so I did a little thing because I I was
too impatient I wanted to do something
with animal call I could not stop
thinking about this game since we
stopped playing it so I I went ahead and
got my boots on my rain hat isn't he
adorable look how cute he is he still
got this infection on his face of
serious face ahem but he's got a cute
little rain hand you got cute little
booties on I love him
I've also I'm a little antenna switch
over here I got my leave for umbrellas
and I'm gonna beat the [ __ ] out of Shari
with there's one thing in here though
that I didn't check because I wanted to
wait for you all of you people at home I
wanted to wait and do this properly
because we're all in this together you
know High School Musical and everything
so I got a letter from my mom I don't
know how she got this address but I'm I
hope she put in a return address so I
can put down like a help note for being
trapped in hell with all of these
bastards My dear toss boy whenever I see
a plane I think of you and wave at those
airborne strangers with all my might
there's imagine the mom might think the
plane goes by she's like I had no idea
how many flights took off each day thank
God mom Greyson pocket just give me a
present
give me Mommy Dearest
she gave me oranges oh um no I'm not
gonna get that bad sickness cuz I got my
citrus I had peaches already which is
fun but peaches aren't in length now if
you're all you're eating is peaches
while you're eating those tiny asses
sooner or later you just want to want to
eat a different ass you know we're gonna
eat that all in genetics alright this is
all set up now as well blathers is here
police say think so let's go ahead and
check it out it's bad there's an owl I
know nothing
he's cute Rather's yeah mad angry
looking bastard oh you go on meet you my
name is Bathurst
I am exceedingly interested in the
ecosystem of this island thus I have
come to conduct research if you will
could it be that you are going legendary
toss boy the one that we have heard so
much about the personage who chose the
location for this tent I am it's it's
whatever you know don't call it a
comeback thanks to you I was able to
alight on this island with nary a ruffle
feather now regarding the aforementioned
research don't let it be fool I know my
eyebrows make it look like that I am
exceedingly angry but I'm genuinely a
nice guy truth be told I haven't
determined to open a museum it's worse
dwell on this island amongst you so
should you discover a new type of insect
or a fish do be so kind as to bring it
here
I want to exhibit these creatures as
well as though you gave Tom crook look
don't let it get out I know what he
Satan what if he hears us he'll kill me
break my little knees which is where you
come in what would open the club Oh
double game audio whoops
this one there you go I would bet my pin
feathers this primitive plot is flush
with the fossils I require what the
river you say I can't just hop over it
you say yeah he's Lika I made him a mix
between Winnie the Pooh and Mickey Mouse
Mickey the Pooh Winnie the mouse I like
Mickey the Pooh better what is this pose
you asserting dominance or me work me
toss play while I transmit the vital
data to your nook phone how does
everybody have my number and is able to
just transmit data to my phone
immediately you see with good gather
[Laughter]
with wood gathered from hell one can
make a Winky vaulting pole on the pole
vault
alright let's figure this out blathers
wants me to do some shitty alright he
said he gave me some frivolity polar Oh
what are you selling you got the good
stuff you got the you got the good [ __ ]
you want you want oh plastic cannister a
lawn chair hmm a flimsy shovel
I sing shot what's this thing shot I can
get my ear drops I'll buy it 900 bells
what a [ __ ] thief I bought the DIY
for beginners as well so I have a bunch
of stuff that I could make no from Z
watering can recipe maybe I should get
the slingshot recipe and then I could
have just made my own and it probably
could have been cheaper you know I'm
gonna buy the shovel capitalism baby
what's that it was weed a pigeon and an
owl and our is just a fancy pigeon to
dig a grave and put sherry in it she's
never gonna know what happened
where should I dig but I'm gonna do it
here oh yeah
Oh a Scalise [ __ ] that's good [ __ ] hey I
did it I'm a legend I'm gonna have more
oranges slingshot [ __ ] oh I can't aim it
down I can't aim it at Sherry's tent put
eggs in it I gotta come and butterfly
the of them flutterby holy [ __ ] is that
way they'll call butterflies whoops got
another one we're going straight to
bladders he go have my lunch
Oh butterfly the repugnance go to
heavens I must maintain my composure beg
your pardon
bugs I do detest them still there's much
I can tell you about the insect you
apprehended if you insist it is fine go
ahead
no I see in that case the cousin
butterfly would help you believe it is
but a beautiful friend flirting prettily
about the flowers I say they may seem
innocent with their pretty white wings
but they hide a dark side and even so
with this we need 14 donations Oh
needless to say I am either to accept
your continued contributions or do some
work yourself via feathered freak right
can I rob him boys cheer all right
onwards on another adventure hmm I could
be cool no I have a held shirt that's
pretty cool all right
hey these kind of look like Crocs I need
them I can claim my miles one of the
goals of nuk Incorporated is resident
togetherness our gregarious greetings
initiative aims to reward you can call
it whatever you want Tom we all know
it's a scam to reward you with crook
miles just for chatting with residents
try to talk to all your neighbors every
day do I have do oh that's not bad you
know what I will I will vomit in my
mouth and swallow it talking to Cherie
if it means that I can get more miles
I'll have a thousand okay calm down
regain composure or miles just for
catching creepy crawlies everybuggy
catches one that won't be surprising
someone in their sock drawer okay so any
10 boobs bugs don't bug me you can earn
my eyes for filling out your critter
pedia okay so I need ten different types
of bugs have a nice DIY
you know that that doesn't look like day
have a nice die inhale look incorporated
or award nook miles for the number of
DIY sorry
DYI since that's the way he thinks it's
pronounced recipes you've collected
think about that you're earning for
learning yes yes a lot of miles I'm
doing I'm gonna get so many steps Oh
greedy wieder so many miles this is easy
okay so basically I got so money
basically just do [ __ ] and you get [ __ ]
wait I have the 5k already Oh Tommy Boy
I didn't think ah task boy hello hello
what would you like to talk about I'm
all ears
about my moving piece oh you'd like to
pay your moving fees very well you owe
me 5,000 miles cash it in boys
cash it in I have it I'm paying off
Satan thank you so much
it only took you three days to walk
5,000 miles that's kind of [ __ ] crazy
I'm Satan and even I can't do that
indeed that is 5,000 miles and not a
mile less with that you're moving fees
has been paid in full
this is a happy day for us both mm-hmm
God how the hell am I gonna earn any
interest off this goopy now I need to
figure out something else that he needs
to buy hey check out this other house
that I have for sale and here's a second
phone yes yes you're free and clear of
dead living on a thrive and scenic
Island what could be better if only it
was that easy to pay off all your debt
oh that wasn't actually a rhetorical
question let me be more specific
how is that tent treating you Tom Tom
breathe Todd don't breathe
wait all this time I thought you were
having breathing problems he's just
laughing at me ah but no one ever said
that developing an island paradise would
be easy but we don't do things because
they are easy mm-hmm you do you just
told me to move here and pay for my own
getaway and made me pay for all my own
stuff you didn't do anything Tom all you
do is step up to the microphone and tell
everybody how much money they owe you
prick we do them because they are
profitable oh he actually said that you
know what time at least you're honest
well if you were growing weary of life
in a 10 yes yes I suppose the time is
right to discuss the possibility of
building custom homes now there are
certain challenges to building fabulous
homes in a remote location such as this
challenges that do translate directly
into costs I'm afraid zero interest
financing in an extremely lacks
repayment plan anything is possible
you know what Tom I watched the big
short recently and I know all about the
mortgage scams okay the the CEOs the
subprimes
the the triple A's the double B's all
right I'm I know what you're up to Satan
so DAWs boy we ever find yourself
interested in a new home do come oh one
more thing to shave we have a Mauser
demson service for the Nook miles you've
collected when you access the Nook stop
you'll be able to redeem your mouths
with lots of interesting things
why is Timmy or Tommy or whichever one
you are just staring at me staring into
my soul they're staring at the player
like we know
[Music]
see you let the flames guard the steward
to the watch stairs but you see the W
Shane's house why stop you're scaring
the children
wait all the trees look the same is it
randomized or is there a specific type
of tree okay toss boy you're making so
bad I don't get two different types of
wood out of one free just smack into two
different ways okay
I'm gonna build some nice decking around
my house everyone loves my dick all
right that's enough to build a pole
oh do believe I need five more there we
go there we go now I am Tosk boy
oh hi Shari how's it going Shari do you
like my ax
you're next what I didn't say that I
some there's a draft hell is a lovely
place guys
it's a great place to be but my way
Shari you're gonna eat that butterfly GE
are you headed how do you wear away from
you I have to talk to you don't get my
Meier's I get it moved here on a whim my
boyfriend left me he took everything and
kicked me out and I know where to go and
then Tom Nook was like hey do you want a
new boyfriend on a new island so how are
you ha ha I'm not sure I brought enough
bells with me cheeky like you here
deserted island and you think you're not
even gonna need money
Oh Shari you're dumb aren't you I need a
plan
I heard that you have lots of bells why
don't you just move in with me and then
we can share our bells huh hells bells I
heard it can get bells by selling fruits
on my body and stuff to Timmy
cherry if I do that maybe I'll be
alright this is a night flight damn look
at this dude
chari check it out I found us dinner
I caught a tiger butter of life I've
earned last rats nice have it taste it
wanted feel it come on Bubba Gump yes
I caught a carp if I catch another they
say they can car food maybe this is why
I have no friends cuz everyone makes fun
of all my jokes with the weeds Oh No
okay that's it for my flimsy preaching
ride oh damn it all
hi bladders it's me houseboy I'm here
too
I'm here to give you all the butterflies
even though you don't like them Oh
surely duty what would you like to
donate I would like to give a tiger
butter for cuz it's dope here take my
lunch way to ask yes please tell me and
I want you to hold into your hands for
longer see you're terrified oh I made a
flimsy watering can I will keep crafting
for now don't you worry mm-hmm I'll make
a vault and Bowl because I want to go
somewhere else oh is it
[Music]
nice 300 hell miles are mine yep
you see hell is forever and you're stuck
here for eternity you can walk all day
and still get nowhere hell miles cash
yours in today that works right I don't
know my trees could be dead for all I
know
oh god no my ax
Cash Money son they were hiding their
money and rocks all alone hell is a
scary place full of twists and turns you
can help me by giving me all your money
Oh toss boy have you made a decision
about home ownership ready to move
forward into comfort and luxury yes I
would very much like to look forward to
that as fun as living in a tent can be a
house gives you more space and also
rattlesnakes can't come in and bite you
in the toes and helps you put down roots
now building a house make it means
taking out a a new loan in the amount of
98 thousand bells you want me to you
basically ask me to buy a mortgage from
you Tom you can call it all you want are
you gonna call it like oh this is the
the nook housing initiative
it's a mortgage Tom no what do you think
ready to build your own home sweet home
I guess thank you very business huh get
construction started right away no I
[ __ ] won't
I just paid off I paid off my moving
cost huh 98 grand in the hole again oh
this really is just life the video game
hey you just got out of your debt well
[ __ ] surprise here's a whole
brand-new pile of dead that we didn't
tell you about you just left college and
you're in debt from that well so you're
gonna need to live somewhere and if you
want to live somewhere
you're kinda gonna have to go in debt
again sorry you know your brother you
should go to be paying it off for the
rest of your life oh no one told you
that when you were in school
yeah probably cuz they wanted you to
actually look forward to something in
life but surprise Oh idiots heard you
please like the roof color from this
list does it matter black like my soul
Tom I'll get that order in for you yes
yes see this is just telling you that
life is hell oh one more thing
homeowners get an automatic milk mileage
program upgrade just give me one moment
hmm he's pulled out of gonna shoes here
we go I've updated your program
membership details toss boy now when you
use the nuke miles app you'll have
access to the nope miles plus benefits
this really feels like I'm being sold
some sort of scheme nope miles plus
includes a nifty way to earn additional
mouths for special circumstances you'll
see the details when you launch the app
so please give it a look when you can
also you're gonna have to buy the app
and there's a subscription service of
$14.99 a month but it all goes straight
towards good old notes pockets that is
all for me one of them new homes you'll
be ready tomorrow quite exciting yes at
least you'll get it built fast look
miles with a plus your rank is increased
and you can now use book miles plus
services plant flower seats okay can do
earn bailed by selling items okay can do
you don't give me a hundred hundred
fifty three hundred miles catch a loach
why don't you catch these hands hi Tom
wait I weird but plane are they on my
eyes are working to D ah come here
whatever I'm over it already
[ __ ] you plant plant plant yay now I'm
gonna water these bad boys drink up now
there's steroids in it they're gonna be
nice and big like super flowers and
you're gonna help me defeat Michael
Jordan in the Space Jam I want to take a
better picture though this is Robins
idea and I loved it no wait I took other
photos or take photo yeah there we go
[Music]
[Laughter]
yes nice okay fully-fledged ask diver
okay okay
photogenic claret wave what else can we
use now I want to be a fully fledged
clown there we go
toss boy the resident representative of
hell where you can ride fast ride fast
and eat ass with all our tiny ass
peaches and he's a fully fledged clown
perfect
what are you telling me oh I can claim
Anoop miles listening cuz I planted my
father's yeah bad boys really coming up
in the world internet clown it's so much
better I also have my hold
I'm gonna go to the other Island so many
more ash trees over here there's a brown
star in the ground a little earth
butthole okay
[Music]
you dope in the wrong place there boss
oh I got a possible dynamite baby coral
that's sold for a lot last time what a
hit big money folks
oh you just get better pants better
pants bigger pockets trivago right there
wait something just squirted here hold
on can I do a secret thing I did Manila
clam my favorite flavor of clam um
swap it with yeah come up with some
peaches for now good the peaches stay
good fishing bait okay I'll be back
wait oh yeah number one that was
announced everyone was freaking out
being like you can pause but I was just
like wait you couldn't do that before
indeed there can be no doubt this is oh
oh oh I'm so in love with you now at the
airport I don't have a tummy for Timmy
whichever er I don't care
this is important
Hey welcome to your one and only - get
away - the skies the hell Airport ladies
to meet you I'm Orville ground crew for
dodo Airlines go to Airlines the crew
may be flightless that doesn't mean you
have to be thing you want to visit none
Rylander invite friends to this one
here's the place to do it
oh we also got a mail service at this
airport sometimes the letters just
better you know one since I'm gonna know
take a gander to your right we've got
all kinds of cards at the cards and by
the way your toss boy right yeah do you
want an autograph small island uh-huh
where he gets around
toss boys famous boy anything tell me I
want I want visitors baby the gates to
hell are open come on in
looks like someone's on their way here
whoa this is so exciting
I can't wait for you to see my shirt I
made a shirt you made a shirt yeah hold
on it's saving I'm not allowed to touch
my nipples okay
airline desertedisland relocator goobers
coming from Sakhalin Bowl - oh my god
you're so cute
you own the [ __ ] place oh I'm getting
miles one second oh my god you don't
even give me the attention that I need
and deserve inhale hi hi you're so cute
how do I give you a gift my character is
a horrific monstrosity compared to yours
I just drop it and you pick it up maybe
you can't stuff here okay
Oh put it on the field let's go come
play with me Gabi's
come touch me in the meadow Oh Alec pick
it up it's a leaf the judges bail yeah
so put that on the floor
wait come to my house I don't got a
house yet I just got uh ten I'm ninety
eight thousand in debt no cuz Tom said
he's one of my house
moving it oh you got your house ordered
nice he's a bit of an [ __ ]
those are red tulips oh that's gonna be
cute
yes wanna be like the Netherlands Dean
etalons babe you play on your sweet
hey I turned it up hey Bert me going
saves battery hey get out of my tent Oh
cute you want to hear some music
wait I I have just regular animal
crossing music on in the background
cool well he like scoots by look I can
turn the camera in here I never knew
that Wayde King oh that opens up all
walls of my house your tooth is so cute
that's how small his tooth you want to
suck on it courage hey you want some
peaches yeah please hold on I'll swap it
for some peaches yeah take my tiny asses
oh I like tiny asses yay
can we thank you can we like emote Oh Oh
try the try the bill wait put it on the
floor
[Music]
I can't
oh we're not best friends so I can't use
any tools on this island no I wanted to
grab the X foot house company over right
now is to take time to decorate later I
kept with the bottle down while you're
here
oh that sucks well you can put it put it
down the bit with the eggs oh you mean
the boob
this is BAM oh hey have you shouldn't
you help this dude no he died and came
to hell he deserves to stay there my bad
yes now I can kill him I can kill them
now that you're distracting them she was
but a distraction ha ha oh [ __ ] hey he's
like yo you've been training a bunch
some of your rocks no no I can't say I
need iron nuggets oh you broke it I know
brookey Rock I know cuz I'm so strong I
have I was eating peaches
oh no you gotta be careful though those
rocks don't come back people said they
do do you think I don't know Uber's is
going home to South Travis yeah that was
my girlfriend she's pretty epic a cool
place big name travel warning
[Music]
[Applause]
Thank You Evelyn for the best thing that
I have had in this game
Oh would you like me to ask I'm all
aflutter whole ego I found a walk for
you what is here it can be but one thing
a corporal light a splendid specimen
superb condition guys dig on the ground
myself it's whatever like don't call me
a hero
all right I'm just I like to stay humble
you need we would be one step closer to
opening our hell museum with a copper
light like this would you like to donate
this relic of past to further our
museum's future that's like that's one
way of doing it
I like that mortgage swings don't [ __ ]
it's true it must be said there are also
astonishing treasure trove of ancient
information hey wait for us
sorry [ __ ] from certain plant eating
dinosaurs has been found to contain
small pebbles those dinosaurs were
idiots and they try to eat rocks
dinosaurs like many modern birds ate
rocks to help grind the greens and their
bellies indeed fossilized [ __ ] reveal
not only what food the kind of late but
how they digested it - oh um there you
have it fascinating stuff no no Bravo
and thank you once the museum is
complete
it shall be displayed with you know
dignity ah [ __ ]
here we go again II I can redeem these
four things what does this do I don't
know custom design pro editor darn it's
like microtransactions without real
money - ring it's essential details
allows you to use the tool ring to
easily swap between favorite tools
that's the tool wheel right pocket
organization guide information about
so you can carry more items oh I need
5,000 miles
all right I want this first oh that's so
much easier yeah let's hold this
bracelet okay I've no peaches in my
belly anymore which means I'm not gonna
break my rocks but I want to go talk to
mr. dodo over here wait just in case
this is a good picture it looks like a
always up that's yeah it looks like I
killed him no you two playing hm thank
you sir doing this is crazy
the laser just raised it pool noodles
all right fellas sorry licked although
his cookies head it has raisins wrong
with him what are you what are you doing
ma'am that's the laziest sloppiest
fishing I've ever seen
look ma'am I'm about to show you how
it's done okay see I live this really
fancy wheel that helps me do it even
better okay okay you see these families
you got it you got poop like that hold
on I want to get this it caught my eye
you know I want it yeah money
look I dug up a thousand bales what's
what is this shiny oops
thanks week do you have me Pinkerton
pizza
I already tipped down lanes oh wait they
don't see your pizza oh my are you who
might oh hang on I know whatever didn't
go over well you know one who kept
nudging me just now thanks for the
wake-up call those tasty hallucinations
tend to sneak up on me and you find it
in your heart to forgive this
waterlogged birdbrain I'm reading your
vacant expression as a yes whoo yes hey
doze off and tumbled overboard again
that's an endearing character trait of
mine ha ha me crewmates lovin when I
slip over the bow huh don't worry the
fellows will be here to rescue me in no
time ha ha nice up me wing you see I'm
just called for her abusing me handy
dandy may be handy-dandy communicator is
broken
this isn't handy or dandy ah sardines
it's all cracked and busted looks like
it's missing if you communicate her
parts
that means hey laughter weird for me
grew to find me under or I could take a
while
I have only got enough nautical puns the
last for a couple of holes ain't begging
you here are you please look for me
communique in her parents I look from no
public
oh thank you thank you Oh your heart
must be almost as big as your big fat
stupid looking head the communicator and
hurts are probably berry eating this
hand from work they just recent papers
if you waiting them I'll try and cram
them back in peace I'm sure my crewmates
are looking for me so I'd better stay
here and watch for the mold I need to
search into you I believe in you Parker
you know how much of a choice okay but
dude dude
you got to help me dude no comeback does
this guy on the island named Tom he's
really Satan though in disguise no one
else believes me but you really got to
believe me
he's trying to extort me for money I'll
find your purse but as long as you take
me with you when we're ready please here
drop I know how to do this now this nice
Wow I'll put the picnic basket right
outside my house
that's cute except now you're blocking
my bail
I still bail okay I can't bail if you do
that pick it up now by morning you know
I'm up with a big picnic basket inside
all right what should I do next
I have one iron nugget I mean let me
check my eat my nook miles I want to see
what I can do to get more miles faster
hit rocks complete DIY projects okay
catch a loach spend bells to buy items
it's been 5000 bells oh I don't to do
that I need 5,000 miles to be able to
get more storage space so utilize that's
good I should go plant the cherries that
Evelyn gave me all right actually picked
up like cherry trees now nursery cherry
oh cool
as much chaos as I'm trying to cause of
it it's a very very relaxing game I can
see why so many people love it even
myself I was sitting around as like man
I wanted I wonder how my island is doing
I want to check out my duties and just
have fun
[Music]
hey I was never here don't let anyone
tell you any different any fossils
around this looks like a fossil
yes look I took up a fuss here aha
that's dolomite baby
fill in those ones good boy protecting
one set of features over here out there
out there is a whole new world for us
out in the seven seas we can travel the
night yet we got we're stuck here for a
while I like that they sound like
they're speaking English but they're not
it's like it sounds like a baby heard
what the words in English sounded like
and then try to reproduce something to
kinda sounds like it but not really you
know assess these fossils yeah okay I
guess it's both at the same time
excellent here you go
the one I see Joey these rare fossils
each and every one and have not appeared
in our collection I see you have quite
the knack for finding voluble possum
your fishy fishy fishy nice beautiful
have it taste it want it drink it
I made some fish Paige let's do it again
that's a tiny boy although I do need to
catch some loaches look don't move you
go one come on turn turn a little bit
[ __ ] here we go this is it
there we go come on nice I got a leech
it's looking at me with reproach I need
to catch three of those right wait I got
a knock - or something
all you need to catch one it was one for
300 hey thanks to 300 oh that's fun our
bells by selling items I should just go
sell a bunch of [ __ ]
1300 bells I'm not bad you got a deal
there Tim oh right nice I only need uh
like 700 more 700 more look miles that's
not it
to get my extra storage that's all
working towards here I'm gonna
communicator pirates yeah wait your
communicator parts are able to believe a
genie in this recipe are you paying
strikes
best wishes my recipe now I can get the
[ __ ] paint off my face sweet I
learned the DIY recipe for a wooden
table moves there you go
attaboy get it taste it nibble him to
dip dip dip dip
it's a [ __ ] wheel I told an old tire
I sure am tired of that this whole
entire could be repurposed I've got an
idea for a DIY recipe my name my name
cos boy and I've got an idea a crazy man
I got it I got the last part now I can
make myself a game boy [ __ ] love game
boy man I wish you could change these
items as you were warning
then it would really be quick swapping
right now it's just annoying is whatever
I was a pole vaulting champion back from
where I came from I guess it doesn't
matter now that's a whole life no sherry
no one wants your wood and I don't have
any for you you find him I got him right
here baru oh those are definitely mighty
communicator parts come here you little
troublemakers now that would be four
hundred thousand votes hells bells to be
precise
all right the pieces are a crammed bag
in here let's see if this team can send
a message a high e dear crew it's me
your brother from another rotor pull
this it happened again can you swing by
eat a big meal then my coordinates now
Oliver over and over there that should
do it
you're the best thanks for all your help
I promise to return the favor
be sure to check your mail in a few days
I'm gonna send you something
and knock your flippers off just make
sure you put some flippers on before you
open it okay anyways nothing save
nothing to do no with his back and
forward for the next few hours let her
get started
love hasten to do knock miles baby mmm
what did I get them for Gulliver's
travails please be a lot I need 20
ding-dang I see it I want it get it get
it right I see how it works
I killed sofa oh oh it's adorable as if
anyone had any doubts can't put back any
more
oh yeah
I can't I want to move that picnic
basket now though god damn it look at my
cute little house tent hey my house
would be my no [ __ ] face when he just
lands in it first and he's just wide
awake that's me when I go to bed all
right what next family I do need to
finish off the museum I needed how many
more but also got an idea for the tire a
tire toy sure what else am I gonna use
the [ __ ] tire food it's crafted
mirror I need iron to craft a new a
mirror it's made a [ __ ] glass and
wood maybe a little bit steel
all this time that's all I had to do it
looks so [ __ ] derpy that ain't pounds
boy
welcome they're gonna my hat I can't
believe it took me almost like six hours
to realize that I could go around
without pants on Elliot oh hey that's
his voice man Timmy's alright
I'm offering you a big old bag of weed
and some pants I don't want the pants
back I'm selling these to you because I
need the money I don't want the
temptation if it's if I have pants in my
pocket which is weird to have already I
don't want that temptation I want to go
around pantsless and only have that as
an option my willpower is not strong
enough thousand bells and you my pants
are worth a lot less now a five thousand
knock miles or as we all know the crock
miles
cuz he's a thief it's this right oh okay
I see this totally makes sense I learned
some tricks for organizing my belongings
I bet I can carry a bit more stuff now
Oh baby
it's like it's like being at a
restaurant and eating all of your meal
and then being like damn I want dessert
but I'm too full and then you go to the
bathroom and you make more space and
then you room for dessert I'm coming for
those knees Tom thumb's gonna come and
take all our kneecaps scatter that bad
boy or [ __ ] big like shorter or hels
belles
let's go you go go go we're gonna get
some vine eats - now boys y'all get your
visions come on eat nice have it taste
it
nibble nibble
I caught a boot I got no plans for it
trash fishing was it is it cuz I got the
pair of boots is it oh you got me
fixings for sure that's a common
butterfly isn't it I need to get the
four from the old pile of bladders oh
nice perfect perfection toss boy you're
a gem oh cool I got a damn hey wait can
we when this goes up on YouTube can we
have it be that he caught a dab of when
the dad happens it just goes like you
know like wall cool epic thanks Robin
damn it's something that the kids do all
the time
no might I interest you in a few
fascinating facts about your dad
come on judge my dad I want blathers to
judge my dad
my dad gave dad is a flatfish that bears
some resemblance to the Olive flounder
though their mouths are different the
dab are as Millennials like to call it
dancing is something that a lot of
people do personally I'm [ __ ]
mortified by the fact that people do it
all the time people in vine culture used
to say that it was something called
comedy nice what is it
a smoker I don't want a smoker live a
vapor instead ah got you [ __ ] got you
[ __ ] oh my neck broke that was a hard
pulled her flight to catch
alright it's a new day it's actually
[ __ ] that time I know what else to do
can we make a custom design but what is
this if I wear this on my forward no no
did I change up my look we did wooden
table mirror change it up look cool ha
did I get new hairstyles hmm
oh my God he's so cute
oh my god oh that's that's toss my hair
if ever I've seen it okay now I got a
match
cost boys hair again yeah
a lot of people want the messy spikey
floofy hair yeah it's cute hey with a
task boys in a house run around with us
boy you get [ __ ] all right what else
today I have a smoker which I'm assuming
is for like food I love that little
scooch animation after dig up that tree
as well how big is this there's cheese
in my smoker sub toss Oh Tosh you're so
cute oh look at Sheree trying to [ __ ]
fish major a fish or get out of your
fish scare them you trying to catch that
fish what's your [ __ ] master's is it
you watching Shari
I'll show you what you suck and I'm
better see that Shari first try
yeah shove it in her face show it off I
got a better leg it's mad at me but only
a little
I think Sherry's mad at me as well see
you Shari you see it this is I'm better
than anything that you will ever
accomplish in your life you don't even
have an you don't even have a fishing
line or bait or a hook you're just
sticking your stick over the water and
pretending you're fishing is because you
saw me do it you're trying to be cool
it's never gonna happen Shari I'm not
coming over to your bed at night time
she's the worst
hoo-dee-hoo this must be a bit early now
my interest you in a few fascinating
facts about immediately yes please tell
me hi there eggs inside large bivalves
whit clams where the young can stay safe
until grown the bitter wing isn't being
stinky
no they're just catfishing all of the
people he says me my vision rod and the
breeze between my nethers I thought he
just says his little boots on I love you
toss boy you're so cute
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