There's a lot of questionable things going on in Swellview.
It's a town where the cops are scared of the bad guys.
Looks like you're going back to jail.
Oh man, it's Drex!
And prisons are overcrowded.
The women's prison is full.
So this cell is all we got.
But perhaps, nothing more mysterious than the laws of the land.
Why out of all the small towns in America,
does Swellview have the most absurd laws we've ever heard of?
It is illegal to take a photo of a rabbit without a permit.
How stupid is that?
Let's take a closer look and try to get some answers.
In the episode Spoiler Alert,
we meet the evil villain, The Spoiler.
Uh, excuse me!
And his malicious intent is revealed.
He finds out what's gonna happen in TV shows and movies.
And then he tells people the ending.
He ruins it for everyone.
Apparently in Swellview, spoiling movies and TV shows
is against the law.
Maybe that's one law that should be adopted everywhere else.
Well, you wanna hear some other stupid laws we have here in Swellview?
The rightful parents have 48 hours to claim the missing child.
But if no one does,
then the child belongs to whoever found him.
- Told you. - What?
That sounds a lot like kidnapping?
Let's check out the official Swellview book of laws and ordinances.
This surely will provide some clarity.
OK everyone, now read the laws I've highlighted in your books.
Uh...
Ice cream on a cone may only be licked.
It is illegal to bite ice cream on a cone.
Uh, Charlotte.
OK...
It is against the law to wear more than one hat
at the same time.
Piper.
Dads who play hand bells must be destroyed.
- It doesn't say that. - Well, it should.
- Agreed. - Yeah, it should.
So clearly, the legal division needs some help.
Let's move on to another law-making department,
the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Wow, I can drive!
Apparently there's no driving test anymore,
they just mail licenses out to anyone who asks for them,
- no matter how young they are. - Did this come from the DMV?
Yeah.
And the DMV is a government agency, right?
I guess.
And the government doesn't make mistakes, does it?
Well...
Slow down!
Yee-hoo!
And how about medical licenses?
Are they like driver's licenses? They just hand them out at random?
Gary is gonna fix my nose.
He's gonna try.
How is this legal?
- Hey Gary, that's it, stop. - I almost had it.
- But this isn't. - My name is Jasper Dunlop.
And I'm wearing two hats.
- You're under arrest. - What?
But I'm just a child!
Doesn't matter.
But I was only doing it to show you how wrong it was to arrest Captain Man.
Well, now you're going to be in jail with Captain Man.
But I didn't even-- With him?
Speaking of jail, despite Swellview having all these wacky laws,
They just can't seem to keep the bad guys behind bars.
How could you have accidentally released one of the FBI's
most dangerous criminals by mistake?
Yeah see, today is bring your daughter to work day,
and my daughter Molly was playing with my computer,
and somehow she released Drex from prison.
How does the push of a button have the ability to make all the guards
vanish into thin air?
And why did the prison guard allow his daughter near said button,
knowing what would happen if it were pushed?
Clearly, the Swellview police force
need to retake some lessons at the Police Academy.
Oh, man!
I think I left my gun at the bakery.
Oh, Jerry!
Ah Swellview, just another corrupt town
in need of some super humans to turn it around.
Uh-oh, what's the emergency?
[groaning]
Oh, my pants are wet! A dog vomited on my shoe!
This seems like a job above Captain Man and Kid Danger's pay grade.
What did you just say?
Aren't there any other super heroes in Swellview that can help?
I mean, he's not wrong.
What happened to the other people Captain Man's dad experimented on?
- What's making that noise? - Watch.
[moaning]
Ah, jeeze!
Who were the other side kicks before Kid Danger?
I just can't believe I'm not your first side kick.
Hey, you're my first side kick that I really care about.
Oh sure, did you tell Drex that too?
No!
Well, maybe.
Maybe they formed a secret team led by Gooba Gooch.
Hey, I have to go take my nephew to a Halloween party.
Later.
Did he ever return from that Halloween party?
Shouldn't people be more worried that Gooch just disappeared?
Why is nobody else freaking out?
Relax. There's no reason to worry.
OK anyways, Swellview still holds a world of mysteries,
like where did these random catchphrases come from?
- Up top. - Like a mop!
Jeeze man, why you always gotta pee in my skeezits?
And why is Schwoz's sister a horse?
There's some sugar cubes in that bag there.
Uh, OK.
Here you go.
[moaning]
Ew, he tongue feels weird on my hand.
How many questions will it take to get to the center of these secrets?
The world may never know.
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