top of the morning to you laddies my
name is jacksepticeye and welcome back
to the man of mad an on the duke of
milan you can see the little m or not a
little they're big like ghostship off in
the distance so i mean pretty obvious
that we're heading there anyway but now
we got some details of it so remember
witty Brad witty Braddock o is asleep
and insecure Alex is still very insecure
about his knees so don't talk about them
I got Derek real quick so we're like ten
seconds out of the jaws of certain death
well
ball this meatball pulls a ring out of
God knows where yeah where did you hide
the ring a lady never tells
lady Alex well play there man no wasn't
comrad gonna get us some more beers
after he helped Fliss maybe he decided
hey I'll drink some and then he got
drunk since he was drunk he forgot to
bring it to us and he just kept on
drinking and he drank all of it sounds
like you've had some experience with
this kind of phenomenon yeah I've been
studying it for you we found a bullet
lodged in the plane huh I left it below
deck if you want to check it out okay
sure so I love bullets how does it feel
to soon be known as the Bemis of Julia
Smith oh I'm not taking your name no I
don't be an ass honestly I wasn't sure
how it would feel but now that I hear it
it does have a nice ring to it
I guess we should talk about wedding
plans eventually
I mean yeah dad can foot the bill god no
gross leave dad out of this language I'm
taking lessons yeah I can't wait for us
to plan everything together I was so
worried you might say no I almost did oh
man you can be a total douchebag of
course I was gonna say yes you dimwit
you [ __ ] nugget the second you said yes
I could see our whole future rolling out
ahead of us Oh God okay I'm just playing
this as nice as possible because the
cringe of doing the other thing would be
way too much for me to handle
whoa get a boat you too whatever we go
there was much celebration to be had hmm
yes quite relaxed Hey you see my brother
or Fliss no I got distracted as busy
looking at my reflection in a piece of
glass which one is you know where the
magic happens howdy are you guys doing
I apologize for my brother he has a
severe case of what we call douche bag
my family I'd like to apologize for my
brother acting like a horny fifth grader
it's okay I can deal with children
Conrad beers where are they oh yeah the
beers oh just get him now
nice shirt Conrad I need that I need a
shirt like that in my life
okay caught the characters walk like
they're made out of play-doh the facial
animations are fantastic but the arms
are like everybody's here let's take a
look at the navigators pad we found
maybe we can figure out why the plane
was out here where'd you put it
it's in your case okay I'll go get it
Hey hi
okay let's snoop around Wow
what kind of pictures begin under a
camera is that it I just look at the
GoPro oh here we go nice Oh cute okay
that looks like a plane pretty good
these are great pictures for this little
camera Oh Air Rescue Service Conan oh
kanwa an island it says it on the right
Shawn just use your freakin eyes Bravo
do you what I missed out in series bro
time it's a bra moment for sure also I'm
kind of worried about going forward
because I was remembering back to until
dawn and in that they came to give you
some some little prepper QTEs at the
start of the game where no one could die
but it made it feel like big things were
happening dangerous and then later on it
was just like yeah get ready cuz those
white something gone two seconds Hey
almost time for barbecuing I was looking
at myself in a shiny piece of glass
there's a lot of that going around got
it let's go up let's go down on each
other come here
oh yeah easy tiger
I should get back
okay right here he's got blue bald Alex
I don't secure you gonna be now sorry
being a dick Oh couple of breathe oh
dude you know a law of drinking it
you've got no resistance there all right
everyone
check it out manchurian gold who wants
to find some sunken treasure I do so
what do you think Adam coordinates those
are coordinates all right
maybe the planes destination you think
we could get there by tomorrow it takes
a couple hours if the weather stays
steady Wow
you find anything else there was a
flight plan on board that seemed to
indicate it was a rescue plane yeah that
makes sense after the war they turned
long-range bombers in to rescue planes
and then this plane must have been shot
down because it was riddled with bullet
holes
I found one lodged in the fuselage huh
and it was full of life rafts he must
have gotten shot down before they could
deliver all the rafts there was only one
missing from the photos Alex took you
can see the flight badge on one of the
corpses that means the crew is from the
con Wynn island smack dab in the middle
of the Pacific Theater Wow called it
check out the big brain on pratical
excuse me I told you to leave everything
down there alone oh come on we've been
through this already I'm not talking
about the law no hey they were
respectful no you did whatever you
wanted whatever you took it was too much
this chat down okay chill out Street
more of your beer oh come on
no one knows we've even been down there
and I don't think ghosts can talk oh you
Americans are all the same huh no
respect for anyone else's traditions you
should have never gone down to that
claim in the first place it's bad luck
you think you can scavenge down there
and it makes no difference but every
single thing you bring back has an
essence it's like a ghost you invite to
the surface there we go yeah I never
thought about it like that
you never think about much of anything
else maybe I never heard about such cool
ghost stories they're not cool ghost
stories not like for fun people drown in
these waters and you have to respect
their resting place damn straight
bread you got a fungal sorry ray
yeah yeah guy you story idiots and right
around here - let's hear it we could all
use a good show yeah I want to hear it I
want is he gonna sell the story about
the people who died at the start of the
game let's hear it I bet you can spin a
good yarn it's kind of messed up
actually hell yeah that's a good story
scare away little bro okay here goes
this story is true it had happened -
right near here in an old lighthouse
classic setup wait
true story where'd you hear this ah well
down by the dockside I found an ancient
old man skin like a leather book
eyepatch wooden leg the whole nine yards
telling for a dollar
he told me his secrets Suz legit the
lightness stood atop and a toll isolated
from the rest of the world
a lone beacon in the night a sailor's
respite the lighthouse keeper would hear
the waves whoa my walkie sure won misty
morning he comes upon a woman covered in
blood she's stumbling down the beach he
hurries to her aid and she falls into
his arms sobbing as he hurries her back
to the lighthouse he asks where she's
from he doesn't waste any time it smooth
I don't think it's about that idiot
shush
the woman answers I live here in the
lighthouse
my parents are upstairs right now twists
of course the lighthouse keeper says
that isn't so of course he's lived there
alone for years
mm-hmm and the woman becomes hysterical
and it's just her parents are upstairs
so they go to the top of the lighthouse
and they're just lay down on the floor
it's a man and a woman brutally murdered
with an axe always an axe I mean do
people even use X as anymore she's just
reporting the facts cliches at all
chopped up into little tiny giblets have
an axe hell yeah that's awesome
you should embellish the facts how
chopped up were they so gross so gross
okay so
who did it so the woman she's still
hysterical says her husband did it
mmm and he's still here in the closet
huh the husband eh so is this a warning
12 future brides Hey
no back seats you're locked in well that
sounds healthy it's over to the closet
opens the door and sure enough there's a
man inside but he's cut his own throat
Oh
horrified he was closer to see the dead
man's face in the dark closer closer and
he sees it's his own thing no and then
its eyes bulge out and screams she's
right dude how did you get the lightning
to do that nice one Squire that was
awesome
yeah was it scary I'm not scared just
need to go down below deck and change my
pants for no specific reason you have me
going pretty cool maybe I'm the cheese
there corn dog okay you've all had your
fun we should all turn in there's some
weather hitting are we uh uh no no no
because according to standard vessel
regulation we're all required one more
beer before hitting a it's
standard-issue regulatory institutional
protocol subdivision 1099 we're sure so
you found a website that tells you to
drink beer under every circumstance I'm
just following orders man Boyd's
drinking beers down by the water dude
it's just fun like ghost stories gonna
come true though we're all gonna die
I'm gonna try my best not to get anybody
killed but pretty sure I'm gonna [ __ ] it
up which one will it be who will be the
first to die I was not expecting that
it's got space magic oh this is creepy I
hate this the idea of somebody doing
something to you in your sleep oh I
really should not put the controller
down should I Jesus that was close Oh
God that scared me are the boys back oh
god no
don't stab them
now Shannon Shawn Ashmore No
but even just died then and there if I
didn't save him cuz I'm so close if the
QT was any faster I was screwed oh
that's what I'd Willy
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ungag bliss she might have she might
have better stuff to say she might have
dealt with pirates before she's the
captain after all
yeah we're don't he ever do this in
movies wouldn't they ever ungag each
other how was I supposed to know know
you're sorry you're sorry you're
learning your ways you're being a better
person it's all my fault I'm sorry okay
sorry
yeah we get that young guy each other
dude Alex sweet package
why are you insecure
it's got blood in his head almost free
damn nimble
that's a great close-up of knees bad
news is these are kind of maybe the
fishermen I pissed off earlier oh god
damn it
Conrad great just great and the good
news I recognized how was this good news
we're gonna ask the good news first or
such an idiot
Jesus hey are they gonna do to us
wait where's Brad investigate first if I
untie them and then they come in and see
he's untied we might get killed
caution first
oh they're coming see this I'm saying if
he untied him they would have come in
and killed us or maybe what if we would
have been able to defend ourselves I
don't know
Oh God I'm really good at dodging [ __ ]
yeah I'll be back for you later nobody
knows they're out there little lady
oh that voice is way deeper than I was
expecting let's meet the moose you can
go [ __ ] yourself you piece of [ __ ] to
him Flis you're the little lady
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I didn't get the touch that one
Oh God
okay I'm ready uh what do you want what
are you [ __ ] I didn't see [ __ ]
oh god oh god oh god
please just stop
slow down
easy
it's let's train get out of this okay
de-escalate the situation don't
antagonize to grab your head okay okay
okay I have a feeling as soon as I say
Oh God
as soon as they say [ __ ] you they're
gonna be like okay stab
I'm trying to keep my boys alive hello
oh Jesus I didn't know your first name
is Jesus dipstick shut the [ __ ] up I
don't think they're gonna hit her they
have an influence
flusher seems to be getting buddy-buddy
with him she's my brother yeah where is
Brad I'm sure he's fine
no but I'm sure he's fine
these guys probably just want money or
something all right there we go dude
alex is built he would mess you up don't
piss your hands once we get Julia back
nobody could take it my surprise yeah
okay they're coming what did they
actually want they haven't said anything
yet [ __ ] [ __ ] the dude is out there
the Sherlock Holmes dude did you see
that hey hey okay what'd they do to you
I'm fine they didn't touch me they asked
about our parents what how much money
they have sorry
does it took my ring Julia it's okay
it's okay
no on that sweet of her though to
apologize even though it's not at all
her fault now we just have to wait and
see what they want to do with us
was that dude actually out there or am I
just seeing things
eight seconds
storms ain't miles away they came here
on a boat maybe we can take it yeah yeah
it's a speed boat the mean guy here he's
got a gun okay at least one of us can
get on their boat get some help
Alex put that package way and get
distracted uh I can get on the boat if
you can distract him I can get on that
boat the dude with a gun won't even
realize until I'm long gone seven
seconds I can get out through the window
gotta break these off first
loud they'll hear it we're gonna break
on during the thunder good call I'll go
through the window and get the boat damn
Conrad just suddenly became super
resourceful just stay focused and get to
the boat did I say to everybody in
Minecraft stay focused and get to the
boat [ __ ]
hell are you thinking I didn't know what
second to go on Oh God I messed it up
okay I guess the hint was in done it was
at eight seconds and then it was seven
seconds and then it was six seconds okay
keep can keep kept okay whew
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they're gonna hear your harpy dude
[ __ ]
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] escape escape
escape escape skipper okay first came
down I'm trying to avoid oh [ __ ]
I'm trying to avoid like pure conflict
because that's that's where might die my
guys to probably die the quickest okay
okay okay you got this you got this you
got this you guys
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go Conrad go
yeah buddy oh [ __ ]
keep your head down
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no no I pressed it we can't touch him
with this old junker the [ __ ] thing
didn't go all the way down yet
come on that's [ __ ]
it was super laggy as well between the
transitions [ __ ] sake you happy that
makes me mad between some of the scenes
it gets really laggy and cutting between
them I press the [ __ ] button whatever
used to be Puerto Rico
je m'appelle Jacques I'll teach you
awesome come here
found a treasure map
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which one of you is gonna tell me about
this Manchurian do go god damn I piss me
off man
I mean the premonitions don't do [ __ ]
it's just like yeah this thing is about
to happen it's like but what it's
happening it's not like it informed me
to do anything unless you don't get a
QTE if you don't find the picture but
that seems like [ __ ] as well I don't
know
Oh Conrad's dead
I think Kylie's okay all right shut the
[ __ ] up okay uh we're only talking there
is no harm in just talking you want to
talk keep the volume down
that's very reason a safe place has got
to be in on this
she these guys they travel in the same
waters she's the captain they barely
laid a hand on her
I bet you told him about the Manchurian
goal they're in cahoots are you out of
your mind how did you come up with this
[ __ ] didn't lay a hand on you either
Alex or junit oh Jesus you're spring
[ __ ] on you all the time makes me
nervous now one slip-up and I'm dead
find out how long the storm is going to
laugh and then amenability may try
anything and maybe consequence my voice
is very deep and I want to scare you
blehh blehh blehh blehh blehh his voice
is not suited
okay I asked a question
just for busting any information about
this storm you can give us it's a little
bit hairy out here over
big storm coming in from the east I know
should pass through little stress let's
let's play along for now I don't want
anybody else to get killed right now hey
okie dokie great thanks for the info
we'll see you for drinks back on shore
in a couple things
over and out
jeepers jeepers
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well
where the [ __ ] is Brad in all of this
[ __ ] this is bad
wait
[Music]
just cut it
jeepers I hope they're not you they're
not used to it they're not used to the
choppy waters but you are your sure
footed now
[Music]
it's making me nervous where's Brad
thanks again anyone know about we're
gonna be hiding somewhere
don't give him away if he is he could
help
Brad it stays hidden better off down
there than with these psychos put your
Tommy oh yeah you could get killed down
there
Brad's a big fool the BOK that is
probably better for us if he stays put
for now yeah
dude this is nuts
there it is go ship
got the leg and this is crazy
okay okay
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okay no cuties for that one hi again
I saw you in the reflection you've
something to do with this
you weird-looking Goblin sorry well you
seem to have already suffered a casualty
that was a bold move not smart but bold
Thanks I like your golden vest
kind-hearted creature I am I'd like to
offer you some forewarning of what's to
come
tempted
yes okay then we will turn to the bard
for inspiration The Merchant of Venice
act 2 scene 7 the Prince of Morocco
pulls a scroll from the eye of a skull
and reads all that glisters is not gold
often have you heard that - alright no
it's all that glitters is gold only
future stars break the mold a
significant distress are those alerts I
presume you're eager to get back to your
story but here's a thing everything may
not be entirely as it seems only
shooting stars break the mold and the
future stairs probably shouldn't have
said that
hmm okay so be on the lookout for
Scrolls that book with a drink in it
maybe dance boats cool
nah nah nah dude this game runs like
[ __ ] ass
these huge frame drops all the time
in your
okay dad
what does that do I've heard of a
distributor cap but I don't know what it
does doesn't mean doesn't work now great
but shut
they mailed the only order Jesus
damn
wonder if we will find our boys
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so the gas made them crazy right before
I made them see things like his son and
his son was probably the friend and he
shot his friend by accident or I shot
his friend but to read you said that he
gets reading book Oh way to be
optimistic there am i eating my bare
feet oh I'm gonna get a disease summer
Brides asleep and he's like oh wait did
I just miss something
oh no today just miss something that I
could have cute to eat oh [ __ ] I wasn't
looking I was making stupid jokes that's
good look at this lighting dude look at
look at this shot this is great great
camera angles
the mask of madness I did not find that
thread trip to creep down I don't wait
to call it what is this camera angle
secrets Miller Genuine Draft these guys
gonna do this now
oh no probably killers get some treasure
am i you said I walk around freely
they're not gonna follow me oh hey
[Music]
what's up are things bad you want a
friend hi gonna be friends with me hello
hello pues yo como Sava so step up Yin
freaking rattie's
hmm - private O'Neal you're covering
Patterson's Garret duties tomorrow he is
sick again
conveniently it's always when he has
scare duties in hold 3a first is 2400
check the chart for rotation William P
Ford alright does that help me
do I win the game now spooky
nothin I don't hurt me
hey it's pitch black in here give us the
light Thanks that was easy
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yeah that one you gave me a lot of time
for but dodging a bullet it's like
that's quick or something lighting it's
[ __ ] nuts
what the hell is this [ __ ] go-go [ __ ]
foreboding I want to be foreboding you
asked to have something to do with the
mentorian gold
we're not far from those coordinates
just as this is the ship that was
carrying the gold guess it's a
possibility
maybe the Manchurian Gold isn't gold at
all we can't just sit around need a plan
brain not to our boat get the hell away
from here and never step foot off dry
land again how's that for a plan neato
I saw one of the goons take something
out of the boat distributor cap makes
the engine work the Duke of neodyne is a
floating brick without it we need to get
it back while those guys are out panning
for Manchurian gold or whatever they
think they're gonna find on this
floating coffin we got to take advantage
and look around for a way out of here
okra daisies bliss I just wanted to say
that I might have gotten things kind of
wrong back there excuse me I may have
kind of prematurely come to the
conclusion that maybe you know you're
working some kind of side deal these
guys or whatever but I I mean obviously
that's not true they're being just as
bad to you as they are to us oh yeah
allow me to translate he's saying that
he's sorry
well I well your apology is kinda
accepted cool
cool cool cool cool tight a tight a
tight a table table top
alright where we go
hey baby now I miss you like crazy these
but three months until my next leave and
jumping into your arms three months I've
been doing I've been on some shore leave
with the guys had a few beers got a
little [ __ ] up but don't worry I'm
getting everything ready for you if you
catch my drift only one of the guys suck
my dick but it's whatever how's work I
hope that boss of yours is leaving you
alone I know you can take care of
yourself but I feel helpless being so
far away and I want to keep you safe
miss J Rivera okay who wrote this
no idea
thanks for helping out Julia
ooh this is very strange in glasses
those Morpheus from the matrix
Zion hear me okay can I turn Jesus I'm
putting this on the ps4 Pro by the way
so it shouldn't it shouldn't lag like
this but I know there's a PC version of
it as well maybe that would have ran
better wait is there a PC version I
remember hahaha
big brain Flis who got DS
oh there's a thing back here takes half
a week to turn around
gangland killing of 1947 24 British
archaeologists have gone missing in the
Zagros Mountains of Iraq the Hudson
expedition arrived in the kingdom in
September last year with the stated goal
of unearthing the nursing to what what
if to do is open up the paper and you'll
read the rest and that's like the
important information of what the heck
is on this Boulder man whatever
all right let's you keep their pumping
away Juliette stripped the SS oh it's a
dog ship mascot you're a good ship
mascot aren't you you're a good little
boy it's cool can't do anything with
that
listen to Danny do them all
okay all the French speakers at home
represent shout out all right what else
can I do
god I thought I left the boat but you
still control like one what are you
doing
what do you think I can't get it open
over here sure yeah of YEC maybe we can
bend it up and get out of here Batman
style yes yeah this is the way out I'm
gonna just smash through this wall
oh yeah sure big man on campus Julia
someone should create a distraction this
is gonna be loud sure I agree Flis want
to do the honors
okay distract Dudamel
these are terrible insults okay never
mind because the distraction saying all
these insults is like I ran out of
things just yeah that works
Bam Bam better replace
ah damn cuz the note we're gonna be gone
one way or another so you might as well
replace it and slow them down a little
upper deck Alex come on there's gotta be
some stairs around here where is Brad no
one seems very worried about the fact
that your brother's missing you're a
terrible brother see what this is he's
been dead for 10 years every cue all
ship personnel extra guard duty
regulations uses the special security
precautions on this mission additional
procedures must be adopted my soldiers
and guard duty double guard eating all
doors or talking or smoking
Garrett personnel found breaking any of
these regulations will be met with the
sternness of punishments whatever oh
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
this was the thing at the bottom about
3/8 nobody is allowed into 3a seriously
nobody okay
that was added afterwards so something
happened and 3a became a no-no zone
hello bonjour je m'appelle Alex this we
are security
it's a bunch of dirty napkins geez maybe
this is what scared everyone off dirty
clothes yeah that's what really made
everyone leave ship Alex you insecure
Alex are Thomas ah
I'm scared Alex right now it's just some
dirty do-rags bro why am I looking at
ease
he's Alex has some shoes on he's not
gonna get bitten by granddaddy tetanus
all right nice room great room smells
great
hello just hear that it's not possible
right I don't know have you guys heard
of the Dyatlov pass incident hmm
out-of-bounds cargo hold two as well
so one of them had the the American
soldiers the fort excuse-moi one of them
at one of the holes had the four
soldiers who were dead in the coffins
and then the other one had the stuff
stacked on top of each other with the
Skelly man faces on it so I'm assuming
that that's the bad one
considering the green goo came from it
wait wait wait this seems like the way
forward there was no the door back here
is this something you think you can be
pretty resourceful a business-minded
sure I think comrades made it Conrad's
pretty resourceful when he's got a
bullet in him
poor they were spooky
what the [ __ ] dude that's twice now I'm
after seeing something that isn't there
the detective guy with the bowler hat
and the guy talking to his mid-scene
maybe he's a ghost as well
Eileen Reid that's a great Irish name
well except the Reid part Eileen
Fitzgerald we call you dear Isles I'm
gonna call the Eilish I'm finally coming
home this is it darlin one last trip
across the Pacific and I'll be back to
you and the girls I can't wait to see
your face tell Ned Nancy to get excited
they gotta see daddy real soon and he's
got gifts for y'all he's got gifts for
ye I'm making them Irish now I've
decided an executive decision I'm sure
glad to be back at the sea it's hotter
than a nun's arason here on land and
there's no escape from it maybe not
right because I got your letters to keep
me going
I've heard them in the fire and they're
really warm so thanks for that they
censored them this is probably for the
best because sometimes the others steal
them to read and I don't like them
reading our letters I know okay sounds
hot but yeah it's like what's the
emotional connection here's like you
think Conrad's okay we saw him get shot
it's the guys pretty resourceful when he
wants to be he's just got a bullet in
him but he'd figure it out it's like oh
yeah thanks that's great it's like yeah
whatever a problem future wife I've got
you I don't care about my brother so why
would I care about yours I'm so glad I
came in here now
I could have missed awesome spooky
scares pretty resourceful when he wants
to be is it alex is it driving you crazy
well is there anything we can use down
here no this is just an old piece of
junk the Juke has a newer engine we're
just gonna have to get the gas back hmm
ooh dear diary dear diary today I died
sincerely a ghost
maneet can i okay
sometimes it's weird it is a diary June
19th I identified problem areas with
structural brittleness and cracks in
some sections of cargo hold one I
instructed our ship right to carry out
the necessary welding repairs I advised
the captain to go easy especially in bad
weather any aggressive movement could
cause the ship to break its back just
like Bane broke Batman's back I
responded to a complaint that some
electronic equipment had been
malfunctioning recently I discovered
growths of tin whiskers around some of
the components I cleaned an added lead
to the solders which has stopped the
equipment shorting shorting out and
should slow down the growth okay no no
back from that I want I want to read
more I have to go through 400 animations
to get there
okay open the book here we go
slowly but surely you have used your
hands before haven't you Alex I mean
read Alex you read faster than I do I
can do I conducted a thorough weekly
engine room inspection of fuel oil and
fluid which showed lower levels of
cylinder oil than expected I have
remained I have reminded staff in the
engine room to be attentive and vigilant
with their hourly checks and to alert an
engineer if there is any loss of
pressure the ship was caught in a heavy
electrical storm which began shortly
after midnight the lightning strikes
caused a lot of electrical arcing
traveling through hoisting cables aloft
deck which has left damaged good
something about this black on white is
best about my eyes the grease is boiled
up and destroyed some of the cabling
have received reports that the main
problems caused by the storm are with
electrical equipment at the moment it's
likely the tin whiskers haven't helped
matters despite the rough sea there have
been no reports of any structural damage
however I'll have to work through the
night to make a full damage assessment
ok can I eat many other pages no just
those ok now we can go back
so they were aware of the electrical
problems because that's why it messed up
the boat
this way Yulia my future bride that's a
lot of people were suspiciously nowhere
to be found
maybe everyone's hiding in the hold for
a big surprise party maybe everyone went
to bingo there's a shiny here and I want
to exit so tiny school what a [ __ ] is
this allowed is that allowed
those me some [ __ ] ghosts mahjong
hands I don't care who you are I would
be immediately telling everybody else
that an arm grabbed me if somebody told
me that an arm grabbed me there's no way
I'd be like are you sure are you seeing
things like they do in the movies
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yeah [ __ ] arm grabbed me guess that's
just me all right there you go
Alex good job the skipper has ko'd the
boo the boos for this whole goddamn trip
there's nothing like being sober to make
you realize just how quiet this ship is
there was a fight between those dumb
Schmucks Wilson and Anderson right after
we sailed but Ferris nip that in the bud
real quick and it's been quiet as a
church ever since I got talking have you
ever been to a church during sermons I
could talk him with a feller who had
helped load up the ship he told me they
put a bunch of conference on board which
is so weird baby but he said there was
some guy who made sure the coven's rob
foot and wanted to hold just right real
precise not the treatment you gave your
any old grunt they got me thinking who
could be in those boxes
oh yeah he told me to put a bunch of
coffins on board so they were all laid
out in very specific ways Trey spit more
I'm afraid to 13th
bad day booze was a bum loss Perez said
he felt drunk after four cups but I said
he was talking Bologna and Bologna
it was like ditchwater Perez said they
made some hooch from some supplies they
lifted maybe up later down on six to
check it out or meeting up they just
heard one of the guys here sanaka look
at the boxes gonna find out to see what
he saw maybe even help me get into look
it's all set he reckons he can stick me
in we're gonna get a look at tonight
whoo tonight's the night baby you gonna
say something there Alex okay it's all
off the guy who was going to help me get
in a hole has been signed off sick doc
Finley thinks he's some kind of flake
which might be true but Miller says it's
something else something weird about
that place
kind of a twitcher piece dreams wouldn't
I I really want twitch streamers to be
called Twitter's like you're a youtuber
you should be a Twitter so really makes
you sound like a drug addict I'm a real
Tweaker wouldn't want him to be caught
in a pinch with him that's for sure
Prez said that the boys made more hooch
chill him with the boys to bond out to
sneak and try some what else is there to
do new batch is worse than the last one
never listening to any damn fool Perez
again last night was on Judy with Walla
which and goddamn if he didn't creep me
out
he got me spooked and started babbling
about some sergeant called Jones that
went mi a in the jungle reckoned that
Jones and his crew were the ones in the
boxes traveling home just got us just
like o saps
I sneaked a look at and Jesus I said I
seek the look of Jesus and he's not
looking great in the cross there it was
just like the guy in the port had said
all laid out real nice Old Glory over
each one if it's Jones in there they've
done him proud good old Uncle Sam
wouldn't leave any of us out there one
make sure we all come okay some damn
federal so somethin crazy sons of
[ __ ] [ __ ] happen there we got some
crazy ghost magic on board and we laid
him out all real nice in a nice way okay
there's something afoot my Scooby senses
are tingling
good [ __ ] hell the lag pirate ship
now see there's something worthwhile
that was clear but alex is gonna die
next because clearly I am NOT up to the
task of saving anybody Alex I'm sorry
you're going to go from insecure Alex to
rest in pieces
hello but you are can I move this way
card controls and the camera angles it
makes it weird to figure out where is
forward some things
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hey you guys are walking very slowly for
people who just escaped
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turn off the light did you just turn it
off instead of covering it with your
hand
or put it down
you serious with this framerate
that's bait
convinient gonna go get it gonna go get
it
alright grab it dinner alright grab it
then hurry well I don't need you barking
orders big guy good day
please be careful please be careful
please don't die like ankles
Oh what height bliss is resourceful I
hope
I assume she has eyes of her own
oh god why yes you say don't want
espacio creeper thank you thank you sir
well Saudis order [ __ ]
okie-dokie what are we doing I thought
we were following them gotta keep our
distance this way we can get out of them
I got this do you Alex
do you really okay well I'm gonna call
this episode here we did not do very
well bad
Conrad I'm sorry you know he's pretty
still alive and no one ever really dies
he's probably just gonna come back as a
ghost maybe that was him grabbing me to
be like hey I'm here
I caught up yeah that kind of annoyed me
because I can deal with not hitting
something at the right time but that did
not complete and if it did it was it
showed differently because the lag
between the scenes was so great that I
just literally couldn't press it in time
I pressed it and nothing happened
so that one kind of bothers me so we'll
see how the game progresses we'll see
what happens in the next one but for now
I'm sorry Conrad come in si we pray for
you on your onward journey to the ghost
ship please find your seat and sit down
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I really hope insecure Alex doesn't die
he was got his head slammed pretty hard