-Woohoo!
WIL WHEATON: Hello, internet.
There is no new "TableTop" this week, but we have a gag
reel from last week's episode, "Forbidden Island." I think
you'll enjoy it.
It was one of the later episodes that we filmed during
the first block of production the season.
And I was very tired and making lots of mistakes trying
to introduce the rules.
I think you will enjoy laughing at me the way I enjoy
laughing at me. (FAKE SOBBING) 'Cause it's the
only way to not cry.
I'm sitting here with a pile of games that are going to
come up later in the season.
"Ticket to Ride Europe," "Betrayal at House on the
Hill," "12 Days," "Carcassonne," "Star Trek
Catan," "Takenoko," and "Fortune and Glory." If you
want to head out to your friendly local game shop and
grab any of these before the "TableTop" Effect makes them
very difficult to buy, now you know.
Don't tell anyone, because that would defeat the entire
purpose of giving you an opportunity to get
them on your own.
I am recording this on Wednesday the 5th.
And I think you'll be pleased to know that on Friday the
7th, production begins on Season 2.5 of "TableTop." That
should be released, I think, sometime in the fall.
Anyhow, I hope that you enjoy this gag reel.
Thank you very much for watching the show.
You can follow me on Twitter.
I'm @wilw.
I am confident that I will be posting all kinds of pictures
and possibly stupid cell phone videos from the set as we go
into production next week.
Until we see you next time, play more games.
"Forbidden Island" is a set-collecting--
wow, look at that.
Three words in.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
WIL WHEATON: We are four--
mmmm.
We're a team of adventurers trying to recover these--
I touched it.
I touched it!
"Forbidden Island" is a cooperative-play,
set-collecting game designed by Matt Leacock, who did "Roll
Through the Ages" and "Forbidden Island."
-Yeah, really?
WIL WHEATON: Are you sure?
Of course, the island has other ideas and is
trying to kill us.
I forgot to do my Vanna.
[BLEEP]
me.
Like any good cooperative game--
hm, hm, hm-hm, hm.
To collect one of the corresponding relics.
Oh, no, no, no, that's not right.
That's not right.
That's OK.
Sorry, no, that's OK.
Everybody calm down.
I got it.
Oh, [BLEEP].
The waters are rising, and pretty soon, the in--
[BLEEP]
me, [BLEEP].
Thaaaaat's super!
I've been sneezing my [BLEEP]
face off this morning.
And someone on Twitter was like-- a number of people on
Twitter were like-- you know, a sneeze is like an
eighth of an orgasm.
And I was like, then why don't I get a 20-minute break every
eighth sneeze?
This is bull [BLEEP].
Then I was like, you know, actually, I should sneeze
eight times and take a nap.
BOBAK FERDOWSKI: So a 20-minute nap, though, huh?
It's that short?
Just--
WIL WHEATON: Shut up.
I'm 40.
[LAUGHTER]
JOHN SCALZI: One--
WIL WHEATON: Blub, blub, blub.
That's the sound it makes when you swim.
JOHN SCALZI: Is that-- do you want me to make that sound?
WIL WHEATON: Yeah, yeah.
JOHN SCALZI: Blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub.
WIL WHEATON: Nice.
JOHN SCALZI: It's your show.
WIL WHEATON: Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
WIL WHEATON: So, helicopter?
JOHN SCALZI:
Dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup thup.
Thuppity, thuppity, thup, dup, thup, dup--
who ate?-- thup-dup-dup-dup.
[LAUGHTER]
JOHN SCALZI: There we go.
WIL WHEATON: No matter what happens on this island, I
promise you-- we're not in purgatory, and I mean it.
You know how sometimes you get a case of the stupids?
JOHN SCALZI: Yeah.
No.
No, it never happens to me.
WIL WHEATON: Really?
JOHN SCALZI: No.
WIL WHEATON: I read your blog.
JOHN SCALZI: I transfer them all over to you.
WIL WHEATON: Oh my god.
John also plays the drums.
JASON FINN: You're kidding.
WIL WHEATON: That's something that you guys can talk about.
JASON FINN: I actually have a novel about green
super-soldiers.
JOHN SCALZI: Oh my god.
JASON FINN: That I am--
[LAUGHTER]
JOHN SCALZI: What are the odds that that would happen?
Could I ask you a really strange question?
BOBAK FERDOWSKI: Mmm.
JOHN SCALZI: Is your watch on Earth time, or do you have--
BOBAK FERDOWSKI: No, I don't have--
I have it on my phone.
I have the Mars time on my phone.
JOHN SCALZI: You have a sol on your phone?
BOBAK FERDOWSKI: Yeah.
JOHN SCALZI: That's so cool.
BOBAK FERDOWSKI: So I know what day it is on Mars.
JOHN SCALZI: God, that's so cool.
Isn't it cool?
WIL WHEATON: Coming from two guys who spend a lot of time
pretending about space--
BOBAK FERDOWSKI: Right.
WIL WHEATON: It's pretty awesome.
JOHN SCALZI: And it will be tricky.
WIL WHEATON: Yeah.
JOHN SCALZI: It will be tricky.
WIL WHEATON: But it was going to be tricky anyway.
JOHN SCALZI: Right, exactly.
WIL WHEATON: If it wasn't going to be tricky, we
wouldn't have come to this island, you guys.
JASON FINN: That's from "The A-Team," right?
WIL WHEATON: I think so.
JASON FINN: Yeah, yeah.
Original TV series, not the movie.
WIL WHEATON: Wait, there's another "A-Team" other than
the TV show?
JASON FINN: No, no, no, no.
Of course not.
Course not.
WIL WHEATON: 'Cause you don't even care.
You don't care that you won.
You're a box.
[BLEEP].
JOHN SCALZI: Tch.
BOBAK FERDOWSKI: It was going really good for a while--
JOHN SCALZI: There's anger.
WIL WHEATON: I would like you to pilot some things for me.
BOBAK FERDOWSKI: I would love to, yeah.
WIL WHEATON: Could you do that?
BOBAK FERDOWSKI: Very, highly accurate landing.
[LAUGHTER]
WIL WHEATON: [BLEEP]
Ohh.
JASON FINN: I can't believe it's over.
JOHN SCALZI: At least we all died together.
BOBAK FERDOWSKI: That's true.
WIL WHEATON: Yeah.
JOHN SCALZI: I mean, gentlemen, it was a privilege
serving with you.
JASON FINN: Well, I'm actually, as I said, I
abandoned you all in my helicopter.
JOHN SCALZI: Yeah, I'm swimming to shore. 'Cause you
know, the great thing about Forbidden Island?
It's only like about 300 yards away.
[LAUGHTER]
JOHN SCALZI: From land.
BOBAK FERDOWSKI: This whole time.
WIL WHEATON: This whole time, we could see the land.
Why you gotta be like that?
I think you're being a very ungracious winner.
You're kinda being a [BLEEP].
And now I'm Clint Eastwood.