Ladies and gentlemen, we are the Hurt Business.
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>> Here comes a runaway championship train.
>> Straight to the guts of Bobby Lashley.
>> At the feet of Shelton Benjamin and Cedric Alexander.
>> What's going on?
>> There's a long story passed between Lashley,
Shelton, and Cedric for
wearing their Hurt Business t-shirts.
The Hurt Business was dissolved at the demand of Lashley months back.
>> He needs to get refocused on an enraged Bobby Lashley.
[SOUND] >> What's that?
>> It's a bronut.
They're organic homemade donuts made by Riddle.
>> I meant the hat.
>> I just found it.
I found it next to the box of bronuts.
>> You found it. >> Yeah, yeah, you guys,
you want to try one?
You serious right now?
>> You.
[SOUND] You know what goes good with doughnuts?
[SOUND]
>> Milk.
>> Look at you making a mess, man.
>> [LAUGH] >> That's a lot of milk.
>> It's organic. >> [LAUGH]
>> Get out of here.
[SOUND] >> With my connections and public image I can turn this conglomerate and
take it world wide. Think about
that. >> I gotta tell you man,
you're a fine upstanding community service man and you definitely dress the part and
Ricochet does seem to be coming to his senses right now.
So give me a moment to confer with my-
>> Hey, no problem.
Take your time, I'll be right over it. >> Okay, we talked.
>> Damn, already?
>> Yeah, yes. It's done.
>> Yeah. Y'all move like I move.
Y'all like- >> We're in business.
Man that's music to my ears.
We can get started, I can't wait to get started, boy.
Well, I can't really wait to get started with y'all.
>> We are in business.
>> [NOISE] >> He sent me, listen to me.
>> He got him.
>> Mustafa Ali buys enough time for [INAUDIBLE] out of the frame.
>> Obviously there's a distinctive loyalty that the rest of Retribution has to their
leader Mustafa Ali.
They followed Mustafa Ali right to battle two weeks ago.
>> We've seen this a lot.
>> The Hurt Lock.
>> Very few survive.
[SOUND] >> And Tymir taps out The Hurt Business
and brings retribution. >> Here are you winners,
by submission,
The Hurt Business.
[SOUND] >> On behalf of the CEO of
The Hurt Business, while we do appreciate your interest,
we're not accepting applications just right now.
Thank you very much.
So let me get this straight.
You step to the most stylishly dressed men in the WWE wearing a clip on tie.
>> It's tactical, I'm the 24/7 Champion.
I have to get away, it just saves time, smart.
>> I think he's lost his mind, what do you think?
>> I think he's got a point, Bobby?
>> Yeah, fellas.
>> Bad decision.
>> A clip on tie.
[SOUND] >> Go get the champagne, baby.
>> Apollo Crews is barely moving, Lashley licking his chops, zeroes in for
the Full Nelson.
>> Full Lashley.
>> The Full Lashley on Apollo Crews. >> He got the hooks in,
there's nowhere to go.
>> And Apollo Crews taps.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Lashley is United States Champion.
>> Here's your winner by submission and the new United States Champion,
the almighty Bobby Lashley.
>> The Hurt Business cashes in and has collected the United States title.
>> Look at MVP, he's elated.
>> And it's a photo op moment for MVP, Benjamin, and
the new United States champion Bobby Lashley.
[SOUND] >> Who
wants to step up to the CEO of The Hurt Business?
>> Who was it?
I believe that gentleman right there said he wants to see you, Bobby.
>> [NOISE]
>> The Tin Man said something about your
momma.
>> [NOISE]
[MUSIC]
>> Alexander, lumbar check to his teammate.
>> What is going on? >> [APPLAUSE]
>> MVP is ecstatic.
>> Apollo Crews is defenseless.
He has no partners and then it's painter by Shelton Benjamin.
>> Two, three.
>> [NOISE] >> Here are your winners, MVP,
the United States champion Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin.
>> I believe Cedric Alexander has made the greatest decision of his career.
Benjamin's got him.
>> And Benjamin off the top with a superplex.
>> Just ridiculous athleticism from Shelton Benjamin.
>> MVP is shouting for a cover.
Benjamin thinks he can end it. Benjamin thinks one more move and
he can end it.
>> He's sizing up Kofi. >> Kofi may not know where he's at
right now.
>> Shelton Benjamin, Alexander tags himself in.
Alexander now legal against Kofi Kingston in a lumbar check.
>> [NOISE] >> Cover by Alexander, and
the Hurt Business have toppled the New Day.
>> Here are your winners and the new tag team champions,
Shelton Benjamin and Cedric Alexander.
[MUSIC]
>> I think we know what Bobby Lashley is thinking right now.
>> Lashley honed in.
>> Lashley got to be thinking Hurt Lock.
>> There it is.
>> The Hurt Lock.
>> It is cinched in. >> Center of the ring, nowhere to go.
>> The reign of the almighty is upon us.
>> Just like that.
[MUSIC]
>> Here is your winner by submission and
the new WWE champion, Bobby Lashley.
>> Dominance.
Absolute dominance.
[MUSIC]