Usually I can't wait to come back,
but
I'm really enjoying spending time with my family.
Way more so than the last time I visited.
It just...
it feels nice to be home.
What do you think?
Am I over thinking this?
I could do with some advice, man.
Y do.
Yeah, you're probably right!
I'm better sticking to what I know.
Thanks Adam,
you always know what to say.
Anyway,
I'll see you in Shanghai soon.
Hello sir, what can I get you?
Punch me the face.
I need to feel alive.
I know exactly what you mean.
One tripple espresso
flat white with oat milk coming right up!
Hey watch where you're going!
Think less stupid more.
You're right.
That's my bad.
I really need to deal with these anger issues.
I'm seeing this therapist right now.
I guess I'm just a work in progress.
Anyway,
I'm really sorry,
um.
Here,
take some money.
Alright Adam, I don't know if you can tell
but I'm super not happy right now.
It's been a rough couple of months
and we have lost a lot of friends.
Mamahuhu Tower turned out to be a terrible investment
and we are operating out of a gym.
So let's get back on track, shall we?
Now Adam,
desperate times calls for good ideas.
I know you've got a lot of them.
What do you have?
And boring.
But sex would be a technique.
Oh my god, that's a great idea!
We should do that
we should do more movies, they're hot!
I'm still reeling from the disaster that was Mamahuhu Tower,
but,
a good idea is a good idea!
Let's write it on the dream board.
I'm feeling great about this already.
Man...
Adam, how do you come up with these great ideas?
I'm so fu**ing future.
He is, he is.
He's amazing!
Take it easy.
I'm in awe.
I have a feeling that
we're not going to be here much longer.
You alright?
Adam, thanks for meeting me.
I understand it's difficult.
This break hasn't been easy on either of us,
believe me.
Well,
I've had some time to think.
and I've learned that I'm not afraid to be by myself.
I actually like my own company, believe it or not.
I don't need to be in a relationship,
polygamous or otherwise.
I need you to convince me, Adam.
If I mean anything to you.
If you see this as a long term commitment.
I need to hear it now.
Just don't f**k my ass.
What!?
Uh...
the pig has many many cats.
The fu*k?
Uh...
crap your hands.
Are you...
are you reading t-shirts with Chinglish on them
as answers to questions you've been getting?
Fart sexy style.
How long has this been going on?
What's.
Adam, stop it.
It won't fix anything,
you need to get your head straight.
Don't do school.
Eat your drugs.
Stay in vegetable.
You're going to lose me, Adam.
I will do my best "carnival"
is my the pleasure.
Everybody wants freedom.
Stop it.
You don't bird me, I don't bird you.
Stop it!
Stop it right mewew.
You're insane!
Don't choice I wicked want funny.
What just happened?
Dude, it worked!
Yo we gotta go, okay?