- The other day I bought the five
weirdest reptile products on Wish,
and they just showed up.
- What?
You got new products?
- I'll be honest with you.
I cannot even remember what I ordered.
I just knew some of 'em were really weird,
including this one right here.
- [Young Man] What the (beep) is that?
- Apparently a tent?
Let's go ahead and grab Flaming Hot
and see if he likes this new tent.
Flaming Hot, are you gonna like your tent?
And then I guess that they just hang out in there.
A sunny afternoon, you're hanging out by the beach.
I'm not really sure what this is for.
Flaming Hot seems to like it.
Hey guys.
Come here, I gotta show you something.
- Wow, that's amazing.
What even is this?
- It's a tent.
What do you think, Mike?
- Looks like a teepee.
- If you ever took your bearded dragon for a picnic,
this would be absolutely perfect.
- But don't they like the sun?
- Look who's here.
- What is that?
- It's a tent.
- I mean, it's pretty intense
(men laughing loudly)
- As we're checking out these crazy products,
let me know the comments what you guys think about them.
While you're down there,
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- Mike, you look like one of those babies in the cradle.
- Goo-goo, ga-ga.
- Mike, what the heck are you doing?
- I'm going camping.
- Enough fooling around.
What do you guys rate this out of 10?
- That's a 10.
- I'll give it a 10.
- A solid two.
- It's a two.
- In two minutes that thing's gonna be covered in poop.
- Well, I'm not gonna poop on it.
- Not you, Mike.
Flaming Hot.
- I guess that makes sense.
- My dad challenged is to go to the thrift store
and find the three weirdest items there.
- Okay, just walk.
They will stop for you.
Noah!
Go Noah, go!
- Dude, they have a Cars lamp.
- [Jay] They have a what?
- How much is this thing?
15 dollars?
- Steve McQueen's got like a--
- Steve McQueen, Steve McQueen?
- [Noah] I think it's Lightening McQueen.
- Kachow.
- I think these will fit.
- Jay, I know how you wanna start working out,
but you gotta start like, okay buddy.
One pound dumbell.
- What is that, Mjollnir?
- What?
- Can you pick that up for me?
Gains.
- Since we're testing unusual products today,
I'm gonna talk about some unusual animals.
Look at the size of this toad right here.
His name is Al, he's a Marine Toad.
He's one of the largest toads on the planet.
I mean, it's the size almost of a dinner plate.
Unfortunately, these guys cause a lot of havoc
around the world being invasive,
and because of these big old poison sacks
right here that excrete a milky poison.
A lot of animals in the countries that these are
invasive to actually will eat them and die unfortunately,
but Al is absolutely adorable.
The next product is... Noah?
- [Noah] Reptile toys.
- Okay, is that what that is?
I don't even remember what I got.
I seriously don't.
Oh, wait a second!
This is actually really wild.
Check this out, check this.
This is awesome.
I've gotta get something to show you what these are for.
I think we're gonna actually use this one.
It's the best product.
Do you know what this is? - Nope.
- I'll show you.
- What the hell is that?
- I got an idea.
- For this one, we're gonna need
Diddy and Dixie to demonstrate.
Take a look at this, guys.
You actually use this to scoop your super worms,
and then I can just drop them like this.
You can get all the dust and stuff like that out.
Just drop them right here.
I like this a lot.
- I don't want to stick my hands in there.
- So what do you guys rate this product?
10 being the best, and one being absolute trash.
- That's the 10 out of 10 right there.
- I'll give it about a eight outta 10.
- I give it about a 42 out of 10.
- 40, no.
- I think it's a 10 out 10, too.
This is actually a product that I think
we're gonna definitely use in the future.
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(dramatic music)
- [Mike] Where's Noah?
Noah, Noah?
What are you doing over there, dude?
- Guys, stop.
- [Mike] Oh, you're working out.
My bad--
- I'm just working out.
- This is so good.
Yeah, these are actually,
this is a- how much is this?
(yelling loudly)
- This place is awesome.
(majestic music)
- Wow, it's stiff.
- I got these cool new eye protectors.
Actually, Mike,
these should be for you when you're handling Elvis.
- (laughs quickly) That's a good one.
Too soon.
- The Western Hognose snake,
It's a Colubrid, it's not a constrictor.
These guys actually eat their prey live.
They actually have that little appendage on their nose
so that they could dig with it,
almost like a shovel.
Weirdly enough, these guys are
considered rare fanged venomous.
Now, it's a pretty mild venom,
but if they chew on you enough and envenomate you,
you can get some swelling.
How cool is that?
Next up is these guys right here.
- Wait, we already have some of those.
- These are bigger than the last one.
- Pretty sure it's the same size.
- Trust me, Mike knows his dimensions.
- No, I think they're cool.
We gotta at least try 'em out.
Look at how big these things are!
Speaking of how amazing,
make sure you stick around until the end of the video.
I'm gonna show you my favorite of
the five products we got off of Wish.
- Is this a Batman mask?
- You're the Wish version.
- I'm like his sidekick.
- The Riddler had that mask.
- Riddle me this.
Is she gonna eat our turtles?
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, dad.
I think she wants to go swimming.
- Come here, girl.
Come here, Dixie.
We forgot to put them back.
- Sometimes you just gotta let them go for a walk.
- Scratching the booty.
- So this is what you have to do.
Around the leg.
How many people does it take to put wings on an alligator?
- Seven-- - [All Men] Four!
- That's a true dragon.
We've gotta get an Instagram picture.
You can check that out over at SnakeBytesTV.
Smile for the camera!
So what do you guys give this out of 10?
- 11. - Eight
- 10's the highest.
- 11. - It's a seven.
- 11.
Let's go for a walk, little buddy.
- He's gonna start flying!
- He looks like the dragon from Shrek.
(laughs quickly)
- Come on, little buddy.
Bye cape, bye dragon.
- A wood, what is this?
A three or five iron?
- It's $4.99.
- Is it my size too?
- (laughs loudly) That's so good.
- I want to pick the who let the bears out shirt,
'cause I think it fits me.
(dramatic music)
(guns blasting loudly)
- Did we get him?
Did we beat the boss?
- I wish I could just pick myself.
- They got a snake!
(calming music)
- I've been farting this whole time.
- Me too, I just ate Tacobell--
- This is Michigan Monopoly.
- All right guys.
I think we came to the conclusion
that this store is pretty weird.
- Yeah, I think so too.
- I thought it was pretty cool.
- Before we open this one
I need Jay to get over here,
'cause Jay,
(ambulance siren wailing quickly)
Are you ready for this?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay, here we go.
Dun-dun-dun.
- What is that? - [Brian] A little hat.
- Oh my God.
I gotta go put this on someone--
- Hang on a second, it's not done yet.
It's got a little cape too.
- Oh my God.
Nova, I want Nova to wear it.
(magical music)
- What if we just threw him in there?
(glass breaking)
- I had a stool.
- We don't need those.
- Oh God.
Mike, hold him.
Look at that, you're so cute.
God, I just wanna smash your face.
- (laughs quickly) What?
- He looks like a little wizard.
Nova the Great.
- Another Instagram.
- [Jay] You gotta really see the,
Mike, move your big head.
- He's always messing up the shot.
- Give it to Noah, he knows what to do.
Beth, can you get off the phone.
I gotta show you something.
- So there's ice cream in the freezer if we've gotta wait.
(comical music)
- What just happened?
- Yeah, you guys didn't get scared?
- No, no.
- I gotta get this for the Snapchat.
- I thought you meant the wizard?
- Oh yeah, yeah.
Hold on, here we go.
We've got him.
Wait, look at his face.
- We were just talking about how big Mike's head is.
Doesn't even fit in the picture.
You've got a big head.
- Your head's bigger than mine,
and you got a quarter of the hair.
- Good one.
- This is one unusual turtle right here.
It's called a Side Neck turtle,
actually a Pink Belly Side Neck turtle,
and it's an albino!
And yeah, it's neck isn't actually
kinked or anything like that.
Now the reason they have that side neck like that,
so that when prey comes by,
they can snap their neck a lot further than a normal turtle.
They can't fit straight back,
so they actually adapted to have a side neck.
What an unusual animal.
- We're back in the terrarium.
Gotta find the (clock ticking quickly)
three weirdest things.
One thing is we've gotta find
the weirdest thing in the building.
- Good explanation, Mike.
- No problem, Noah.
- I think it's gotta be in your dad's office.
- Yeah, let's go.
- [Mike] Hey Noah?
Noah, Noah?
(Mike laughing loudly)
- What was that, did you get electrocuted?
- [Mike] The spider.
- [Noah] Oh, you didn't know what that was?
- That was stupid.
- I'm going with this.
Just because, you know,
they're all over TikTok.
- It's not all over TikTok.
- They have them all the time.
- What's on your TikTok?
- You're weird.
You should just turn yourself in.
- That's not necessarily a bad idea.
Either way, snake in a box.
Half meat and half ice cream.
That's what my refrigerator is at home.
- What do you guys think?
- Oh my God, he's a wizard.
- [Brian] We're gonna keep this on him
all the time now, okay?
- Now spin three times.
- Put your right hand in the air.
- [Brian] And do one jumping jack.
- [Jay] Okay, now you're ready.
- What?
That's so cute!
- Why did you make her do a jumping jack?
- That's how you summon the lizard wizard.
- Oh, he's so cute.
- By the way, rate things in the comment.
What do you guys think?
- Eight and a half.
- Eight and a half? - 98.
- Jay scores a 9.8. - Nine.
- I think it's a 10, man.
These have been good products so far.
Let's try Betty White.
- I'm full of my ice cream.
So this is Betty White.
- Mike, don't talk to the camera with your mouth full.
- [Mike] Wait, why don't you put the cape on first?
- Why don't you put the cape on first?
I don't want get her jugular.
- She looks so cute.
- [Jay] Okay. (laughs loudly)
She loves it!
- She's like, what's going on?
- Can we leave them dressed up all the time?
- Every animal.
Here we go, Sunrise.
- [Noah] A little snug fit
- [Brian] Oh my gosh, that's so cute.
(Brian laughing loudly)
- Yo, leave it flopped over like that.
- That's incredible.
- How could you be scared of a little,
what's a slithering, what is it?
- Yeah, good job.
Who else can we try?
- Why don't we try a tortoise.
(western music)
I think we have a tortoise stand off.
(Noah growling quickly)
- This town ain't big enough for the both of--
- These nuts. (laughs loudly)
- Dad, have you done this before?
- Not with a tortoise.
- Lure him out with some food?
There we go.
(men laughing loudly)
- Looks like I win. - You do win.
- Oh, that's it.
- I got peed on.
(comical music)
Weird.
Oh dude, this is actually tequila made for Cam'Ron.
Pink tequila.
But he didn't want it, so.
- Who's Cam'Ron?
I don't know!
- What is that?
- It's just from the death museum, literally.
- Don't touch that.
- [Mike] It's a death mask.
- I know.
- Actually used in tribal stuff.
It smells like dead armadillo.
- Mom, I'm in the middle of something right now.
Not a divorce.
Mom, I'm at work.
I gotta go.
(high pitched trumpeting)
I can't do this.
I know something way cooler than this stuff in here anyway.
- This is pretty weird.
- I'm gonna try put these wings on Tabasco.
- You're gonna try to do what?
- [Mike] Hey, gentle.
- It's okay, he won't actually hurt me right?
- No, he's never bitten anybody.
- [Jay] Does he bite or no?
I feel like I'm getting very mixed reviews about him.
- No!
- She'll whip you.
I think we should try a different animal.
Just gotta get her going there bud.
Yeah, man.
I got you
- Wait. That's all we need all out
- Slithering and it'll fly away.
Fun fact.
Ancient Chinese artifacts say
that snakes actually were dragons.
Do you believe that?
I know
- Dragons were long snakes in China.
- Noah, Can you put this?
- Yeah man.
I thought you wanted to.
you love doing this stuff.
It's not like you're even doing anything.
- That's like me in the morning.
- I'm just kidding.
- Oh my God.
- Got it. Got it.
Got it.
I think mikes penis just touched my butt.
Oh you guys aren't helping much guys, guys
Oh, wings that far back on the body?
I don't really know if that's what Brian meant.
We did it.
And that's all that matters.
- Chuckwallas.
What an amazing animal.
These guys are actually native
to the Southwest part of the country.
Some areas can get like three foot long.
Beautiful coloration.
Love the temperature,
About 130 or 140 degrees, basking.
The interesting thing about these guys is
they actually can't metabolize sodium.
So they store the sodium in a membrane
above their nasal cavity and sneeze it out.
So it's really weird, but I love Chuckwallas.
- You do the- nevermind.
- I got it.
All right.
- Noah just ripped (beep) and he goes
- It's gonna be a bad one.
Wow, is that a 50 foot snake?
He looks like handling Gemma.
I would help, but I got my box in my hand.
- Let's go and show everyone all our weird stuff.
It's so heavy.
- One foot in front of the other.
- Noah, did you fart?
No, it's just leaking out.
(laughing)
This is ridiculous.
Oh Jay!
Please don't tell Lori.
Are you joking?
Look up to the left if she just saw the whole thing
- And as promised my favorite of the ones
that I ordered here.
So we got...
Take a look, how cute that is.
- It's a soap holder.
- I think it's actually a mealworm or super worm holder.
- You have to use your imagination.
- Nah.
- Soap holder, right there.
- No, but this is, this is Chinese.
- Look at the directions right there.
Place meal worms inside of frog mouth for animal.
- Oh, okay.
- That looks like when you rage,
and you just hit the computer a couple times.
- That doesn't happen to me.
What is that WAP?
- Wap, wap wap wap, wap.
- Oh yeah, but that's not the dance.
- How does your body even move like that?
- Do you even know that song?
- No.
- I didn't even know who Nelly was and I look like Nelly.
- Nelly!
You mean like-
(vocalizing)
- Can we keep focus here guys?
- Mike doesn't know who Nellie is!
(record scratching)
- You don't know who Nelly is?
- I said it in the last video
- And I get to use my handy dandy things again.
Scoop, scoop, scoop.
- Boom.
- That is good.
- We're gonna try on Cherry Pop the Ackie Monitor.
- There we go.
(curious music)
- Oh my gosh.
He's Figuring it out now.
He's like, where is it?
You gotta go inside, bud.
It's thinking about it.
There it goes
(laughing)
- Got his first one!
(clapping)
- I told you it wasn't his soap dispenser.
- Still a soap dispenser.
- Imagination
- This here is one unusual snake.
This is what they call an African egg eating snake.
And you can see this little lump in his neck right now.
That's where the eggs actually go.
And it likes to bite a little bit too, but that's okay.
They actually will eat the egg and it will get
into that little area right here in his neck.
And then it uses muscles to crush the egg.
And then it just drinks the yolk and the ELs human
then spits the shell out.
What a cool snake!
Outta cuteness guys, what do you think?
- Cuteness? That's how we're rating it off of now?
- Cuteness.
- I'll give it a six.
- What?
- Eight.
- I'd also give it a eight.
- Oh, I'm giving it a 10.
- Noah, will you help me get that middle part right there?
- My hands are full.
- Jay.
- Whoa, this little piece is heavy.
Stop spinning.
- Help me with the tail, Mike.
Woo. My snake don't look so stupid now, does it?
- Beth, I was wondering
if you could help me bag this up?
Well, obviously you got the 50 foot.
Then you got the, the four inch, which one's the weirdest?
Honestly, the Armadillo duff mask thing is kind
of creeping me out a little bit.
- This isn't weird to you?
- Totally regular.
- Like a full on four inches.
Totally regular too.
What are you doing?
Your snakes grabbing stuff.
We're trash too.
- Oh my gosh!
- What's the weirdest?
- All right, let's see.
We got the snake.
- You gotta open.
Oh my God.
I think that's the weirdest.
- That's two.
- Olivia, come here.
- What's weirder?
You didn't even see mine.
- Open it.
- The mask. - You didn't even see mine.
You didn't even see mine.
This is not yours?
- It is.
- Noah, stop pushing it.
He's still at the top of the stairs.
- Is there another step?
- There's two more.
One, two.
Okay, I lied, one more.
I'm bad at counting
- Am I on the ground?
- No, no, no, one more.
- What's going on?
- What is going on?
We're just one earth.
These things grab or not.
- Where'd you get this?
- Which one's the weirdest item?
- Freaking armadillo mask.
- You gotta open mine to figure out what's inside.
- Should I open it or do you wanna open it?
- Do it.
- Firm grip
- Slide it, firm group.
- Oh my God.
- She was scared of a four incher.
- Sounds like my kind girl.
- I'm crying.
- What are you doing?
- Quitting
- Bye, Jay.
Let me know what product you thought was
the absolute best.
I think we're done.
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