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handing me their mobile phone it's just
about the bravest thing a celebrity can
do so why not to play it with the
bravest celebrity of them all ladies and
gentlemen its global survival superstar
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with your lovely white Charolais
decision eliminates shower bears wine
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number Verity and Lily great friends
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we've just wrapped up a season of
running wild for National Geographic
with some great guests this season yeah
we've got Channing Tatum and agent Cara
Delevingne Captain Marvel brie Larson
soaked some fun people yeah and who was
the bravest Liz I think the girl the
girls are off to so inspirational and
brave although I think the President
Obama won he turned up with a biggest
show of force with his hundred ent
Secret Service for those who don't know
much about their I mean you live on an
island you have your own Islands which
is off the coast of Wales we did it's
much less grand than it sounds but it is
a lump of rock off a beautiful bit of
Welsh coastline and a great world
community there and our family have
grown up then and loved it and we'd
spend a good part of our year like you
work with the scouts and you all for
this because young people today they're
very much well I have two young people
they're called my children I mean my
youngest has actually been quite
inspired by you he runs around an island
trying to survive it's called fortnight
I said go off the game just I said pause
it is it but Campos I only know my child
now with this headset telecom Porter I'm
a bit of a goon I'm really important
game data comport it I was like you have
to pause it dinner's ready
I can't pause it I'll come he said I'll
have to kill myself I said darling it's
not that serious on the game not to kill
myself in the game so this is what
happened down my house every dinner time
I'd call up the stairs
ask her kill yourselves
this doesn't go on in your house burn no
computer games we're too busy setting
traps give an example of what you would
do with you kids are over this summer on
your Island
the older one would join me for a
workout maybe and the more we swim I
don't know we we mess around I think
kids have great imaginations and all
they want is for you to kind of go along
with staff and airplanes
well eldest wants now sixteen so we do
sky dive a little bit together but it's
a for me it is straight into dinner I
mean for me it's a father to be able to
teach your son and to be in free fall
together and to do all of that stuff
dream come true sure it may be a little
less so but an bet it's gonna happen now
you're gonna hand me your mobile phone
it sounds okay here we go okay the phone
is going in okay here we go
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ladies and gentlemen I am now in
possession of fast balls my balls
so I will plug this in here
ladies gentlemen it's Bear Grylls actual
mobile telephone and is that be will
Shire there on the on your Island okay
that that is yeah let's have a look at
your photos oh this looks very fun look
at you babe please explain yourself yeah
it's a home gym the home workouts yeah
so you work out using your children
that's a tricep dip you're not throwing
him into bed very good and this is a
beautiful view which is the well that's
the outside loo yes this is an island
yeah you're welcome to come and visit
anytime
Wow react we actually curious we have a
very very nice indoor loo nowadays that
was he that was the first one we had
yeah okay
so there's a good amount of privacy
there new role is that you just run it
off and then weapons yeah and then if
it's rain you have an umbrella stuck in
the gorse next to it and the prevailing
winds always from the southwest where
the sea is here quite well-protected and
I can hold it over so the winds coming
in at an angle and you'll be hovering
over with an umbrella sitting on the
lure in this bush mister okay so Oh
what's this bear that's Jesse and me and
very great buddy paragliding together
exactly as I'd expected and oh is this
is when the wing was in the wrong
direction
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oh dear darling I forgot my umbrella
it's a complete disaster
Michael it's always this is always he
goes off a lie about 15 minutes all
these sort of shows I love it it's very
good so then if you google be I am a
comedian
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listen Bert I really want you to enjoy
tonight don't worry about the text it's
super fun
I am worried the text I'm going to send
to all of bears contacts is and remember
don't feel sorry for bear he has
survived a hell of a lot worse than the
text is as follows hi it's bear I make
it you don't have to worry it's really
nice test by making a new show it's
exciting isn't it where I parachute into
a friend's garden and have to survive
for a week can I use yours
lovely pig does give your friends I'll
be naked
now that's much in keeping with the
extreme survival you must start bed with
nothing so please remove anything shop
open brackets rake swing all have you
got a hose or paddling pool to wash in
oh just a bird bath for my bit
I could add pits pits admits come on
you wouldn't say pits and bits would you
is it something you would say yeah
that's so good
yeah my pits and benefits to you I'll
eat all your weeds / slugs etc provide
free fertilizer
blue emoji do you have friends with big
gardens Josh read to Finn who this is
going to it's going to everyone but need
to know asap and how would you sign a
textbook with the bear emoji is that no
no a strong arm and a thumbs up oh do
you think brilliant
strong arm thumbs up okay shall I send
that to all of bear
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that text was said to do all phone there
and quite frankly everybody you know has
replied we'll start with Melanie right
who's that great friend from University
day Melanie says hi bear oh goody
the squirrels have been on the lookout
for some nuts you can oh this is
hilarious you can eat our neighbors
we've never liked them
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or dreamers orgy oh yeah another old
friend old friend brilliant please we on
the roses it keeps the deer from eating
them feel free to eat anything else
you'll find but don't eat next doors
pigs as they will never speak to me
again
not a problem being naked as miles and I
always do the garden being naked on
Sunday
someday take it rises off-mike town yeah
the guy who was one of my teachers when
I was at school he was a teacher yeah
well actually I keep in touch with me he
taught me and my great friends to climb
when we were young a great man lives in
the late district legend yeah your life
is just a storybook it's a high there
that's brilliant
it says yes please plenty of fruit
strawberries currants etc plus snails
and slugs two hose pipe on hand splendid
new gazebo please don't land on the new
ground mounted solar panels room on the
wrestling lon what's a wrestling lon
well he was also he taught us martial
arts as well through use do a lot of
wrestling wrestling
this is a fun one back cache these
former Wimbledon champion hi mate
problem my backyard is very small
probably not suitable and most of it is
cement so not sure if you could do much
there but the eel brook common is right
across the road if the council don't
mind the neighbors have a better place
but since we just moved in I don't know
them so far is believing this Oh
Harrison Oh who's Emma Harrison a great
friend is a teacher right yeah dear bear
you are more than welcome but only if
you bring a naked Michael McIntyre with
you Andy Andrea
mayor Andy boatman who actually is a
boatman which is the amazing thing he's
one of the lifeboat crew yeah what I've
called Mandy Baxter and
because he's a boat but please always
but I've written a check to miss your
sterling being adventurer yes
Willy's cash your checks so Andy who is
a boatman and may or may not be called
Andy person hi there my garden is a bit
small but my parents have a small
holding 10 acre with a stream and
woodland so you could hunt to view Nigel
and Jess
yeah what's nice a ha yes definitely
we've got a couple of goats in the
garden at the moment who particularly
like sausages so I'd sleep facedown just
to be safe
Sam Sykes who's that great buddy I've
grown up with since I was a tiny lots of
nice old friends he's just gone straight
in with you bet not seen you naked for
30 years not from that angle apart from
the naked handstands at my stag still
scarred the pond have a wash and then
fill your belly with the mushrooms and
moss on the lawn Oh gray ending sign the
visitors book when you leave
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you