"Middlesbrough", he thought he had it quick!
Don't try and say it weren't.
He'll start putting the dummy out in a bit.
This is shocking.
Everybody knows what he's like really,
but I got to know him quite closely when we were in Russia together.
Spent a lot of time with him.
The competitive streak definitely came out in him.
But just an overall really nice lad, and quite funny as well at times.
So what's he like?
He's all right, to be fair. He's...
calm and chilled, so easy to get along with.
Obviously captain and that, so, good leadership skills.
Yeah, he's a role model, I'd say.
Well, he can't choose 'car' or 'phone' over his family, can he?
So it's gotta be family.
I said you couldn't choose your car or your phone over family, so...
Pretty easy.
The two red herrings were shocking there, whoever chose them.
He says his hair always needs 'juice', so I'm gonna say C - hair gel.
I said hair gel.
What?!
Phone.
I never do my hair for training and that.
You don't do it for training, but...
Exactly, so I can live without hair gel.
You always have 'juice' in your hair. The juice.
That's what I'm on about.
Shocking, that.
This is what I mean, the competitive side, he'll start putting the dummy out in a bit.
I was gonna go Virgil cos of how big he is, he'll take up all the room.
But I'll go with Sadio, cos Sadio's always having banter with him
and winding him up, so I'll go Sadio.
I said Sadio.
Cos he's always winding you up.
See, I knew you'd get that one.
- Is that right? - Mmm.
Whose phone's this?
Is your missus pregnant?
Yeah.
I think you might wanna get that.
- Fair enough. - I think you need to go.
No, she'll be all right for 20 minutes.
I know him and Adam are close.
Like, real close, so it can't be Adam.
I'll say Milner, cos he can't say me.
He can't say me.
-I put Milner. - It's easy.
Mm-hmm.
Why did you put Milner?
Cos I know you and Adam are real close, and if it was out of me and Milner,
I thought you can't choose me.
You can't choose me!
Knowing him, I'll go with smile.
I know this from...Russia.
What?
Smile.
Aww...
- Is that right? - Mm.
It's got to be his beard.
It has to be his beard, he absolutely adores that.
The beard?
- No. - What?!
Do YOU think it's the beard?
No, you...
What is it then?
Eyes.
This is shocking, mate, I'm telling you now.
This is shocking, how's he said his eyes?
My beard?
Eyes... Shocking, that.
I'll go 7.5.
So I just went in the middle.
Nah, it was a 7, weren't it? 7.
Right, so one wrong.
It's got to be an 8.5.
He's too tall to be a 7.5.
- 8.5. - Mm-hmm.
Well done, you got one right.
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I'll go...
I'll go with B.
I said spits a lot on the pitch.
I didn't know that until I seen that, and I thought, "Mm."
- Stood out? - You do.
You do recently, when I've been watching you, I can tell.
Nah, cos I've seen his room in Russia a few times, and it was immaculate.
And he says he always needs it to be clean.
So it can't be messiness, so...
I'm gonna say on his phone.
You're never late, cos you're captain, so you can't be.
You're not messy.
Was I ever late before I was captain?
I don't know, I didn't know you.
Messiness, no, cos I seen your room in Russia and it was immaculate.
So it's gotta be your phone.
Well, his new album came out while we were away, so we listened to that quite a lot.
So I'd probably go with Drake.
- Easy. - What?
Drake.
Did you not think Michael Jackson?
I was thinking, but too easy.
I'm gonna say Elvis, just cos, it's...
Mm, it's just...different to the other two, so I'd say that stands out to me the most.
It can't be Alicia Keys.
I said Elvis.
Why can't it be Alicia Keys?
She's only got, like, one good song!
See what I mean? Frightening.
We'll go through...
Name me five Alicia Keys songs now! Go on.
I'll go through an album if you want us to.
Who did you say?
Alicia Keys.
- What was I listening to on the iPhone? - Your favourite musician?
Have a look what I was listening to on the iPhone.
- Your favourite musician? - Yeah.
- Ever? - Yep.
Name me five songs.
I'll name you an album if you want.
Name me five songs first.
Just name what I've been listening to.
If I Ain't Got you.
Falling. No One.
But then you're not gonna know the other ones.
Well, just rattle them off then.
Love Is My Disease.
If it's your favourite ever musician, you don't think, you can rattle them off.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
When was the last time she made a song?
A month or two ago with James Bay.
Nah.
Called Us. Well, there's another one.
- Give us a little... - No.
No!
- How does it go? How does it go? - No.
That's shocking, that, that is shocking.
But I knew you wouldn't get that, cos...
Alicia Keys?
That's what I listen to when I'm on me own or with the missus.
Whereas with you, I'm not gonna listen to Alicia Keys, am I?
Blended Family you like. You like Blended Family.
I don't know it!
This is shocking, this, he's cheated.
And the answer is B, Middlesbrough.
And debut was easy for us.
- What? - Middlesbrough.
You said Middlesbrough?
- Easy. - It was Tottenham!
Was it?
No, you came on in the 'Boro game.
Yeah, that was my Prem debut.
Yeah. That's what we're talking about, innit?
No...
"First-team debut."
Nothing about Premier League in there.
I was going off Prem games, cos I remember you coming on at 'Boro.
Does it mention Premier League there?
I think I deserve half a point there.
Bet you he rushed that answer as well, didn't he?
But I can tell you Tottenham...
"Middlesbrough", thought he had it quick, that's why.
So I'm getting a point for that.
No way he can get a point for that.
- Half a point. - I'm not getting cheated out of a point for that.
- Half a point. - No! Two wrong.
Sunderland...
I think we drew maybe.
First game of the season I think.
"Who did Jordan make his first-team debut against?"
Sunderland.
It was Sunderland! Don't try and say it weren't.
It's easy, that one.
Anyway, I won again. I won again.
- If I've never been... - I won again.
"If I Ain't Got You" by Alicia Keys plays through headphones
JORDAN HUMS ALONG