- What about that time you did it?
- (laughs) Then I'm not telling?
- See? (laughs)
- I'll tell about this one.
(upbeat rock music)
- Hi, I'm Marilyn.
I'm the grandmother of two grand boys.
I call them my grand prince.
- Hi, I'm Big Lou.
And I'm the grandparent of two big ole boys.
- And we're going to be playing
- [Both] Never have I ever.
- Never have I ever gotten arrested.
(upbeat funk music)
- I don't know if I want that out there like that.
- (laughs) - Wait a minute.
I can safely say I have not.
Never have I ever...
snuck out.
Oh, heck yeah.
- (laughs)
- I know you were young once.
- Exactly. - (laughs)
- Go see my boyfriend when I was in high school.
- All kinda-- That's what all girls do,
don't they? - Yeah.
- It was just innocent stuff. - [Big Lou] Right.
- [Producer] (laughs)
- Never have I ever done disco dancing
or gone to a disco?
- Oh, baby.
- Yeah.
- Of course I have, yeah.
- Yes, absolutely. - Big time.
In Chicago, yeah.
And New York. - And LA.
Oh!
- (laughs)
- That's it! - Exactly (laughs)
- Here you go.
- Marched, participated in a protest.
(groans)
- We're kids of the 60's. - Yeah.
- When I was at UC Santa Barbara,
all of the kids went down,
the bank was being burned,
and I got tear gassed.
You know we were like 18, 19.
Basically just protesting against the establishment
and the Vietnam War.
- Well my first protest was in high school,
and we walked out,
because our high school did not have
a proper gym or pool or--
- Oh? - Yeah.
And because our school was actually a candy factory
that was converted into a high school.
When I got out of college,
I protested the fact that there were very few
African American owned businesses
in the advertising game in Chicago.
- Never have I ever cussed someone out.
- Yesterday!
- Don't think I've done that.
- Oh, baby!
I'm from the West side of Chicago.
My mama taught me how to do that.
My mama did not intentionally teach you how to cuss, but--
- Right.
I've had some conversations,
but I'm not sure I cussed somebody.
- No, you would know if you cussed somebody out.
- I don't think I did that.
- Never have I ever shop--
- (laughs) Uh oh!
- Shop lifted.
- (laughs) - Being honest.
Being truthful.
This is like truth or dare
or something like that. - I know.
- Yeah I have. - I think I might've taken
like a apple or orange or peach or something.
I'm trying to remember.
- Oh I remember mine.
- When I was really young,
going to the store and--
- I got a (beep) whooping from mine, so I remember that.
You know, oh baby! - Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I didn't get caught, so I was lucky, but...
- I was eight, seven, eight.
Rolled out a watermelon out the corner store.
They took me back to the store,
whooped my (beep) from the store
- [Marilyn] (laughs) - back to the house,
and I haven't shop lifted since then.
- Never have I attended a historical event,
been present for a historical event.
- [Both] Oh.
- (mumbles)
- Lots of those.
- I'm gonna say it was historical.
I actually saw President Obama before he was president
when he was speaking at USC.
That was historical.
- Oh okay. - For me, yeah.
- I'm from Chicago.
I was there in the park when he made that wonderful
- [Marilyn] Oh. - Speech when he won the...
the election.
- He's the only man that my husband allows me to have
other than him.
You know, just...
(laughs)
- Had a crush on a celebrity.
Oh?
- No.
[Producer] You just said Obama.
- Well, he was the president. - I didn't know a crush.
- Okay, if you wanna...
- Crush mean like they okay or like...
Oh my first one?
Bewitched.
- Really.
- I used to love Bewitched.
No!
- Uh oh!
You have another one? - Janet Jackson.
Baby, oh baby!
My wife know it too. - [Marilyn] (laughs)
- Have I or have I not...
hitch hiked?
Hell no.
- [Both] Unh-unh.
- No, that was dangerous. - Unh-unh, baby.
- (laughs) No. - No.
- You might not ever come home doing that, so no.
Never have I ever lied about liking someone
my child dated.
- I like them all.
- No.
- She just dig with them, but...
- No. - (laughs)
I like them now, yeah.
- No, you know,
actually she didn't really date a whole lot.
And the one that she brought home...
- He was cool, right?
- She married.
Pretty much, yeah.
- She had one man, yeah.
- For the most part, yeah.
- Never have I ever...
judged my child's parenting style.
- [Both] Ooh.
- She cussed me out.
No, unh-unh.
No, I haven't.
Oh, you have?
Oh that's a-- Ooh!
- (laughs)
- I have judged it, but I have not been judgemental.
You see what I'm saying? - Well, no.
Not judgemental, but look these kids can't even eat--
- Oh yeah I have judged my, yeah.
I have, yeah.
The whole thing, yeah.
Dominique, ain't talking about you, but you know--
- (laughs)
We don't want any problems.
Ooh, had a a favorite child or grandchild.
Oh my gosh.
We have to...
I'm sticking to this.
(laughs) - [Producer] Be honest.
- You love all of your children--
- [Both] The same.
- [Producer] Seems a little rehearsed to me.
- (laughs)
- Gotten black out drunk.
(crickets chirp)
- Blacked out drunk?
- Black out meaning you don't know what the hell
how you even got blacked out.
First time I ever got drunk,
and I don't know how I wound up in this basement.
I don't know how I wound up in this position,
but I never ever done it again.
Yes, because I was sick as a dog.
And it was a learning experience.
What about the time you did it?
- (laughs)
That I'm not telling.
- See? (laughs)
- I'll tell about this one.
Never have I ever skinny dipped.
I might've done that. - I'm sure I have.
I know I have.
I know I have, I like being naked too much. (laughs)
- I think I had a pool.
- Yeah?
In the back yard?
- Yeah, and I think that there was somebody that used
to like to kind of peak over,
so you know you had to try--
- You stopped? - and be discreet.
- When you found them peaking over, you stopped?
- Maybe not. (laughs)
Yes.
(upbeat jazz music)
This was fun.
- This is fun.
- And you know what? - Yeah?
- I really started out pretty nervous
about playing the game,
but you made me feel very comfortable.
- I was gonna say the same thing.
- Okay, that's what I was gonna say too.
So it really is a fun game. - It is.
Right? - It was really cool,
I enjoyed it. - Yes.
And that's it for never have I ever.
Next week we'll be back with, "But did you really?"
- [All] (laughs)