hey
i saw you it's fine come back up for a
second
hi
forever is that the plan i don't know
what else is there to do who knows we
should
we should be trying something different
we should be pushing the limits
exploring having orgies i don't know if
that's the answer
my ex-boyfriend back in college
talked me in with three-way one night
it's really not that great you end up
waiting around a lot more than you think
obviously because he liked the other
girl more than you
ah so what were you making like
two giant cups yeah i told you it's a
super raw
i was always embarrassed to say this but
homeek was my favorite class in seventh
grade
but then candace hobb started a rumor
that i blow dried my pubes so i switched
glasses
and did you did i what blow dry your
pubes i definitely
didn't until the rumors started and then
i thought i may as well give this a try
there was this woman at my work theresa
what did she do well she always parked
too close to my car
so one day i asked her to stop then she
started parking closer and closer so i
went to hr and they gave me
a new space over by legal
my life was boring yeah it's a
terrible story
oh my gosh well it's not boring anymore
because we made this oh this is so
beautiful
oh oh wait mama feeling something keep
going
i told you not to call me it's not my
weekend
well then feed him some chicken nuggets
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holy what did you do he made me mad
i've never made him pass out like that
is he okay
yeah he's still breathing he'll be okay
what do you ever see faces and things
what do you mean you see this
electricity meter
you know the two daily things are the
eyes and the pipe is the mouth
oh i know oh he's cute
i love this game look there's one over
here
where like that mop see it's like an
angry lady with crazy hair
oh that's good
that's you are good that was really good
that's way better than that
i agree you're bored in riverside i'm
bored in riverside why do you think that
is
i don't know well maybe there's a reason
maybe the two of us don't belong there
come on
let's go let's go please
i can't i'm sorry
but if you want to go i i understand
no i want to stay with you i'll walk you
home
hey are you are you starting to forget
things
yeah a little bit well me too
this is a little crazy but i'm having
trouble remembering what job i had when
i was alive
you definitely told me um but i think it
was so boring i forgot to
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to hell with that right
i'm really glad we came
are you okay what's the matter are you
are you scared
oh my god i can't believe it remember
how i died by getting hit by a big truck
oh yeah right remember the feeling you
had the moment you died
a little bit yeah i was choking and my
throat kind of hurt
great i exploded into a cloud of
red blood mist
jesus that's terrible i'm sorry
do you remember what you said to me the
first time we talked
you told me you wanted to let everything
from your life on earth go
can you imagine just
forgetting your regrets
all the people you hurt and all your
crap
wouldn't you be interested in doing that
yeah sure
you can do this i died choking on a
macadamia nut
but i still eat them i don't even like
the way they taste
but you know what it's just like
you nut i win this time
oh
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[Applause]
women aren't funny your wife must have a
sense of humor
she's seen you naked
my cucumber do i call you or do i just
commit a crime
probably committing a crime would get me
to you quicker this is me and my most
inviting
thank you and good night