Hi, everyone.
Welcome to the official Tiffany takeover of "The Ellen Show."
I'm Tiffany Haddish.
I've hosted this show so many times that me and this show
are booed up, OK?
I left my toothbrush and my lashes
in Ellen's dressing room, so I'm here now, OK?
Since I'm hosting today, I wanted
to play one of Ellen's favorite games.
It's called Spill The Tea.
We're going to meet five contestants.
Each of them have a secret, and some of y'all are nasty, OK?
Just nasty.
I'll guess which secret goes with who.
If I match all five, I win.
If not, I still am famous and fly, so I'm always winning.
Mm.
Let's meet our contestants.
Please tell me your name, where you
are from, and what color underwear you
are wearing right now.
All right, let's start with you, Marlene.
Marlene Clawson.
I'm from Spring Brook, Iowa.
Uh-huh.
And my underwear is black.
OK, that's what I'm talking about, girl.
Keep it dark and sexy.
And then we got Belinda.
Hi.
I'm Belinda from Chi Town.
OK.
And I am wearing black underwear.
All right.
Darkness is here.
And, Danisha, tell me about yourself.
I'm Danisha.
I'm from Detroit, Michigan, and I got black underwear on.
I think you lying.
You stuttered.
[LAUGHS]
I think you're lying.
Are you sure?
Yes.
OK.
We'll see.
No, we won't see.
We won't See.
It's a daytime show.
We won't see.
We just-- OK, anyway, moving on.
Michael.
Hey, Tiff.
Hey, Michael.
How's it going?
I'm Michael.
I'm from Toronto, Ontario, Canada,
and I am wearing really, really white underwear.
OK.
You got the da-dun da-duns on?
Mm-hmm.
Da-dun da-dun.
[LAUGHS] All right, and then we have Cindy.
Hi, I'm Cindy Roberts from Stanton, Virginia,
and navy blue drawers on today.
All right.
Navy blue.
All the ladies like dark drawers on today, OK?
Now here are your secrets.
The tea will be spilled first.
The first secret is now going to be revealed.
I eat baking soda.
OK, baking soda.
I eat baking soda.
[TONGUE TRILL] pH balance.
OK, so somebody's very pH on the inside.
They pH is good, and they probably
use the restroom a lot.
All right.
I have pepperoni nipples.
Pepperoni nipples.
I'm looking at y'all.
Is this pepperoni nipples meaning
like just you play with pepperonis as nipples,
or this is what your nipples look like?
You think it's what they look like, OK.
We gon' figure it out.
OK, I sucked my thumb until I was 21.
All right.
Don't feel bad.
I sucked mine until I was 18.
That means you a self-soother.
You know how to take care of yourself.
All right, this one, my sister caught me
and my husband having sex in the middle of the day.
At least it was your husband.
OK, I was placed with the wrong mom at birth.
OK.
All right, the wrong mom at birth.
Somebody-- I see you over there blinking, Cindy,
like you remember the day.
OK, so now I got to figure out who gets what thing.
I'm going to figure this out.
I'm pretty good at this too.
All right.
I was placed with the wrong mom at birth.
Now this-- I feel like this is either going to be Cindy
or Merryl, OK, because as baby because, nowadays,
I feel like the rest of y'all-- well, maybe you too Danisha.
No, the name Danisha, I don't know because, I mean,
in the late 1900's, you know, 1990s, 1980s,
they start putting bracelets on babies and stuff.
But the early 1900s, like the '70s,
'50s, the '60s, they were-- you could get switched,
so I'm just going to put that right there temporarily.
Caught-- my sister caught me and my husband having
sex in the middle of the day.
I feel like that's you, Merryl.
Marlene.
I'm sorry.
Marlene.
OK, I sucked my thumb till I was 21.
I feel like that's you right here.
Uh-huh.
And I have pepperoni nipples.
That's you, Michael.
And I eat baking soda.
I think I see baking soda in the back of Belinda's house
right there.
You got some baking soda in the kitchen right now.
But then right here, this--
hold up.
Right there.
Sucked your thumb because I just seen braces.
All right, and eat baking soda.
OK.
OK, judges.
How many did I get right?
How many do I have right?
Turns out I got three right.
OK, so then that means two of them are not right.
And, Michael, did you just adjust the camera
so I could see your nipples?
No.
Do you like pepperoni?
Love.
Do you see pepperonis when you take your shirt off?
I don't know.
I think you do.
But you know what?
Now, OK, wait.
Hold up.
This will be great.
Wait.
OK, I got this.
Cindy, can I see your thumbs?
Uh-huh.
One is shorter than the other just like mine.
Yeah, one's a little more spread out, uh-huh, just like mine.
This was my go-to thumb.
Belinda, let me see your thumbs, please.
Oh, dang.
You got the nail off the thumb.
Judges, how did I do so far?
Judges, where am I at?
Hey!
All right!
[APPLAUSE]
OK, you each are going to get a 65-inch 4K TCL TV.
Yep, each one you.
OK, where's mine?
Where's mine?
That's right because I need one of these.
The TV I got is from a--