- Rock paper scissors, I'm gonna win.
Ready?
Row, sham
- [All] Bo!
- Don't know what three is.
(upbeat music)
- Hi I'm Ernie!
(laughing)
- Who am I?
- Tell them who I am.
- Michael, Michael.
- No, I'm not Michael, my name is
- Ernie.
- My name is dad.
- Today I'm playing games with my dad.
- I'm playing games with Ernie.
Do you want to play doggy do?
- Yes.
- [All] Doggy do.
- No more doggy in the do!
Doggy in the do.
- You know, when I was a child we had normal games.
What do, do I just?
Okay.
Hey, take that thing, shove it down its throat.
- Okay.
- How deep is it supposed to go?
So we put the bone in to make a seal.
Oh just once, okay.
You gotta one.
My turn.
That sounded really nasty by the way.
I got a one, I guess.
Okay.
(exclaiming)
- I told--
- Here, you got a poop token.
(laughing)
- That was not fun.
We got the same tokens, look!
- I know.
Got to do it hard.
I think he's having trouble pooping.
- No because--
- Does this game come with laxatives?
- I'm just taking it out.
- Here, here's another token.
I get three, oh my God.
- This is gonna.
Daddy, no, no more, no more!
- It's busted.
- The dog is clogged down his throat.
- Do it.
- I'm gonna clog through throat, doggy.
- Okay.
- Going out bone, and I'm gonna clog your throat!
You doggy are stuck.
Oh, but I can.
- Fine, you win.
Good game.
Your dad is a bad sport.
I'm sorry, can I have a hug?
- Yeah, sure.
- Thanks.
- It's okay.
- Thank you.
- Time for pie face!
We're just gonna put the, wait no we have to put
whipped cream inside it.
Oh, are you sure you wanna do that?
- [Crew Member] And go!
- What?
I totally was not prepared for that.
(laughing)
- Daddy!
- Was there not a ready, steady, go?
Was there not a one, two, three?
We gotta wait.
- Oh that's not fair.
- Okay, ready, steady, go.
- Ah!
(laughing)
- Oh my God it missed you.
Here I found some more.
(laughing)
no!
- I can't see.
- You can't?
- It's cream and white, I don't see anything!
It's cream and white.
- It's clear white?
- Now I can see, that's better, thank you.
(laughing)
- Okay, let's play.
- Am I still alive?
- Yeah you're still alive.
I think this is the last one.
- Oh!
- Ready?
Let's go.
Hey what are you doing?
Get your face back there.
Oh, ah!
(laughing)
Hey you look like Santa, looks like you're wearing a beard.
Here, there.
(Ernie yelping)
- [Crew Member] Who won?
- No-one wins in this game.
(Ernie laughing)
There is no winner.
There's only losers.
- [Crew Member] This is just in case you need it.
- Lime or lawn clippings.
Peach or barf.
Ernie there's a booger flavor.
To be fair I think he would know what that tastes like.
Let's do this.
- I choose this one!
- No, wait, you've got to spin the wheel.
Okay spin it, okay you landed on this white one.
It's either coconut or spoiled milk.
- It's spoiled milk.
- What's it taste like?
- Spoiled milk.
- Are you sure?
- Yep.
- How do you know what that tastes like?
Okay my turn.
Oh my God.
Strawberry banana smoothie or dead fish.
Okay let's both try, you gotta choose
what color is that?
Oh it's got spots on it.
- Dead fish!
(coughing)
You're right, super horrible.
- Tooty Fruity or stinky socks.
- Now chew it!
- Why
Why is everything
I feel like it is unbalanced.
- Okay, we lost.
- We're always losing.
- Thank you for watching!
- Thank you for watching.
- Go and hit the subscribe
oh no, look what I chose.
- Barf.
- Barf!
Barf, barf!
- How is it?
Not delightful?
Bye, thanks.
- That was super gross and super amazing.
(laughing)
I love trying barf.