An anime to watch?
My favorite anime is Akira
I've liked a few others as well
What is a weeb?
KrippMicSound
Urban Dictionary
A one-syllable contraction of "weeaboo"
Which is the Internet for "wapanese"
No, I don't collect animu figurines!
What kind of weeb do you think I am?
What the fuck is Wapanese?
Wapanese. Oh, Urban Dictionary Wapanese!
Wapanese are...
“Wapanese” are decidedly caucasian individuals who, by means of thoroughly warped postmodern acculturation processes
Have come to the decision that it is in their best interest to act as if they were denizens of the nation of Japan
The term “wapanese” can be an analog
To "Wigger"
A whitey can be classified as a “Wapanese”
If they are in possession of two or more
Of the following traits
Okay here we go
Has an unhealthy obsession with shallow, saccharine and intellectually insulting animation shows
Akira is not intelectually insulting
Operates under the erroneous belief
That every aspect of American culture is vastly inferior to that of Japan’s
Even though 99.9% have never had first hand experience
Of any sort with their preferred culture
In other words, they’ve never set so much as one foot upon the islands of Japan
While I don't think particularly highly of us Americans
I don't...
I don't believe that to be...
Explicitly true
So okay, I failed two
Halfheartedly studies Japanese language and/or is...
A part-time practitioner of martial arts
Well I did martial arts for most of my adolescence
But I don't think that counts for anything
Weeb (puke) 4Head
I don't think I qualify for that
Has a sword (samurai swords only, of course) collection
Nope
Is a virgin, wow.
I'm clear of most of these
May be affi...
Afflicted with a terminal case of Yellow Fever
However, they constantly fail in their quest for Japanese pootytang
4Head
Ooohh
These dudes...
Extreme cases may traipse around whilst wearing a “costume”
That makes them resemble their favorite anime characters
This practice is referred to as cosplay
Cross-dressing and raging homosexuality is not an uncommon component of cosplay
Oh! KappaPride
Look at that, you learn new things every day
Urban Dictionary is sooo useful
I have to say...
Since I have to qualify for two of these...
I only qualify for like 1/3
Like I did martial arts and stuff when I was a kid
Oh there is a little bit more!
Interestingly...
Interestingly, Wapanese are generally though of as failures and rejects
Within their own culture
Social scientists such as myself speculate that it is...
That it was their failure
To gain acceptance
That has lead many a white geek to seek out Japan’s culture as a surrogate
However...
They’d be shattered to know
That the insular and somewhat racist Japanese society
Would be even less accepting of them than the people of their true and native culture
Hmmm FeelsBadMan
Hmmm
I do declare...
Tudud... Uuhm I mean YUKI YUKI YUKI
#FreeWizardPoker
You worked hard on that cosplay?
Well...
Try to keep your raging homosexuality to yourself, please
I now know what making cosplay means...