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as well as more new country supported this Middle Eastern guy has been waiting for months to have a
dishwasher installed by the company he purchased it from they kept cancelling his appointments
and the fact that he had to wash his dishes by hand when he paid hundreds of dollars to have it
installed drives him up the wall I call him up as Abdul the owner of the plumbing company to see if
we could finally schedule an appointment for the installation well yeah hello how are you doing my
brother yeah this is Abdul I'm cooling with genies plumbing oh yeah yeah so I wanted to see you know
when you might be available for like hey I have my notices you wanted to have this washer install
it correct yeah I've been waiting mine oh yeah I'm so sorry about this you know honestly if it
was me I would have just installed it myself you know why are you are you still waiting
so you've been watching all the dishes on the hand or what lately like yeah I mean my very difficult
but on the bright side you know at least you have a wife so hopefully she has been taken care
of what is the dishwashing for you yeah so what is what is a good time for your availability to
come make installation can I come late at night is it okay yours like what time for a night no I
was thinking like you know 11 or 12 midnight the reason as you know because of Ramadan Ramadan is
right now you know so like I'm not eating so I try to cook yeah yeah okay excellent so you
know how it is my brother you know it's like very good we could try to have like a little
dinner together for like a silver lining you know like we can I can bring like like some pita bread
and some cheese something will exists you know it can all sit down energized and then just install
it together you guys could do this no no but if he wants the hands are free you have to pay you know
ninety five more dollars for this no you guys said that you guys fully installed that was the one you
ordered it was like I was a assistant installation you know like so that we can watch over you I can
be like no no no no no no you guys told me that you guys saw it he's a guy who work who's with me
for the installation he you know he dropped the dishwasher on his foot and he's in the hospital
now so like I don't have his help okay we could catch the work for next weekend but he's gonna
be he's gonna have to be off his feet for two months can you wait two more months no I already
I've already waited like three or four month look brother you know if you your first thing don't say
these bad things come on man have some decency all right come on yeah it's Richard yeah no you
had something else before no I think I seduced or did I not say the short no you said what mud
no no my name is not Mohammed to make it easy for people I pick American name you know just to make
it easy so you can call me Richard okay can I pick somebody out feed yeah give me one second
I would I wouldn't place I would transfer you your call is now first it will be answered by the next
available representative yeah hello calling me with the job humming how you doing today sir
yeah yeah this is Buckelew I'm I'm with the junior plumbing how do you as a be okay and you are the
UK mcclure my partner he say you want to come by to install it soon he said that and they're
not here you have the assistant installation right all right no I paid for installation I
don't know if you tell you but I actually dropped the dishwasher on my foot I'm in the hospital I
lost I can pick up the dishwasher - how are you he transferred me he called me he said hey this
guy ever angry he want to talk to you you know your hands are getting pruney from washing all
the dishes right so just walk with us here we can help you install it then you don't have to
have the fully finger tinea longer than that but you tell me another $95 it's not fair it's not
right can't you just hire another Mexican interest okay my wife is a Mexican okay what do you mean
you hired a Mexican he just thinks I'm [ __ ] is wrong with you yeah okay okay if you want to wait
until I heal up and stuff look at that I can try to come with with with Mohammed I Richard to come
to fix it you know what we'll name our Monday because I don't know you know sometimes we like
to pick the whitest name possibly to to get the customer right so I tell him I tell him my name
they call me Johnny right I don't get why we do this how these foreign people they give him more
details okay but my mom my mom's wait yeah but see your name's not like you know Achmed or something
like that it's Nitin right tell me about that Mexican right you say all the Mexican people just
find whoo it's not true yeah that's true I agree with you my wife is very great I could I can try
to come to Installer till I have the cast on my foot but if I hurt myself do you think Kiki might
be okay or giving me like a cosmos or something very simple like that not that appropriate no
somebody else um do you have any massage my you know private or just my leg but yeah what one
second okay the estimated hold time is currently less than 96 minutes you are currently caller
number third you [ __ ] kidding me waiting to speak with a representative stupid [ __ ] chamber
yeah hello thank you for calling this is Rakesh the supervising supervisor how can
I help it my name is Nathan amid order come on faster have my assurance all right okay let me
look here I have I'm pulling up the system not right now about your account okay yeah
so yeah we see her in the north it says that do Claude come to your house mid 3/4 time try
to in the sole but you missed appointment right no you guys can't forget okay sorry telephone
you say that you missed it but okay so yeah we want to you guys have to correct your notes no
you guys called like four five times already canceled it well cook I know you're agitated
but can I maybe talk to your father to try to set up the install time no no I'm you're
speaking to me right now I want you yeah I know but I have to speak to an adult to
set up the installation right okay so you are your Litton right not not son of Natal no I'm
oh sorry you're sorry you sound like very nice sweetheart light light voice right I'm sorry
about that I don't write a bad review for you guys you guys keep on that something and making
bad comments to me this is not fair no no I am NOT trying I'm sorry honestly it's you your
voice sound very nice very light right like just like very very not Bulls drop okay let
me see what I can do I want to wave all the fees for you okay give me one second okay thank you
yeah hello Richard speaking yeah I can be easier tomorrow between between probably like 9 a.m.
and for any like more of an exact timing so I could be home because I plan on going out
tomorrow just tell me will you be around to like help ease me with the installations a little bit
my sis I'm gonna be fasting so it's gonna be hard you know like I'm gonna be so hungry okay get the
Indian guide to help you but he's actually he's in the coolest Centre in Bangalore itself isn't
keeping me listen listen you don't you don't talk about my cousin [ __ ] - you can suck
my this is are you kidding me look I wipe my ass with a hundred-dollar bill okay it not good thing
[ __ ] how about you stop being a lazy [ __ ] and install your dishwasher after waiting for three
months how about that okay no I'm sorry youyou we have to talk we're charging you $100 fee for being
a [ __ ] and unfortunately it's non-refundable no I want to reap and I will be writing a bad review
and maybe if you could convince Kiki to give us all nice massages maybe we will come do it for
her are you [ __ ] kidding me she got four to give out you come are illegals to come oh come on now
why you have to call me illegal I have another converse booth number one at Isis Busboys are
you stupid or you stupid I used to take my money and you don't know but I am sommore I took your
money and I got money for free without doing [ __ ] it's good business okay and you're a
dumbass no listen good get used to those fruity fingertips okay because you're gonna be washing
your dishes for a while no you will not be getting a jack [ __ ] again I sang kiss you for you know
your business and your crazy money okay [ __ ] you I'm not talking to you lick my ass to have
a nice day have you Ramadan everybody and don't worry sir Nathan got his dishwasher insuited and
is happy to be pranked by his friend - celebration I released a special new Ramadan break in our app
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