Hey guys, how are you, great, that's
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oh my god
Mac!
So about a week ago I did my first ever Facebook Live.
It was cool, or shall I say it was LIT--
oh my god, wait no woah
Let's edit the last one out, Mac
And on the broadcast, someone, very aggressively actually,
Asked me to make a video reacting to anti-gay commercials
I guess those exist for some reason
And then I found out that Trevor Moran did it
And I guess people want me to do it too
Because they want to know what do the other gays think
I am so glad that people don't think we have the same minds anymore.
Like, it's great to know we moved past 2003.
But yeah, let's do this thing!
I have my tea, and I'm not going to spill any, thank you very much.
We don't spill tea when it comes to intolerance, honey.
We throw the god damn cup.
I got a big cup cause it makes me look smaller.
hahaha
I have body issues
I'm sitting on my coffee table, by the way.
And I have a blanket on, cause it's cold
It just randomly started raining this morning
I was gonna go on a run an everything, I was gonna try to be fit
And then God was like, no, you better sit your gay ass down and make a video
And, here we are
haha
Did I tell you I have body issues?
First video
One, two, three...
Mess.
One man, one women, Matthew... N- whatever the fuck
Okay wait- first of all
This animation though... who?
"Look mom! I drew a family at school today
I didn't have time to finish Caleb's face..."
haha
She "didn't have time" to finish her brother's face
Me
Too
Bitch
I'm petty like that as well
Don't worry, you don't have to explain yourself
"Carrie drew two mommies
My teacher says that
all that matters is that people love each other and that they're happy"
True.
"People have their own ideas about what is right and wrong.
But what matters is how Jehovah feels.
He wants us to be happy,
And he knows how we can be happiest.
That's why he invented marriage the way he did."
woo
We're not even a minute into this video
and we're already deep-ass into some religious shit
I am pressed
Jehovah
Apparently he invented marriage.
So let's we what hell happened.
"Jehovah created Adam and Eve,
male and female.
Later, Jesus said the same thing!"
How is she making this so exciting
Like, "intolerance is so great for you
and Jesus said the same thing"!
God said to "burn all the gays," and then Jesus repeated him!
Whip your slaves kids
"It's kind of like going on an airplane.
What would happen if someone wanted to bring something on the plane that
wasn't allowed?"
"He couldn't go on the trip!"
"Right. It's the same with Jehovah."
Wait a minute
What
What kinda similes
So wait
Okay
Hold up
So...
Were the gays the bag
"And live in paradise forever!
To get there,
Jehovah says we have to leave some things behind."
Yep
"That means anything Jehovah doesn't approve of."
True
Moral of the story
If you gay
leave it behind
That's literally what this video was saying
I swear to god, I swear to god, I swear to god
If you wanna go down the road of paradise,
Just drop your gay
Right before the metal detectors
Just put it all in the bag
And then just drop it
Problem solved
Gay free
Can I do the same with my blackness
Just like put it in a bag
Drop it off
Give me privilege.
"What can you say to Carrie?"
"I can tell her about the paradise,
the animals, and the resurrection!"
"Let's practice."
practice what
Telling the girl that her two mommies need to stop being gay to get to paradise
Oh, I'll wish you the best of luck with that, honey
I am mad
Who in their god damn mind
Decided to make this video so well animated
You know, just change it, you know
Just drop the bag
Quick Fact
You know that Jehovah's witness are the same people that come to your door
and like ask you if you wanna learn about
the word of jesus christ and all that stuff
I actually had a full out whole two hour conversation with two Jehovah's witnesses
That came to my door
twice
They came back the next day, bitch
They gave me a book
wheres the book
Then they left me alone after the third visit
Probably cause they found out I couldn't fit all my mess into a bag
and just drop it before the metal detector
This is
delicious
Let's continue
"Hey honey, what's going on?"
"Obama is trying to force gay marriage on this country
That's not the change I voted for.
Marriage is between a man and a woman."
Mmm I am so sorry for your struggles
"That's not the change I voted for.
What can we do?
We can vote for someone with values."
Ha ha ha
Let's just talk about this real quick
This woman is so stressed out
by the gays
they gon' get her
they gon' take her marriage away
she scared
Oh my god
Let's vote for someone who has
values
I have nothing else to say except
that woman needs to change her decisions
on how to pick a blouse
Is that trying to be flowers
I'm done with this
Rethinking the day of silence
what
"The spring wind carries with it the rumble of the school bus and the chatter of small voices--"
I'm sorry
I did not know I was watching a remake
of "Tale of Two Cities"
Can we not do this description
Just go straight to the intolerance please
this video is six minutes long
Who got time
Who got time for homophobia like this
"Right now, all over the world
people of faith are being told
to sit in the back of the bus."
*inhale*
bitch -
*distant* oh no they did n-
no ha ha ha
ah ha ha
ah ha ha haaa
whoaaaaaa
We're gonna take a second
You're gonna give me a second
okay
Right now
People of faith are being told
to sit in the back of the
bus
honey
they really just pulled out these Jim Crow laws
and flipped it onto people with religion
I am the wrong person
I am the wrong person, okay
I can't even
I can't even right now
Oh no
oh you got me
ooh yeah you got me right there
oh oh my god
back of the bus what
why
oooh my god
"the homosexual agenda
has been carefully crafted
and packaged to change the way
Americans think about homosexuality.
Claim to be a victim
Then cry for tolerance
When actually the goal is acceptance
legitimacy
and the stifling of dissent"
He got us
He knows the homosexual agenda, guys
We gotta kill him
That's the only way
"Every time a gay character is portrayed on film
or television, he or she must be altogether
the best dresser,
the person who offers the best advice
never the drunk, or the scoundrel,
but ultimately the one who delivers the punchline."
I mean, where's the lie tho?
*laughter*
he got us again guys
Ooh he knows the homosexual agenda
we gotta run
we gotta run, we gotta leave
we gotta escape
This woman must've watched too much Glee
This little boy just pulled out an entire Bible out of his backpack
cause that's what little boys carry to school nowadays
What he's trying to say in this video
is the fact that the gays are now being proud of who they are
is forcing people who don't like gays
to now hide the fact they don't like gays
and that's a problem
That's so hard for them.
It's so hard because they are so intolerant to the fact
that people think differently and do different things
all of the sudden
Now we need to give them sympathy,
cause gays now can marry each other and now they're like
"Oh no! I have to sit here and watch that?"
It's gonna happen bitch
They're really trying to sit here and say that religious people are repressed because gay people exist
This is you jumping a lot of conclusions
People out there really think that
people out there really have that mind set
Oh my god they got counseling too
honey
They say we play the victim
I don't even know if I can continue after that messiness.
Those Jim Crow laws agains religion are just the worst
"God made Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Lance Bass!"
"There's a storm gathering,"
Is the storm homosexuality
"My freedom will be taken away.
But some who advocate for same-sex marriage
have not been content with same sex couples living as they wish."
So people who want same-sex marriage, some of them are not comfortable
with the fact that gays are actually getting married
when they say they wanted it
Some people who wanted same-sex marriage
don't like the fact that gay people are living like human beings
Oh these struggles
I'm so sorry for my existence
you know what, I'm just gonna but it all in a bag
and drop it before the metal detector
Its good you know, don't worry about it
No, that's all we're here for we're just here to make you mad a little bit
and then we're just gonna put it all in a bag.
I don't need to be gay in paradise
"The storm. Is. Coming."
Because gay people are getting married, some people just lose their freedom to be intolerant.
America
I can't do this anymore. I think I'm running dry. My battery is running low
And so is my patience
moral of the story
Gay people are a storm
and you know a way to solve that problem is to just
put it in a bag and drop it before the metal detector
Biggest lesson out of this video.
If people don't accept you for the way you are
just put it in a bag and drop it
Oh my god
real moral of the story is that
there are going to be people that are not going to accept
the way you are no matter what you are
even if you're just left handed, bitch, there are going to be people that are not going to like that
At the end of the day just live your life, be yourself,
do you, and let the haters be pressed
And if people are hating you for being who you are,
make them even more pressed by being happy in who you are
And you know, right before you die,
just put it in a bag and drop it before the metal detector
And you're good
heaven here you come
Love yourself, love who you are
and don't let anyone even try to take that away from you
So if you excuse me, I'm gonna go start the next
hurricane Katrina with my gayness
and go shop for some pretty looking bags for Other Reasons
What kinda bag are you gonna put your stuff into?
Anyways, I am mad.
Gay as hell.
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