I’ll never forget your 100% all secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea
cheese, pickle, lettuce, tomato, onion. All secretly steaming between two
- fluffy seaweed sea buns. - Yes, yes.
Yes! Come to Papa!
Oh boy.
I knew it was you all along, Mr. Krabs. Here you go.
Thank you, SpongeDu…
[laughing]
Whoop, don’t forget your lucky penny.
- Joy. - This must be your lucky day!
[laughing]
Self-destruct coin slot has been activated. Ten seconds till detonation.
Help!
[laughing]
Ooh.
[laughing]
You’re all mine, you sweet Krabby Patty.
Ooh hoo hoo hoo!
[laughing]
Eh, I hope I don’t miss again.
Reunited and it’s gonna feel so good!
[laughing]
[screaming]
Finally, after all these years, I’m about to find out what makes a
Krabby Patty taste so good!
The secret recipe for one Krabby Patty is…
- A pinch of salt… - Plankton, wait!
- Three teaspoons of chopped onions. - I’m warning ya!
- A cup of love. - Don’t do it!
Mixed together with the most important ingredient of all…
four heaping pounds of freshly ground… plankton?
I warned ya.
[screaming]
[laughing]
Huh? What’s this, Honey Bunch?
I am flattered by your offer, really I am. But I’m just not ready for that kind of
- commitment. - Ahh!
[laughing]
I don’t believe this! You lead me on!
Now, now Plankton, it’s not what you think.
I don’t wanna hear your lies! You owe me for leading me on like this!
Give me the Krabby Patty formula and we’ll call it even!
The formula?! Is that what this whole thing was about?
No! No, not really. I mean, not at first. I mean uh… Honey Bunch.
Uh oh.
Oh well! Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all!
- I want you to have something. - No, no. Come on now. No gifts.
No, no, I want you to have this. It’s me secret formula.
- I can’t believe you would even think. - Things are different now.
Honestly…
- it would mean a lot to me. - You… you’re serious?
Yeah! Baby! This is it!
Yeah! Woo! Woo ooh hoo!
[laughing]
Yeah, I got it! I got it!
My diabolical, extremely convoluted plan worked!
I should've been a politician.
[laughing]
I’d never give you the formula!
[laughing]
[gasping]
The safe! I’m in the clear baby!
It’s beautiful.
No. No tears.
Not yet.
There’s work to be done.
[laughing]
At long last!
And the secret formula is…
one bottle of molting lotion, take passport photo, get new safe, travel size…
This isn’t the secret formula! It’s a to do list!
Argh!
Okay! Patrick, are you ready?!
[grunting]
Plankton are you ready?!
Plankton?
[gasping]
Plankton!
Uh, I’m ready.
Wait a minute.
Was this band just a front so you could steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula?
What?! No! I was in it for the music, man!
[sirens ringing]
Um, hello. Oh what do you want robot thing, sir?
Oh hey Plankton. What are you doin’ here?
I’m here for the secret formula, you twit! I want you to go in there and
and Krabs that if he doesn’t turn over the formula to me he will be
subjected to utter annihilation at my… are you getting this?
[gasping]
- Umm mmm. - Ah, moron!
Okay, I’ll make it simple. Krabs give me secret formula or I bring big boom-boom
to Krusty Krab. Got it?
Krabs give me secret formula or you…
- What was that other thing? - Eh, forget it!
[snoring]
Sweet dreams, Grammyma.
[laughing]
Sweet dreams indeed, fool!
Only this dream is about to become a nightmare...
for Mr. Krabs!
[laughing]
I’m just going to savor this moment. Because for once in my life…
For once in my life!
I feel truly alive!
Plankton!
[gasping]
You've been a very naughty boy, Plankton!
B-But-But-But I... Grandma, I can...
I've been looking all over for this stuff!
Grandma, I can explain!
Using your technology, I shall teleport myself directly to the Krusty Krab!
And the Krabby Patty formula… will be mine!
[laughing]
Oh no. Plankton has finally won. And we, we helped him.
Not exactly… lab partner.
The Krabby Patty formula! But if that’s here, where’s Plankton?
Fools! I played them like a 32-bit synthesizer!
[laughing]
Now, where is that formula?
The formula is gone.
No!
[chewing]
[burping]
Well, now that you’ve experienced a Krabby Patty first hand,
are you ready to assume control of the secret formula and take over the world?
Mmm. It certainly was tasty but I think I need to try another one before
- know for sure. - Hey! That one was mine!
[burping]
Well, are you satisfied? Can we get on with our lives now?
Mmm. Satisfied…
not quite. I think this will require another helping of “research”.
Eh, you there. Another platter of your finest Krabby Patties, please!
[sighing]
Heh.
[grunting]
Eureka!
[laughing]
- Plankton! Don’t do it! - Sorry Krabs, nothing can stop me now.
Except the law!
Here! I hope you choke on it.
I can’t believe it.
After all these years, it’s mine!
I’m so happy, I could just burst! This bubble that is.
[gasping]
[laughing]
Now to see what’s inside a Krabby Patty.
Just one ingredient…
Darn it, Krabs!
Say no more, my friend. If you’d care to work for me, just sign this contract
with this delicious Candy Patty. Woo! Me first! Me first!
Oh, don’t bother to read it. Now, that’s such a fun day!
That’s such great advice!
[slurping]
This is working far better than planned, If Krabs is my employee.
I can order him to give me the Krabby Patty formula! And the Krusty Krab
will be no more!
[laughing]
- Hello Plankton. - Uh oh.
Mr. Krabs don’t sign it!
[screaming]
Hey! This snail litter tastes better than pineapple.
Now where is that secret formula?
Where is it? Where is it? Gotta be here somewhere.
Nothing in there. Ooh look at that!
[grunting]
Here. Hello.
Eh.
Mmm hmm. Uhh huh.
Whoa!
Ooh ah ah!
[laughing]
[grunting]
Won’t you ever learn? You’re never gonna get the formula.
Come on, SpongeBob, Maybe we could work something out.
I’ll give you 10% of my patty profits. Eh ha?
Sorry Plankton, you leave me no choice.
Uh oh.
Come back here with me formula!
He’s over there! Stop him!
I can’t help it. I’m a kleptomaniac!
Grh!
[laughing]
- Come here. - You’re under arrest.
Ahh. But I’m innocent.
No one is innocent!
Whoa! Things got dark fast.
[humming]
[giggling]
[laughing]
I’ve got his house key.
Hey! This is the key to the Krusty Krab!
Ooh oh!
Secret formula.