- ♪ Take me ♪ - (both) ♪ Out to the ball game ♪
- (both) ♪ Take me ♪ - ♪ Out to the crowd! ♪
- ♪ Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks ♪
- What are you saying? - You don't know the song?
- No. - ♪ For it's one, two,
three strikes, you're out ♪ (laughs)
Our cameraman is losing it. - Play ball!
- Play ball! Baseball! Eat in one second! Let's go!
- (PvF) Today, we're trying some of the best MLB stadium foods.
- Great. - Mm-mm.
- (PvF) In one second. - Awesome.
- (PvF) For our winners... - Yes!
Get Out of Punishment. Let's go. - Let's go!
- (PvF) What do we have, Izzy? - An EMT! But don't do this at home!
- Yeah! - (computer) Why I go to SF Giants'
baseball games. - Oh yes.
- Okay! - Oh my god.
- I don't like the Giants, but I do like garlic fries.
- Okay, don't breathe on me, bro. - (gasps) The garlic fries.
- The whole bucket? So, the whole thing in my mouth?
I can just crumple 'em up. - (PvF) The San Francisco Giants
are not only home to home runs, but also the nearby town of
Gilroy, California, AKA the garlic capital
of the world, influenced one of the stadium's best snacks:
a platter of Gilroy garlic fries that are extra crispy
and mighty potent. - This is not okay.
I'm wearing a Dodgers hat, and I'm holding
a little Giants flag. - Ew! You put Giants?
- Boo, Giants. Booo. - (laughs)
- This is not okay. - I'm a fan of all of
my California teams, including the Giants.
- Your finger's about to get all stinky.
- I know, but, you know... - Here's where everything
gets real gross because you just gotta squish.
- This feels like a crime. - It is a crime.
- Okay, here we go. - All right, sir.
- My gosh. - I'm gonna do a one squeeze.
- (laughs) - You see that?
- Izzy, are you gonna give him any tips or pointers?
- Absolutely not. I hope you choke.
(laughs) - Ha-ha!
- Yes! - That's honestly terrifying to watch.
- (Jayse) It should be. - Hope you like Loserville, idiot.
- (laughs) - Let's go.
- You [censored] slut. (laughs) - Language!
- Language! Language! - Sorry. Sorry.
- Language! - Hit this with a curve ball
into the mouth or what are we trying to do?
- You see this? - Ugh. Just leave it!
- Ready? - Well, I'm trying to extract
the juices out so it's smaller, right? Is that the way to do it?
- I don't know. - ♪ That's what she said ♪
- (PvF) All right, how are you feeling?
- Good about this. - Oh, I'm feeling good.
You feeling good? - One second? Yeah.
- (PvF) Three... - You're done.
- (PvF) Two, one. Time.
And time. (laughs) Time.
(gasps) - (mumbles)
- (PvF) It's a full point for Brian. I'm sorry, Carolina.
Good try! Izzy, I'll give you the point.
Joe, you get the full point. - (victorious roar)
- (PvF) I think Travis dropped one fry.
- (groans) - (PvF) I will give you 3/4
of a point, Travis. - (muffled) Noooo!
- (PvF) Jayse gets the full point. - (groans)
- (muffled speech) - Mmm.
- (exclaims) - Bob, we gotta go to
the instant replay on this one. Well, it looks like Travis
did actually lose one fry out of his mouth.
- Nooo, dude!
- Apple pie nachos?! - (both) Apple pie nachos!
- Ahhh. - I mean, honestly,
it sounds great. - Oh my god, I want these so bad!
- I don't wanna eat that fast. - I know, right? I wanna enjoy this.
- I mean, honestly, it sounds great.
- Oh no. - Stooop.
- Noo. (laughs) - (PvF) At Coors Field,
these sweet apple pie nachos made with cheddar cheese
are a unique twist on stadium foods.
And not only are they incredibly delicious,
they're also mighty hard to eat in two seconds.
- I don't wanna. - I don't wanna do it fast.
- This is sweet, but I am salty. (chuckles)
- Real quick. - There's cheese on it.
I don't know how I feel about cheese being on it.
- Oh, that's disgusting. - People eat apple pie
with cheese on top of it. - Cheddar cheese and apple pie?
Turns out, amazing. - It's an American tradition!
- Not in my America. (laughs) - Wow, look at you, American.
- It's going into ball form. - Good. Good, good, good.
- Make sure that you crumble up these chips because if one
of those catches you at the back of the gullet,
it's game over. - Come to the dark side, Travis.
- (laughs) Yes. I can feel it, Jayse!
- (laughs maniacally) - It smells really good.
It smells like apple pie. - Dammit.
- This has become quite the mess here, Travis.
- (Travis) Yes. - I think mine is pretty solid.
- Yeah, I think-- it's as solid as it's going to be.
This is so gross. - How the heck are you
so good at morphing?! I would never wanna play
snowball fights with you, 'cause you would just
actually make rocks. - I'm thinking, like, two hands.
- This is so-- - How the-- you're gonna
plop that [censored] in your mouth?! Like, [censored] nothing!
I don't wanna play anymore! - (Travis) Cheers.
- Meat mountain. - (laughs) Meat mountain.
- I don't like it. - Well, it's a cricket.
- (PvF) You can pull it out. - Ew! Don't do that!
- (PvF) Three, two-- - Ha!
- (PvF) One. (bell rings)
And time. Time.
Time. You guys get the full point.
- (roars victorious) - (hums happily)
- (PvF) I'll give you a half point, Brian.
Carolina, you get a point! - (muffled) Haha!
- (PvF) Yup, you guys both get the point.
- (roars victoriously) (muffled speech)
- Oh, wait. That's pretty good. - I hate this show. Wait.
- (PvF) Oh. I might have to take Izzy--
I may have to take you back to half a point.
- No, it was Joe. He spat in my cup.
- (PvF) No, I think we might have to take Izzy back
to half a point. - No! He's--
- (laughs) - Mm.
- Mm. - Mm.
- Mm. Eh. - (PvF) Cheddar cheese
and apple? - (PvF) Great combo.
- Yeah. That's America, baby. - It was gross the way we ate it,
but it was a really good taste. - Oh, Chicago!
- Cubbies? - Cubs.
- Wrigley Field. - Hot dog?
- Ooh, Chicago hot dog. - Oh, a Chicago-style dog, baby?
Let's go! - Hot dog! Ew, what the [censored]
is that? - That stuff's on the hot dog.
- What is that? - With the pickle on it.
No, wait. Hold on a second. No, no, no. We're doing it
with all the fixings? - That's what I'm saying.
The more toppings, the worse it is for us.
- Oh, there's too much on there. - That looks like jello.
- (PvF) Baseball and hot dogs go together, well,
like baseball and hot dogs. And in honor of Wrigley Field,
we've got a classic Chicago dog with mustard, onions, relish,
pickle spears, tomato slices, sport peppers, and a dash
of celery salt. - (groans)
- Man, everything's so disappointing in the fact that I have
to not adequately indulge. - Chicago, I've never been,
but I really wanna go. Please don't be mad at me
for doing this. - Rip it up.
- What's the worst thing that's happened to you on the show?
- Everything. - (both laugh)
- I've been here. Ohhh. - Pickles are reaped
and sowed from the devil's penis. - (laughs) My god!
- Ooh yeah, juicy. - What--
- I don't-- listen, okay, that's what happened
when I broke it in half. Leave it alone.
- I just went with a folded in half approach here.
And then, just shove. I got three seconds?
- (laughs) Yeah. - I'm squishing hard.
- I'm so excited right now. You have no idea.
I can't wait to eat this. - Clearly.
- Don't put ketchup on a Chicago-style hot dog.
- Ketchup need not apply. - ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
Oh, damn. Oh, god! - Eat this every day.
- This is more a baseball dog than a baseball dog has ever been
'cause it's in the shape of a baseball.
- Yeah, it looks really scary to-- hey, it's like the action movie!
- (imitates machine gun) - Rambo!
- We're good. We're good. - Yeah. I'm going-- I mean,
we've kind of got the same thing going here.
- Dude, I'm gonna yak from that. - Oh, it's too big.
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
Time. Time.
Izzy, you get half a point. Joe, you get the full point!
- (roars victoriously) - (PvF) All right, time!
Brian, we'll give you a half point. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- (PvF) Sorry, Carolina. That is a point for each of you.
- (grunts happily) (muffled speech)
- Horrible. Nicole, you're a bad person.
- (PvF laughs) - Honestly, I feel like
that just rewired my DNA.
- (PvF) The best dessert at Citi Field.
- Wowfulls? - Whaaat?
- Oooh! - That looks bomb.
- That-- no, no, no, no, no. But no! - That looks really bomb.
- Ohhh my god. That looks so good. Are you joking?
- It's too big! Phrasing. - This looks so good, though.
- What the hell?! - (laughs) Oh my god.
- (PvF) Originally from Hong Kong, these Wowfulls stole the hearts
of New Yorkers when they were introduced at Smorgasburg
and are now a staple favorite when seeing the New York Mets play
at Citi Field. - Are you insane? (laughs)
- I don't want to desecrate the dish! - Get outta here, four seconds!
- Holy cow. This thing is huge. - With the Pocky?!
- You're doing it. - I hate this.
- That's so much food! - Keep it-- oh, is that cookie dough?
Is that a little cookie dough ball? - First of all, I broke
the Pocky in half. - (Carolina) I just shoved mine
in there. (gasps) - Okay. That'll do.
- Wait, no, 'cause what if I do this and then the--
- Exactly. - I know. Your mouth is HUGE!
- I do have a big mouth. - I feel like I'm hitting
a boundary here. - (chuckles)
- This is dumb. - This is gonna suck!
- There's no way. Look how big this is.
Look at my hand compared to this. - Haa!
- Oh my god-- got a brain freeze in my hand.
- Ow! - Yeah, that's the thing is
it's also cold, so it's hard to hold even.
- Trying to just get it all in there. - Basically just horking down
on a turd right now is what it looks like.
- (all laugh) - ♪ Gonna go into my mouth
and disappear in Joe ♪ ♪ Let's go! ♪
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
And time. Time.
- (giggles) - (giggles)
- (PvF) No, sorry. Time!
Oh, why don't we give Joe the point?
Sorry, Izzy. No points for you.
- Ahhhh! - (PvF) Jayse gets the full point.
Travis, we'll give you half a point. (ding)
- Oh my god. That is delicious. - It's so cold!
- Are you okay? - It is so cold!
- That's good. - Really good.
- That's really good. - This is so good.
Are you-- (laughs) - I'm gonna enjoy this while I--
- No, you're not enjoying it. - I'm not.
- You are experiencing trauma in real time.
- (laughs)
- Hold on, that's a Philly cheesesteak!
- Is that a Philly cheesesteak? - Absolutely not.
- No! - Ugh! (laughs)
- That is a Philly cheesesteak. Are you kidding me?
- We're eating a whole Philly cheesesteak?
Did you see how big that thing was?
- It's massive! - Wanna go?
- Yeah, let's go. - We can just get out of here.
- All right. Bye, Nicole. - (Joe) See ya.
- It was nice having you. - (laughs) No! No!
Don't give it to me. - Mom, I wanna go home.
- (PvF) Forget Pat's and forget Geno's.
The Clubhouse Philadelphia Philly cheesesteak
at Citizens Bank Park is easily one of the best,
although much harder when you have to house it
in five seconds. - I am so mad at you
because this is legitimately, no joke, one of my favorite sandwiches.
- Tried and true. Tried and true. - Pffft!
- I can't. The smell. It smells like my dog's food.
- I wanna see them drop that ladle into a hot vat
of Cheese Whiz and just drizzle it. - He can chill with the hostility
on the little Cheese Whiz. - Work from the base.
Start at the base. Squeeze from the base.
Work your way to the top. - All right.
(laughs) - (wheezes)
- I can do it. I don't wanna do it.
Ferg, you're not okay with this. You're not okay with us doing it.
This is a moral quandary for you, filming this show.
- (PvF) Here's a close-up on it. - You got a little--
you got a little extra. I just wanna make sure.
I just wanna make sure. I'm just trying to be fair.
- You would be the type of kid that would rat out
a kid to the teacher. - Oh!
- Look at that little bit. - In a second, yes.
I'd be like, "Oh, somebody did-- it was Gerald."
- Joe, did you know there's an underground
Philly cheesesteak eating competition that happens amongst
the players and teams? - No! Did you?
- I did, actually. Rockies' coach, Mike Jasperson,
ate 21 and 1/2.
- In three days? - He stopped in the middle?!
He stopped in the middle of the last one! What is happening?!
- Because he got halfway through it and then probably the 21
other ones came up. (laughs) - Really gross. I don't like it.
I don't like it. I don't like it. - (Izzy) Just don't wanna think.
- Feeling confident in the size of this...
sandwich now. - See, so mine is the opposite shape.
I'm like-- mine's like coned down at the bottom.
- Good ball? - Good ball.
- Good ball. - Cheers. Oh, god.
It's so big and dense. - There you go. Look at that.
- Damn. - Cheers.
- Cheers. - (both laugh)
- Dude, stop. - (PvF) Three, two, one.
(bell rings)
Time.
And time. Time.
Wow. Jayse got some hair in his. - (both hmm at each other)
- (PvF) Yeah, I'll give you each half a point.
- Mm-hmm! - (squeals)
- (PvF) Half point for Joe. Izzy gets a quarter point.
- Wooo! - Got it.
- (PvF) That was a point for each of you.
- Nice. - Oh, that's a good Philly cheesesteak.
- Do you go home and cry after this show?
- Mm-hmm, yeah. - Great. I don't know who's
getting this full point. I don't know.
- (both laugh) - (woman) You can find
the Cleanup Burger in section 113.
- Is that a waffle sandwich? - Four all-beef patties?!
- That was gigantic! - Do you wanna just enjoy
this one, Joe? - Yes.
- Yeah? Okay, I'm down. - (PvF) Take your headphones off.
- I won't because if I take my headphones off,
then you're gonna bring me the food, so no.
- (PvF) Take your headphones off. - God.
- (laughs) - I don't want to play.
I don't wanna play anymore. I'll go home.
Oh, wow! - Waaa!
- So weird. (laughs) - Ahhhh! (laughs)
- Guys! (laughs) - Oh my god! (laughs)
- (PvF) Grilled, all-beef patties topped with golden hash browns,
hickory-smoked bacon, cheese, a sunny side up egg,
all on a fresh buttermilk Belgian waffle with maple syrup.
We're cleaning it up with a cleanup burger,
a beast of a dish from the Atlanta Braves.
- And you want me to die? - Travis, I gotta tie the hair back
'cause that last one... - (laughs) Please tie the hair!
I'm tying my hair back! - Well, I got my hair in my mouth.
- We're gonna let her count down, and then we're just gonna
take a bite of this and see how it is.
- I guess Waffle House would be proud of the Atlanta Braves?
Look at this thing. Oh my god.
(in 'Southern' accent) Y'all want some sweet tea?
- Go ahead. Go ahead and squish it. I'm not--
- Give me a second. - I am not doing that.
- ♪ Crush it up and ball it out ♪
♪ And I will spit it out ♪ - Wow!
- I don't wanna eat this in six seconds.
I wanna enjoy this! Ahhhhhh.
- No. I'm gonna try. - So good.
Go ahead! - I'm gonna try.
- I don't like when my... - Not gonna cheat.
- ...savories touch my sweets. - (chuckles)
- (Izzy and React laugh) - Don't put that on the internet.
- Give it a squeeze! - One, two, three! (blows)
- Oh my god. - (PvF) I weirdly feel like
she's made it bigger. - (laughs) Doesn't it feel that way?
- Try to put the entire mass of the Earth inside the moon.
- (PvF) The Atlanta-- - Ohhhhhhh, ahhhhh!
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
- ♪ (hums) ♪ - (PvF) And that's time.
And time. - Mmmm!
Mm-mm. Mmmm-mm. Hmm-hm-hm. - (grunts)
- (PvF) And time. That was a good try.
That is zero points for both of you. - Oh, no.
- I felt like I was doing really good.
- I was li-- oh my god! That is so perf!
Noooo! - (PvF) Travis, no points.
- (groans) - (PvF) I think, Jayse,
we'll give you-- Jayse, you get half a point.
- (muffled) I wanna thank you for (muffled speech).
- Yeah, mm-hmm.. - (PvF) Jayse...
- I lost a round. - (PvF) ...with 5 and 1/2 points...
- Dang it! - (PvF) ...you are still
our big winner today. - You go, big boy.
You're still the top dog. You're on top, baby!
- What's wrong with him? - Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.
- It's not okay. - Mm-mm.
- (burps) - Damn!
- She defeated me. Nicole has defeated me.
- It's the last round! - Yes!
- (PvF) Today's episode was the most delicious,
and it would be wrong for you to not enjoy it.
- Clearly, I need to-- you know, I need to do some--
do some drills in the off season. - Stretch that mouth.
You know, you gotta do some drills. - Yeah.
- You gotta do some calisthenics.
- Thank you guys so much for watching this
Eat In One Second Challenge on People Vs Food.
- Think you could take us on? Let us know in the comments.
- With my 1 and 1/2 point, I think you will.
- Also, let us know what we should try next time.
- And be sure to follow us on TikTok and Instagram
for more behind the scenes content. - Ooh, it's...
- ♪ Helicopter, helicopter ♪ - ...squirting everywhere.
- What is that? Is that-- that better not be your juicies.
- (all laugh) - Dude.