- My name's Kimi, I'm a Twitch streamer.
- I brought Kimi on because we're both single gals.
Very single. - So single.
- I thought that with our powers combined,
we can find a date in Dream Daddy.
♪ Dream Daddy ♪
- Have you played Dream Daddy?
- Are these like old guys?
Is that why it's called Dream Daddy?
- Well they're all dads, so they all like have children.
I would say they're like kinda young, hip,
they're like daddies, ya know?
Who's an example of a daddy?
Ooh, Ryan Reynolds, he's a daddy.
- Ooh.
- We're gonna make a dad and then we're gonna date dads.
- I like it.
- All right, let's jump in. - All right.
- Here we go, we're gonna build that dad.
- How do you like your men normally?
- I'm not into the dad bod.
There's really only three options.
- Yeah.
- But you know, so it's either really fit,
dad bod, or real skinny, and I like a medium.
- Okay, I like medium as well.
- Are you into hair though?
You can unclick hair. - Oh, here.
You know, I don't really mind hair,
but I'm used to no hair.
- Got it, face. - Head shape.
Do you know that when girls are on their periods,
we're attracted to more masculine features?
And then when we're off, we're attracted to
more like delicate features.
- What?
- Isn't that interesting?
- That is super interesting.
Do you like like long hair or short hair?
- Aww.
Should we just make Goku?
Change of plans.
We have to name him Goku.
- Be that dad.
I think we're gonna get all the men.
So now we get to decide the personality of our dad.
- On a Friday night you are most likely to
polish and sort my coin collect, lame.
Netflix and grill, baby. (laughing)
Fall asleep watching the History, boring.
Torment my children with dad.
- That sounds like something I would be doing,
tormenting literally anyone with puns.
- If you had one thing to take with you
on a desert island, what would it be?
My trusty grill, the loss of a salt shaker,
Castaway on a DVD, how would you watch it?
- That's a good point. - A boat, obviously.
I don't need anything, my survival's, nope.
- I'd say a boat. - I'd say a boat.
- Turn ons?
- What are your turn ons?
- Ooh, wait.
- Oh it's getting there already, woo.
- I'm an arms person actually.
- Really?
- Yeah, I really like strong arms.
- Okay, can I tell you something?
- Yes you can.
- I actually think that like when guys have like
veins on their arms it's like really attractive.
- Yeah. - Am I weird?
- No, that's a thing.
So you're also an arm girl.
- We'll go with strong dad arms.
- Strong dad arms.
So now we can look at all the dads' profiles
and pick which dad we'd like to go on a date with.
- Ooh, okay.
- So this is Craig, Craig and I have history.
A good friend, yeah, oh no.
Do you ever wish that maybe we were more than that?
We're back on track, oh bro. (dramatic music)
I'm sorry if I gave off that impression, oh my gosh.
Let's hang soon, yeah, that would be nice.
Oh my gosh, what is this game?
- I didn't know it was possible
to be dumped on a dating simulator.
- Yeah, well, I figured it out.
Let's message him, messaging Craig.
- Hey Bro, or should I say neighbor?
Let's catch up like old times, so we know each other?
- Yeah, so Craig and your character were college roommates.
Bro, my man! (laughing)
Let's definitely hang out soon!
That's how imagine his voice to be.
Might be a little different from our old
weekend-long benders, but it'll still be fun.
- I should see if Amanda wants to join me.
- You're asking your daughter on to a date?
- Did you need something?
- Craig invited us to a softball game, wanna go?
Amanda and I make the short drive out to
the local softball field.
For a kid's softball game, it's pretty packed.
I don't see Craig anywhere.
We didn't get stood up, did we?
- Oh god, I hope not.
- Oh there. - There he is!
There's his baby. - Oh how cute.
- It's River, bae.
- Reading the kids' brightly colored jerseys,
I see that it's the Maple Bay Flapjacks
against the Pinewood Ocelots. - Ocelots.
- Yeah Miranda, square up.
How much do you know about softball?
Enough to know that the balls are relatively hard,
despite their name, but yelling is fun.
Give it a shot.
- All right, what are we gonna shout at children?
- What are you willing to sacrifice to win?
(laughing)
Leave it all on the field, Miranda,
if you want this, you're gonna have to bleed for it.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
- It got real.
- Oh, depending on our responses,
will it make Craig like us more?
- I think it matters more when Craig's like around.
- Okay, okay.
- But yeah, what we say does matter.
- Okay, I'll keep that in mind.
(laughing) (breathes heavily)
- Yeah, there's a grade at the end of this date.
- Oh my goodness. - I know.
- Oh gosh.
- The two things I'm bad at, school and dates.
- Ooh.
- Oh no, a child was hit with a softball.
- The girl plops down on the grass and starts crying.
He carries her off the field as she sobs.
- Oh my god.
- Man, it's strange to think about how this was the guy
who once backflipped off a roof and into a pool
while shotgunning a beer.
He's so responsible now.
Craig's team is crushing the other team in the ninth inning.
A batter on the other team
knocks a foul ball into the stands.
I follow the trajectory and oh no, it's coming right for me.
Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no.
Oh, I open my eyes and look over to see Amanda
holding the softball, staring at it in,
does she, she caught it?
- I guess she did.
- I caught the ball, Dad, I caught the,
wow, really is Goku's daughter.
The game ends and Craig's team are declared the victors.
We walk over to the dugout to congratulate Craig
who's talking with some of the parents.
Can he be any more perfect?
- I know.
- He's a dad with an adorable baby.
- Yeah.
- And he's a coach for softball.
- Like the little league softball, so cute.
- I'm so proud of all my girls, aww.
Speaking of which, have you met Briar and Hazel?
Aww, cute.
Hey, killer playing out there.
- I love there little like sporty outfits too.
The whole family matches, yeah.
- You guys are twins, huh?
So which one of you is the evil one?
Hazel. (laughs)
- Hazel's like yeah.
- Do you guys ever pretend to be each other?
- I would totally be trying to recreate
every Mary Kate and Ashley movie I've ever seen.
- Me too.
Just then, one of the moms jumps into the conversation.
- Janet. - Janet.
Not so fast, we have to celebrate our win, Craig.
I'm taking the whole team to get pizza.
Oh I don't know if I can.
Nonsense, the girls won.
What sort of celebration could we have
without our fearless leader?
No, but I wanna hang out with him.
- Yeah, this girl be jumping into our date.
She lays a hand on his shoulder and gives him goo goo eyes.
Man, this mom is laying it on thick.
- Oh man.
- Janet, is it cool if our bro comes along?
- Oh hey.
Where are we going, Thirsty's Pizza?
- Burn.
- What? (laughs)
It's a real place.
Oh we're actually at Thirsty's Pizza now.
Remember how we used to just fold whole pizzas in half
and put taco fillings inside?
- That sounds so good.
- I want to try that now.
- Uh, pizzacos, I could never forget.
Hey, gimme a pizza that.
- Good pun, good pun.
- I'm strictly eating salad here.
- I'm living.
- Thanks for a-dressing the issue, Amanda.
- Oh my god, we're meant to be.
- A different mom walks up to us,
talking to Craig as if we weren't even there.
Martha, who's Martha?
Craig, thank you so much for looking after our kids.
My daughter tells me every day about how great you are.
- My gosh, Craig is like the hot ticket.
- Mm-hmm.
- Like everyone is coming for him here.
- It's been so hard since Daniel left.
I'm glad to know that my children have
a strong male role model in their lives.
- Is this how people with children
flirt with other people with children?
Wouldn't know.
- He looks super uncomfortable.
I should throw him a bone here.
- Okay.
- Ooh, okay, okay, so this one that matters.
- Do we create a diversion, tag team with Amanda,
or smoke screen? - Smoke screen Martha.
- I don't know what that means.
I feel like I would tag team with Amanda, right?
- I give Amanda another knowing look
and she hits me back with a nod.
Dad, I don't feel so good, I think I ate too much pizza.
You're not gonna projectile vomit everywhere, are you?
- This is totally different
than what I was expecting it to be.
- Yeah, I think I'm going to projectile vomit
everywhere right now.
Amanda's the best wing man.
Ooh, the words projectile vomit and right now
usually seem to get everyone to clear out,
but Martha's not budging.
Back it up, Martha, you're in the splash zone.
I drank a lot of orange juice this morning
and it's feeling really pretty acidic.
Ooh. - What, Martha?
Wow, this is why I'm single.
I clearly made the wrong call here.
- Oh I should have known that a mom of all people
would know the fake puke scam.
I didn't know she was gonna fake puke though.
She turns her back on me to talk to Craig.
- Oh my god, how did I mess this up so bad?
I've played this game before, I should know better.
- So I'm taking Hazel and Briar tonight for the sleepover?
Yup, they're pretty excited about it.
You'll keep them out of trouble, right?
Of course, but I could always use help
watching after everyone tonight,
if you're not doing anything. (gasps)
Ha, it'll actually be nice to have a night
to myself and River. - Oh.
- But thanks for the invite.
Damn, look at that smug face.
- Oh yeah, he's like bye.
- Uh Martha, you might want to grab your child.
She's stuffing pizza into a coin slot. (laughs)
Martha angrily turns her attention towards her daughter.
- She's got a little bubble,
River's got a little spit bubble, it's so cute.
- Oh that's so cute.
Tiffany, not another arcade machine.
I swear if we have to buy it.
She seems nice.
Phew, I finally think I have time to talk to Craig now.
- All right, here we go.
- Man, you're a busy guy, huh?
Dad, can you help us beat our record on DDR?
Oh I love DDR.
- Me too, wait, what's your DDR song?
I like Speed Over Beethoven
and then I like Butterfly, the like
♪ Ay, ay, ay, with my little butterfly ♪
- That's actually crazy, I know both those songs.
- No way!
- I used to play them on Xbox.
- We would crush at DDR together.
- We told Ariana's dad that you could destroy him
on the dance mat, please help.
Craig looks at me like a hurt puppy.
- [Both] Aww.
- That's so cute.
Sorry dudes, duty calls, I promise we'll catch up in a bit.
This is a bad date so far.
- Maybe he's just playing hard to get, like.
- That's true.
- He wants to seem more available.
- I don't know how that all works,
the hard to get business.
I don't understand when other people play it,
I just assume they're not interested.
- Yeah, same.
- I'm like oh okay, nevermind.
- I feel like we might be a third wheel here.
- Aw.
- Wanna drop some coin on pinball?
I love how they're such like good friends.
Janet, you're friends with Craig, right?
(scoffs)
Janet from earlier walks up
and leans on the pinball machine.
- We got an important pinball situation here, Janet.
- Uh, yeah, we went to college together.
Please don't lean on my thing.
Do you know if he's like available?
Oh I honestly don't know if I could say.
Seriously, you're gonna make it tilt.
Because it's just, it seems like so much work
to watch after his kids, don't you think
it would be great if he.
Lady, I swear to god.
- Oh no, Janet made the pinball machine tilt.
- No.
- She ruined Amanda's high score, I'd be mad.
- You stone harpy. (laughs)
Yikes. - Whoa.
Hey, Craig's back. (upbeat music)
Now's our chance, if we don't get out of here now,
we're stuck for the rest of the night.
Ooh, alone time. - Ooh, okay, at night.
- With Craig.
- It's good to finally get you all to myself for a second.
- Oh, flirty flirty.
River burps, aw. - Aw.
Well, almost all to myself.
- Craig walks over to the trunk of his car
and pulls out two gloves and a softball.
Oh that's a cute date actually,
just like play softball together.
- We stand in the middle of the empty baseball diamond
and start tossing the ball back and forth.
- I have a cooler in my car that we could grab,
but there's only juice boxes in there.
- I haven't properly hung out with Craig in so long.
I don't even know where to begin.
- Ooh, oh, okay. - Ooh, okay.
- All right, so. - Here we go.
Oh, ask about the kids.
- Maybe?
- Yeah. - Right?
- Because that's something we can relate to right now.
- That's true.
(they cheer)
- I love how it explodes in hearts, that's so cute.
I can't believe you're a father of three.
- Oh right, neither can I, you know me,
I'm an indecisive person.
- You switched your major four times.
- That's a lot.
Yeah, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life,
but raising kids, when Briar and Hazel were born,
it all finally made sense.
It was just like all the time I had spent
trying to figure things out led to them, aww.
- That's so cute.
- That's really cute.
I couldn't be happier about it.
I don't think I've ever cared about anything
as much as I care about them, oh my gosh, my heart.
- I had the exact same feeling when Amanda was born.
It was the best thing to ever happen to me.
It could be the only thing that ever happened to me
and I would still be proud of the life I lived.
- Wow, if that were like fatherhood and motherhood is like,
do you think, I mean, I'm very proud of my dog.
All right, what should we ask about next?
- I wanna know about his passions and hobbies.
- Yeah, yeah.
Ooh, good one.
- All right. - Yeah, business now.
Perfect, yep, we sell fitness gear,
imports and exports mostly, but we're coming up
with our own line of athleisure wear soon.
Ooh, he could make you an athleisure outfit.
It's nice out here, quiet.
- Must be good to get away from the softball moms
for a bit, huh?
- Christ, Janet. (laughs)
I'm just so not interested.
- Thank god.
Well, what are you interested in?
- Ooh, Goku going in for the kill.
Peace and quiet.
- So do I tell him I go Super Saiyan like now or later?
(laughs)
- If you can't love me at my Super Saiyan,
my ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.
Wait, like can relate.
But more seriously, I just can't get back into dating
right now, I couldn't even if I wanted to, there's no time.
- Buddy, I hear you.
- All right, what do we pick?
The right person will come along eventually,
or you're doing a great job?
- Oh wait, but I mean I'm already here though.
You're doing a great job.
- Yay! (clapping)
- Those kids love you.
I think you got this dad thing down right.
- Thanks bro, really means a lot coming from you.
- While I'm distracted I miss the softball, ow.
It hits me right on the head.
- I feel like I felt that.
- I know, me too. (laughs)
I'm getting like so immersed right now.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Wait, lemme do the Dad thing for a second.
- What dad thing?
Craig spends a moment examining my head.
- It's worse than I thought.
- Don't tell me you have to
kiss it to make it better?
- You would be so lucky, whoa.
That was planned, kissing is for the weak, I mean.
- I mean. - I mean.
(laughing)
Well.
(squealing)
We did it!
- Why am I getting like kind of excited?
- I know, this is so romantic.
Like I've played this game before and I'm still
like getting butterflies over a cartoon character.
Look, the baby's like unimpressed. (laughs)
Walk it off, champ.
- Are the lights on this softball field really hot
or is that just me?
(laughs)
I get up and dust myself off.
- River yawns. (they both coo)
Hey little buddy, you must be getting tired, huh?
I hate to say it, but I should probably head out.
Sorry things are so, you get older
and life just kinda gets in the way, huh?
- Craig pulls me into a hug, aw,
or at least as much as we can manage
with the baby between us.
- Aww, baby hug.
Never enough time, huh?
Let me make it up to you, let's hang soon, yeah?
(gasps) Second date.
I'd like that. - I'd like that.
- Let's see what our rating is.
- Is this it?
- How did we do?
- Date complete. (upbeat music)
(they cheer)
We got an, is that the highest?
- Yeah. (claps)
We crushed our first date with Craig.
- Low key like, I actually like Craig though.
- I know, right?
One day, I'll get a perfect score and Craig will marry me.
- I've never played a PC dating simulator.
Okay, not gonna lie, I thought it was a weird concept.
That's why I never played it before.
I'm like daddies, I'm not into that stuff,
but now pretending like I'm a dad and not myself
kinda like changes the immersion,
and I can see why somebody would like Craig.
- Well I'm so glad that I converted you
into my obsession with Craig. (laughs)
- I legit want to play more.
I actually want to get to know him better.
- (laughing) I know, right?
If you're interested in checking out her Twitch,
her link will be below, and check out her streaming.
- Thank you, and check out her streaming as well.
- Aww, thank you. (laughs)
All right, bye everyone!
- Bye everyone, thanks so much for watching.
(relaxed music)
- Janet.