This smells incredible.
I don’t trust anyone who says, “smell my hand.”
It smells amazing.
Anyeoung, and welcome back to beauty month here at the Try Guys!
Today, we’re getting Korean.
- Mmm…take it back. Try it again.
Today, we’re gonna be beautiful like Koreans!
- There we go.
Thanksgiving is tomorrow, which means Black Friday’s around the corner,
which means that the holiday season is upon us.
- Ugh, boo.
And now you can start listening to holiday songs.
If you did it before today, you’re a monster.
- Bad human being.
But for now, we’re oh so close.
Stop, Zach!
[Eugene] You’re like a sexy grandma baby!
That’s what you look like!
I will find it…
…and I will follow it to tr-
- You almost have it. He almost has it.
And I will follow it to victory!
We’re team…
- We didn’t talk about a name. I didn’t know we were supposed to have a name.
Team Ramrod?
- Not married
That’s not a good name.
- Not married yet?
Team Cute Boys! That’s what we have in common.
We’re both cute! - We’re not married yet!
Team Best Friends!
Why did I get with Zach, guys?
- Team Best Friends!
People assume that Eugene’s the best at this,
and they assume rightfully so that I am the worst at this.
So we’ve been paired.
Team Not Married Yet.
- Best Friends.
[Ned] What’s the rules, Eugene?
Hit me with the rules, best friend!
So the rules…
There’s no Hanukkah fairy!
He goes under your pillow and spins a dreidel.
And then he goes, “Hey Zach.”
Yes, Hanukkah fairy?
What do you feel bad about this year?
Oh, a lot of stuff.
You should feel really bad.
But don’t worry about it. Things only get marginally worse.
Keep your balls away from my face!
Keep those nuts…
…away from my face!
Goddamnit!
Look, we’re being ourselves, but we’re learning through it. Okay?
We were like babies and now we’re toddlers.
Dope toddlers.
Still tripping around, still falling on their faces, but
now we have neck bones!
(in unison) Now, we have neck bones.
How’s the cooking coming?
- Good.
It looks really good.
(Zach giggling)
We’re handcuffed! We’re handcuffed!
I’ll snap your wrist in half.
What do you wanna watch?
Don’t sit so close to me!
Well I have to!
Go sit over there!
Don’t- don’t throw it up! Here.
Back, back, back.
This is the worst blow job I’ve ever gotten.
I don’t have a name for my penis.
I’ll name yours and you name mine.
Oh, wow. Oh, that’s so much pressure.
Morpheus.
I was gonna say. Yours is Myrtle!
Woo! Woah!
- Woo!
That was everything but the kitchen sink.
- Wow. Oh my god! We forgot
(in unison) The kitchen sink!
(laughing)
This looks exactly like you, Zach!
What are you talking about? Are you Molly?
I mean, I’m just gonna say it.
This has the consistency of a watery lube.
You don’t want that inside you.
- No.
Invest in good lube.
- Or, coconut oil.
Coconut oil! Good for cooking, good for f*cking!
(imitating Julia Child) This has been Julia and Jaques Pepin.
Please come next time when we will prepare another nice side of cucumber lettuce
and f**king!
No, on top of your head! Not your butt!
I should probably…
get on top of Eugene.
- No!
and…
- No, there’s no room here!
and then I’m protecting him, and he’s protecting me.
Japanese peanuts with chili!
That could be fun.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Zach?
Control.
- I wanna try it.
Control. No, no, no, no, no.
- But let me just try the snack.
Oh, it’s so spicy!
Don’t- you’re not putting that in your dumplings, right?
- I’m gonna try.
Woo!
You’re gonna try to put it in?
- Yeah! Because I want a spice of sorts.
Why don’t you just use one of the spices?
Yeah, that’s a good idea.
Because this is already spiced.
Yeah, but then you’re also putting nuts in your dumplings.
I already have! I have walnuts in my dumplings!
Yeah, you don’t need more nuts in it!
She’s not in World War II anymore?
No, she’s from the future.
She’s actually a time traveler
who’s travelled back in time
to kill Hitler.
Confusing.
- Like good confusing?
Yeah.
Is it making you…
horny?
It doesn’t look like you’re rolling your leg, Zach.
It feels really nice.
It looks very suspicious, Zach.
Do you wanna give it a go?
- No.
I don’t think you realize, Zach, how
Zach, how does it feel?
- Do you want me to do it to you?
No, I don’t need it. I don’t need it.
- Try it.
Oh, that’s nice.
- It’s really nice, right?
That is quite nice.
- It’s really nice.
It’s almost like a mouth.
You do me and I do you.
- It’s easier to do it to yourself, though, because I know what I like.
- Oh, you’re good at it.
Yeah, that’s cause I’m going faster.
Just eye f**king every camera.
- I wanna eye f**k cameras with you. Do you wanna do it together?
Okay, and
A cam.
And my cam.
And your cam.
And this close up one.
- You’re doing a lot less, and it’s working a lot more.
The winner of Without a Recipe: Waffle Cones is…
Zach.
Huh?
Wha?
Really? I won? I’m number one?
[Eugene] You won, Zach!
Why do you think he won in the end?
I’M THE BEST!
I think Zach won…
OH MY GOD!
Well, I’m not sure if he really did win…
AAAAAAHH!
The flavor was good, the texture was good, uh
I’m kind of regretting this choice.
Well, this has been a bonus episode of Without a Recipe that doesn’t actually count.
Jamie, thank you so much for coming back to judge with us.
This counts. This is official.
This is a Wednesday and/or Saturday release.
This is a real video.
You have the power to make this official, Jamie. It’s in your hands!
You can make it official! You decide!
No, no, no, no.
You’re coming with us.
You’re coming!
[Zach] JOJO SIWA!
Hair…do-rabbles?
- Hair dorables!
♫ Just spray-tanning my best bud Eugene ♫
♫ Gonna make him look super hot for Palm Springs ♫
Are you spraying around my balls?
No, Zach!
Bee venom, what do you wanna do today?
- Today I wanna go rule the garden. How ‘bout you, snail?
I’m on my way!
My very best friend,
the number one Kornbuddy of them all,
- Oh, I don’t wanna be it.
the top Kornflower,
- I don’t wanna be a Kornbuddy. I don’t wanna be that.
the Kernel of my life,
- I rescind my…I don’t wanna be a contestant.
Eugene Lee Yang, my best friend!
Congratulations!
Why did you phrase it that way?
Alexa, turn off all the lights.
Alexa, play hard metal music.
(Zach laughing)
Couple ole’ neck-boners here.
(both laughing)
Why am I getting all the nasty ones?
What have you done?
What have you done to my best friend?!