- Nothing makes me happier than
meddling in someone else's love life.
- I have done a lot of online dating, and I fucking hate it.
- I have no experience online dating.
But my mom has shown my headshot
to a lot of guys at Best Buy.
- I've used Tinder, and that's it.
- I've never used OkCupid,
but I know Chris well enough to make an honest profile.
- If you don't have any experience,
then should you be making mine?
- I think so. I think-- - We'll see.
- The blind leading the blind is the best.
- I've read a lot of profiles,
and know when I see a good one.
- Username. Oh my God, so that's like Instagram.
- What will drive the most traffic?
- Oh my God!
- upforanything's already taken!
- We're making the user name Benthusiasm.
- the1youvebenw84.
- I barely understand what you just wrote. (laughter)
- upfornothing.
- Oh, that's already taken, too.
- Hey available is--
- [Both] upfornothingtron.
- We'll take that. - Of course.
- We're gonna take Ben's photo.
I'm not gonna be in it, 'cause that's weird.
- Chris, laugh!
- I don't, I don't like laughing on cue. (laughter)
- I think my arm should be in it so it looks--
- Yeah, put your arm in it so people know
I have a friend.
- I don't look like a creep there?
I feel like I look a little creepy.
- I've totally liked photos like this.
- About me.
"How would your best friend describe you?"
- "Up for anything." - Dollar sign.
- Dollar sign, exclamation point.
- Yes.
- I'm going to use the one we came up for you with Tinder.
- "You're certain to have a fun night with me."
"Fun date", not "night".
- "Hey girl. Is that what Ryan Gosling says?"
- Bump everything up.
Don't put "tall", put like "supermodel".
Oh, "supermodel tall". - Yeah.
- "Okay, "supermodel tall, supermodel funny".
- Thank you.
- What I'm doing with my life.
- What do you do day to day?
Like, maybe just, you know, wake up.
- "Living my best life."
- Usually I have a little gunk in the corners.
- Okay. "Gunk in the corners."
- "I enjoy a lifestyle that requires little
"but fun and adventure.
"Even from the simple vantage point of my home."
- "Closet-squatting." - Yeah.
- "I'm really good at?" Ooh.
- "I'm really good at gaming."
- "Not making people angry."
- I feel like you're probably a good cook.
I mean, I don't really know 'cause you never cooked for me,
but we'll find out.
- All right, that was a little passive-aggressive, but...
- It's kind of like copyrighting; you can't be too detailed.
- You're putting so much more thought into this
than I do into my regular profiles. (laughter)
- Because I--
- No, no, I appreciate you for caring.
- Well, maybe that's the reason you've been
having all these issues with online dating.
- "I spend a lot of time thinking about."
Ooh, global warming is an option.
- Followed by lunch.
- Lunch, equal importance.
- "The future of diverse representation in entertainment."
- I would never would have thought about saying that.
- "Lunch."
- (laughs) That's pretty funny.
- I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling like I'm the perfect candidate
for a free dating website.
- I think you put together something way better
than I could have done.
- For my profile, I try so hard to make myself
look like what I want to be.
I think I'll get better matches because
she was more honest about who I am than I usually am.