- Today we go all go-go gadget.
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat music)
Good Mythical Morning.
- I love a well-stocked Brookstone
and browsing skymall.com in all of my spare times.
- Mm-hmm. - I love any store, in fact,
where I can get both a drone
and a weighted blanket at the same time.
- Well, please let me direct your attention
to these incredibly niche SkyMall finds.
Microwave bowl huggers to put around your soup bowl
so you don't burn your hands.
- So a rag.
- Oh...
Ah, don't sell it short.
The Bigfoot Garden Yeti,
a towering life-sized yeti for your yard.
- [Link] That's useful.
- And tummy liners, sweat-absorbing cotton strips
that you shove under your belly folds.
Yes, that is a real...
Thing. - Here's the thing though-
- I just use toilet paper.
- These products... (laughs)
These products sounds ridiculous,
but they solve real-world problems.
- Yeah they do! - Even the yeti, I think.
- Right. Crows.
- And we want to get in on the action,
so today we're unveiling
some possibly game-changing products of our own
and we're gonna debate if they actually
belong on the market.
It's time for:
Brand-New Inventions You Never Thought You'd Need,
We're Still Working On the Jet Ski
That Only Blasts Music by Creed.
- Yo, I'd ride on that.
Maybe I'd outrun the sound.
- Yeah, that's the motivation.
- Go faster than Creed.
Over on our Twitter and Instagram Stories,
the Mythical Crew posted a series of matchups
of two completely original products
designed to solve a certain specific problem
that does not yet have a sufficient solution.
And 7,268 of you exactly voted-
- Thank you. - Yes,
on which products you would rather see brought to life.
And our job is to guess which one you voted for.
- All right, after we make our guess,
the actual product that the majority of you voted on
will be revealed as designed and constructed
by our brilliant team of Mythical Inventioneers.
And then we're gonna get to try the prototype
and see if we like it. - Mm-hmm.
- If we get two rounds correct,
we're also gonna be named Patent Daddies.
- Aw, I've always wanted to be a Patent Daddy.
(lively music)
- [Stevie] Okay, guys, between these two things,
which did the Mythical Beasts decide
should actually be brought to life?
Did they choose A,
the Swiss Army Brush, a one-stop toiletry device
with a blow dryer, comb, toothbrush,
trimmer, tweezers, shampoo, and conditioner
all tucked into one handy vessel?
- Wow. - Okay.
- [Stevie] Or- - I'm liking that.
- [Stevie] B, the Gravity Spoon, a spoon-bowl hybrid
that keeps your milk and cereal in separate chambers
until you press a button controlling the amount of each
that gets fed into your spoon?
- Ooh! So I can wait to combine it-
- Right before it goes in your mouth.
- Or my trip from the kitchen
all the way into the TV room where I'm digging my cereal.
- I think that's it. - I hope that's it.
- I think that the internet is obsessed with food items
and so I think the gravity spoon is the one.
- [Stevie] All right, let's take a look
at what 61.8% of the Mythical Beasts
believe should be an actual product.
- [Announcer] Everyone loves cereal,
but eating it out of a bowl can be so complicated.
Cereal is great at the kitchen table,
but it's impossible to eat at work.
(sad trombone honks)
Introducing Gravity Spoon.
Simply fill one chamber with your favorite cereal
and the other chamber with milk,
and you're ready for breakfast on the go.
The secret ingredient is:
gravity!
The Gravity Spoon fits in most hands,
right or left.
Amazing.
It's compatible with whole milk, skim milk, 2%, 1%,
soy milk, almond milk, oat milk, cashew milk, coco...
So if your cereal bowl is in need of an upgrade,
you can count on Gravity Spoon.
- Thanks, Gravity Spoon.
(Rhett laughs)
- Mikayla got a starring role.
I didn't know that you were also a masseuse.
But I could tell by your technique-
- Yeah, the technique. - She's got some knowledge.
We have the Gravity Spoon here.
Pasley, please chime in
whenever we do something stupid with your prototype.
I mean, it...
- It's inconspicuous. - It's intriguing.
- You know what? It's just like-
- Like a nuclear containment capsule.
- Yeah, you wouldn't think you'd have
some sort of biomaterial in there or something,
like I'm carrying a spleen to the doctor.
- All right, so I like how you can see the milk
and you don't see any cereal.
- You don't want people to judge
what kind of cereal you're eating.
- [Link] Yep, that's another thing.
- You got some Froot Loops in there
and you're a 50-year-old person?
- So if I leave the hatch closed, it's only gonna be milk.
- I'll help by holding the end.
Yes, that was just milk, and quite a bit.
Yeah, quite a bit. You know what?
You're a first-timer. - Oh my god.
The milk is freakin'...
The milk is bad!
What? Oh my god.
- Okay, well, you keep demonstrating.
- What?
- [Stevie] Like, you mean spoiled, or like-
- Spoiled!
- [Stevie] No! - There's freakin' spoiled-
- It's not spoiled. It's probably just got...
No, no. - Listen.
- No, you've already- - Taste the milk.
- No. No, you've already-
- I don't know if there's glue mixed in-
- Yeah, I think it's just got some plastic or something.
It's got some parts in there. - I want you to taste it.
- No, I'll trust you, man.
- All right, maybe it'll taste better when we put some-
- So now you turn this thing and get the cereal mixer going.
- I've opened the hatch so that it'll dump some cereal down.
Oh yeah, I see that there's cereal.
Come on, can you see that? Here we go.
- Again, I'll take your word for it.
- And then if I close the hatch now-
- Then you close it back up.
Now you should get cereal and milk on that spoon.
Cereal and spoiled milk on that spoon.
I don't think it's spoiled. I think it's just-
- [Link] Here comes the, oh! There it is!
- This is just a new Gravity Spoon.
No one...
(crew laughs)
(Link retches)
Oh, gosh!
No one in the video was having this much trouble. Um...
- Well, I mean, you coulda put good milk in here!
- No, you know what I think?
- The invention's great. The milk is bad!
- [Rhett] Are you about to cry? (laughs)
- Yeah! You taste it!
- You made him cry!
I think what happened was- - Is it radioactive?
- I think what happened is it's new milk,
but I think there's still old milk
from when they made the infomercial.
'Cause I'm assuming we only made one of these,
so everyone was using the same one.
- [Stevie] Well, Chase's VO was going through the milk types
and it got cut off 'cause the next one was spoiled milk.
- Ah! Yes, that's what it is.
This is the spoiled milk prototype.
- So I got some- - I'm pretty excited about it.
I'm glad my friend has one. - Some berries down in there.
- Yeah, this is, uh...
This is a bit intimidating.
It's impressive that you made this, Pasley and team, but...
- Hey, it'll fit in a pocket.
- Uh, yeah. I just-
- It'll fit in a really big pocket.
- It's hard to see a future with this puppy.
(lively music)
- [Stevie] You chose correctly before,
but will you do it again? - Yes.
- [Stevie] Which of these next two products
did the Mythical Beasts vote into existence?
Was it A, the Inflate-Mate,
an inflating bathing suit
designed to keep adults afloat while swimming
so you can imbibe or just vibe on those hot summer days?
- [Link] All right. - [Rhett] Okay.
- I like that because you've got fashion,
and the wing thingies are little-kidsie.
- And I like where the man's
little inflation tube is on his thing.
- [Link] Yeah. Is his left hand bleeding?
- [Stevie] Or is it B, the Hidey Heel,
hiking shoes with a slide-out compartment in the heel
designed to let you squat, do your business,
close the compartment, and get back to your hike
without leaving any mess behind?
- So you crap in your own shoe?
- [Stevie] Yes. - This is a horrible idea,
but I know it's what you all chose. (laughs)
- "Just open, squat, wipe, and walk."
So we think the Mythical Beasts are voting
not on what they think is better,
but which one they wanna see in this instance.
- Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- The Hidey Heel. - Hidey Heel.
- [Stevie] My favorite part of the Hidey Heel
is that it says "Hidey Heel" on the heel,
so the part of it hiding isn't actually applicable.
- Not doing a great job. - [Stevie] Yeah.
- "There's poop in here."
- [Stevie] Okay, to see what 72.4%
of the Mythical Beasts voted for,
please direct your attention to the Mythical Catwalk,
where our models are sporting the winning invention.
- [Link] Okay! You did have some taste.
- [Rhett] Wow, they did it!
- [Link] It's floatable Chase and David. Hey, guys.
I gotta say I'm a little disappointed.
I wanted to see you guys crap in shoes.
- [Stevie] We have photos of this product in action,
if you'll direct your attention.
- [Link] So it actually works. - [Rhett] Oh, wow! You guys-
- [Link] Got in our pool.
- Oh, that's the Creative House. (laughs)
I'd recognize that tile pattern anywhere.
- So these are not nipples, these are inflation-
- [Chase] Yeah, these are inflation points.
- [Link] Points?
- Why is David so much more inflated than you?
- It's freshly inflated by Mike Pasley.
- Yeah, to kinda show you you can use 'em in either...
You know, you don't have to have 'em inflated.
- Did you have 'em on when he was inflating 'em?
- Yes.
(crew laughs)
- I mean, I think this needs to be inflated.
Rhett, you can take that one.
David, and you can probably take that one.
- Why don't you volunteer? - You should do the other one.
- Come on.
- Is this what you were hoping for?
- Do I have to bite?
- Do you want us to bite?
- I don't want you to bite. I have very sensitive-
- [Stevie] It feels like I should step in here, but...
(all laughing)
- Whoops! Just like the apple, cracked open.
- Man, look! I filled it up in one breath!
- What is that? This has gotta...
Oh, gosh.
- [Rhett] You gotta snap that?
- Yeah, if you...
It's kinda one-size-fits-all,
just depending on how much you inflate it I guess.
At this point, at this inflation size it's not.
- [Rhett] Yeah, you know what? You gotta...
Okay. - Pow!
- I think you just popped a hole in the back.
- [Rhett] Yep, it's definitely deflating. But you know what?
- This one? No thank you.
- Chase, actually, you do that one yourself,
and if you can I'm gonna be impressed.
- Yeah, off camera.
Go over there and see if you can inflate your...
- I'll be very envious.
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to check out our series over on the Mythical Society,
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- Okay, so I know that my son Shepherd
is involved in this round, but I have no idea why.
- I saw him earlier when you drove up and I'm like,
"Crap, is he here to kick me in the balls again?"
- Well, hopefully. Hopefully that's part of it.
- Hopefully not. - Stevie, enlighten us.
- [Stevie] Shep is going to be modeling
the winning product from this round
and luckily there are no inflatable nipples involved.
- Great.
- [Stevie] Which product did the Mythical Beasts choose?
Was it A, the Kiddie Cleaner,
a mini electric-powered vehicle
built to pick up trash, loose toys,
and anything else lying around?
The Kiddie Cleaner is a fun way
for kids to help clean up the yard
or pick up after their own birthday parties.
- Or like a tornado, it looks like.
- Shep is on Barbara poop duty-
- Oh, yeah!
- [Rhett] And he's not always on top of it.
- He would be right on top of it with this thing.
- Right. So maybe that could work.
- Look at that twisted kid
driving that thing in the rendering.
- [Rhett] Yeah, driving it, having a good time.
- What's our other option?
- [Stevie] Or did they choose the You Grew! Shoe,
lever-activated shoes for kids that boost you up
when you need to grab something you can't reach on your own?
With each kick of the foot
the lever kicks you one step higher.
- [Link] What? Oh, so a...
- That would be very, very cool.
- Stilt feet. Can you crap into these?
- Yeah.
Well, you can crap while you're in them.
And there's just even more splatter,
just because there's more gravity.
- [Stevie] Even more? - Kick-activated.
- [Stevie] What?
- You know, 'cause you're higher.
- [Stevie] I get...
But there's splatter...
It's fine. Okay.
- Oh, you're saying if there's splatter already.
- Let's talk about something else.
- It depends on what you've eaten.
- Here's something else to talk about.
The kid is having to reach for stacks of money.
- [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Link] All right, I'm gonna vote for this.
- That's what I get Shepherd to do at my house.
"Go get me some money, Shepherd."
- Some fat stacks.
I'm voting for the You Grew! Shoe.
- I hope that it's the You Grew! Shoe.
We gotta be right about this though.
We can't be Patent Daddies if we're not right.
- That's our answer.
- [Stevie] Okay, with 57.1% of the votes,
our winning product is...
(dramatic fanfare) The Kiddie Cleaner.
- [Rhett] Aw, dang! - [Link] Oh!
That's still cool though.
- They totally got us 'cause he was standing up there.
- All right, we gotta go over there and see this thing.
- Got some after-party trash and toys.
- Whoa!
Shep, how you doing, man?
That good, huh? (Rhett laughs)
- Yeah, you know what?
We've talked about how he's not allowed
to talk to you anymore.
- Well, you might want to watch out.
- Oh, have you tried this thing or is this your first?
- I tried it a little bit.
- Okay. All right.
We'll move if we got to.
- [Rhett] Show me what you got, Shep.
Besides a lotta hair.
- Whoa!
There it is.
Nothing!
(contraption whirs)
It's working!
Go into reverse here.
- Can you look as maniacal as the child in the diagram?
(Rhett laughs)
- All right, yeah, you gotta get this other...
Oh yeah, there we go.
- Well, he's picking up a lotta stuff,
I gotta give him that.
And also, it's camouflaged,
so he could do it without anybody noticing.
(contraption whirs)
Could just be out there in the yard and you'd be like,
"What's happening?
Why are all the Legos that we left in the front yard
just being eaten up into that little bag?"
- [Link] You think I can ride on it?
- [Shepherd] Heck no. - [Link] No?
- We just received an emphatic no.
- I mean, not even right here?
- Yeah.
Go for it.
- Yeah, Shep!
Go! Go!
Go! This is a two-man job!
- [Rhett] Whoa, look at that. - [Link] Whoo!
- Okay. Well.
So do we get to take this home?
This is the McLaughlins' now?
- [Stevie] I mean, you lost the game,
but we can talk about it.
- Okay. All right.
- So we're not Patent Daddies.
And you're not gonna kick me in the balls.
That's why I'm sitting like this.
- I mean, maybe.
- Later?
- Yeah, it Good Mythical More, Shepherd kicks...
Hey, hey, bro!
- All right, we're not the Patent Daddies,
but this is absolutely amazing.
Good job, Mythical Inventioneers.
Pasley, that was awesome, man. - Yes.
- Thanks, guys. And thank you, Shepherd.
And thank you for subscribing and clicking that bell.
- Now you say, "You know what time it is."
- You know what time it is.
- Hey, guys, I'm Ronin, I live in Chicago,
and I'm about to cut my hair
using these scissors and this Mythical Comb.
And now...
It's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
- I think there was an edit in there.
- Nice comb though.
- Yeah, that comb works great on some fresh hair!
Click the top link to watch us discover
crazy products that were actually patented
in Good Mythical More.
- And to find out where
the Wheel of Mythicality's gonna land.
- [Rhett] Begin by lying down
in a comfortable position of slumber.
Close your eyes and take three deep breaths.