Girls, your mother and I are gettin' divorced.
Monogamy isn't realistic!
Monogamy isn't realistic.
Again!
Monogamy isn't realistic.
I didn't understand that word at the time.
But now?
I know EXACTLY what he was talking about.
Saturday, I would love it if you were my date.
I can't do that...because...
...like...
You and I won't ever see each other again...
Good morning...
Oh-ho, Amy! What happened, did church let out early?
Oooh, I like Tom's sweater!
Does he teach computer in a church basement?
Don't get all threatened just because you don't understand the concept of marriage.
You dress him like that so nobody else wants to have sex with him?
That's cool!
Heeeeey!
I'm just a modern chick who does what she wants.
Last week, it was this guy.
Is that wine in a box?
Hey, Mark Wahlberg!
SHUT UP!
Mark Wahlberg?!
Mark Wahlberg is like 150 pounds!
I look like Mark Wahlberg ATE Mark Wahlberg!
Before you judge?
You should know I'm doing fine!
My friends are awesome.
My apartment is sick.
And I have a great job at a men's magazine.
I like you, Amy.
You're clever, but you're not too brainy.
You're pretty-ish, and you're not gorgeous.
You're approachable.
Thank you...
I'm giving you an assignment.
I need a profile on a sports doctor.
So you're doing the article on me?
Hmm-hmm!
Sorry to interrupt, we watching Downton Abbey later?
LeBron, I'm being interviewed.
Listen, I'm watching it tonight.
Cause I'm not going to go to practice and all the guys
are talking about it, and I'm left out.
Tall!
You follow sports?
Sports? I love them.
Who's your favorite team?
The Orlando...
Blooms?
Do you wanna get a drink?
Yeah.
What am I doing?!
I slept at the doctor's place last night!
My boy got intimate!
- Yes. - Sexual intercourse!
You never spend the night!
What, were you black out drunk?
No, I had like TWO drinks.
Three, max.
Four now that I'm counting...
Cause you're on antibiotics or something?
Omigod, he's calling me!
Why would he call?! You guys just had sex!
This is Amy, I think you butt-dialed me?
No, I dialed you with my fingers.
What's she saying?!
He called me on purpose...
Hang up, he's obviously like sick or something!
I was calling to say I had a really good time last night
and I was wondering if you wanted to, um, hang out again -
I'm going to call the police.