MADE THE COURSE SIX HUNDRED AND
TWENTY ONE YARDS TOO LONG.
I CAN SEE WHY THE RUNNERS WOULD BE ANGRY.
I WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT HAVING TO RUN SIX-HUNDRED YARDS UNDER ANY
CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER.
APPARENTLY, THE RACE ORGANIZERS ONLY REALIZED THE MISTAKE AFTER
THE RACE HAD ALREADY BEGUN AND WHICH I DON'T QUITE-- WHAT DO
THEY MEAN NOTHING COULD BE DONE ABOUT IT, IT IS LITERALLY MOVING
A PIECE OF RIBBON.
OF COURSE SOMETHING COULD BE DONE ABOUT IT, JUST MOVE THE
RIBON, THAT IS ALL YOU HAVE GOT TO DO.
IT IS JUST PEOPLE WITHOUT RUN MARATHONS AREN'T ANNOYING ENOUGH
ALREADY.
NOW THEY WILL BE LIKE I JUST RAN A MARATHON THIS WEEKEND,
ACTUALLY I RAN LONGER THAN A MARATHON.
AND THIS WAS AN ODD STORY.
POLICE IN BRITAIN ARE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THIEVES WHO BROKE
INTO A LOCKED TRAILER AND STOLE THIRTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS'
WORTH OF CHEWING GUM AND MOUTHWASH.
IMAGINE ASSEMBLING A CREW FOR THAT HEIST, OKAY, WHAT ARE WE
STEELING THIS TIME, ART, CARS, JEWELRY, NO LIST RECENT AND
JUICY FRUIT.
THEY STOLE THIRTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS OF MOUTHWASH AND CHEWING
GUM.
AND IF THEY CAN MANAGE TO SELL THE GOODS, THEY'LL MAKE A MINT.
AND FINALLY, WE HAD TO SHOW YOU THIS.
A DOLL MADE TO LOOK LIKE PRINCESS DIANA WAS ENTERED INTO
A SCARECROW FESTIVAL IN THE UNITED KINGDOM, BUT SOME PEOPLE
ARE HAVING A HARD TIME SEEING THE RESEMBLANCE.
AGAIN, IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE PRINCESS DIANA.
TAKE A LOOK, NEVER A GOOD SIGN WHEN YOU HAVE
TO PUT A PHOTO OF THE ACTUAL PERSON NEXT TO IT.
YOU THINK THAT IS BAD, THAT SCAR CROW ACTUALLY GOT BOOKED, HAS
THE LEAD IN THE NEXT SEASON OF THE CROWN.
AND THAT, THAT IS THE NEWS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW,"
EVERYBODY. HEY.