- Fuck that vegetable.
- Well, I'll take it.
Broccoli is great for you.
- Fuck that vegetable.
- Stop it!
Now, you put it on the dirty table.
- You know what my favorite part of salmon is?
- What?
- It's babies.
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- Oh, hey!
Want to hear a fun thing I learned on the internet?
You can apparently cook salmon in the dishwasher,
while washing dishes.
And veggies, too, I think.
Cook the veggies, I mean.
Not wash them.
So, I'm going to try it out.
And then I'm going to feed it to my friends
without telling them how it was prepared.
Just to see if it actually works.
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Looks good to me,
but I also don't know how to cook fish.
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- I love salmon, you like salmon?
- I love salmon more than I like people.
- I love salmon!
- Give us the salmon!
- It smells normal.
- This was straight up salmon.
- And tastes like farm-raised salmon, I think.
- It tastes like really
average salmon.
- The texture is lovely.
- It's good but
I feel like it's from a can.
- What is it organic?
- Is it organic salmon?
- Is it vegetarian salmon?
- Is it fake salmon?
- Don't say it's cat food or something.
- What!
- What?
- Okay, so basically
you cooked it like you were in jail.
- I'm impressed,
I'm definitely impressed.
- What?
- Why?
- Even with soap in it too?
- Was the broccoli in the dishwasher too?
Are you serious?
- What?
- You know what?
I'm down with this.
I like it.
I think it's good.
- It actually tastes good.
- Here's my question though:
who doesn't have a stove top who has a dishwasher?
Like, no one needs to use a dishwasher
to cook salmon, right?
- It tastes fine.
It works.
The hack works.
But, I mean really?
Do you want this?
Like, it's faster if you just cook it
in the oven.
- Fry that shit up.
- I like that you can accomplish two things at once,
kill two birds with one stone, you know?
You gotta wash your
dishes,
maybe some hats,
cook some salmon, you know,
all in the same run.
- I'll tell you what.
The carrot came out perfect.
- We should try all various appliance salmon method.
Put it in a dryer,
put it in a washer,
you could iron a salmon maybe,
I bet an iron salmon is gonna be really good.
Really good.
- That's crispy crust.
- I'm into that.
You get the skin all crispy.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.