- Hey guys, this is Austin!
And today I am here with Mystery Tech
with a very special guest, Lamarr Wilson.
- Hi, I am on a professional set.
Oh, wait!
Well, how appropriate.
That you put the KFC one out while I am here.
What is this?
- Well hang on, so this is the KFC phone.
It is by Huawei.
Only for sale and warranty in Mainland, China.
- So not here.
Is this illegal?
- Do you actually have any idea how much this costs?
- [Ken] Probably 250.
- $250 dollars?
- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Sorry
- It's just as scary in person.
- Why did you back up?
- No reason.
- I am not going to kill anybody, maybe.
Okay, so is this a coupon for some chicken?
- Wait actually it is!
- I think it is!
- If anyone can speak,
or especially read Chinese
please comment what this means.
- Oh, oh God I like this!
- You know that is actually,
that's pretty good looking.
So it has the Colonel here
and it says 1987.
- That is sexy!
- I'll let you.
- This is literally finger licking good.
- So the next step is...
- Oh, sorry.
- To fire up the phone.
- I'll let you,
- As we normally do videos.
- You're the professional.
Oh, that's the Colonel right there.
Finger licking good!
- So this is an Android.
- This is Android, so it's an MUI skin
on top of Android, but it does run Android.
- Okay.
- Alright, so we've got the Colonel.
Actually, no that's a statue of the Colonel, isn't it?
- And it's not even Saturday.
This thing is a fake.
- Actually, it is Saturday in China right now.
- Oh.
- Let's see how the KFC performs.
- Let's see if it's original or crispy.
- Hey, that's actually a good one!
- Thank you, I've been working
on that for about three hours now.
- Let's see what we've got here.
- Go slow.
- You know what, that's actually not bad though.
- It's kind of slimming.
I'm kind of digging what that's doing.
- Yeah, it's the beauty mode.
- Exactly!
- So if you are looking for a KFC phone
this is the only option.
- I'm ready! OOOOH!
- Okay, this is a very mysterious box.
Wait! Wait!
It says "Happy Unboxing" on it.
- Yeah, can I un-box it?
No, no, no, no.
(paper crunching)
You gotta do it Lamarr Wilson way.
Be all excited.
See.
- There's another box.
- Ohhhh.
- Okay, this is a very suspicious looking envelope.
- I say it is a movie.
- A movie? Oh you think so?
- Yes.
And the movie has ended.
- So, I think the idea here is
that this is something that you put
over the top of your track pad.
So, if you want to be able
to quickly put numbers in.
It is also track pad protection apparently.
- Oh, that's where you put it.
- So you can see, if you put it on the track pad,
it pretty much perfectly fits.
- And then you have to download
some drivers to make it work.
- I guess the idea is that you
can actually immediately turn it on
and off with WiFi and Bluetooth
and calculator and then use this to insert numbers.
So in theory, if I press on the seven key right now,
it will go to Lamarr Wilson's channel.
Not good!
I don't understand, this is literally not doing anything.
I have calibrated it.
I have assigned short cuts.
Wait, wait, just let me try one more thing.
So, if I actually go into the calculator.
Will this actually work as numbers?
If I am going to say, one, two, three...
Okay, short answer, save your $34.00.
- Whoo!
- Wow that was loud.
- That was very loud.
- Okay, advent in gray.
So I am assuming that
this is an incredibly expensive
bumper for the I-Phone 10.
So you want to slide this guy on?
- Okay.
- Does it just slide on?
- I am really nervous about this.
I am sorry!
It's not my phone!
- It's Ken's phone, it's fine.
This is his fault anyway.
- No, he's just my new friend now.
- Alright, so that's it?
- That's it and actually.
- Does it hold together?
- It's holding.
- I will say the red actually
does look pretty nice.
- I like this.
- The only problem is
it comes in a metal box
which, I know means, is going
to be wildly expensive for what is.
- I am going to guess 60.00.
- Okay go for it. 16?
- 60.
- 6-0?
I am going to say $150.00.
It's probably not a good sign
when the very first thing I see
in the Google Search is gray advent knock-off.
So, they have a whole series of these.
This is the advent titanium.
Ooooh $645.00!
- No way!
This is great.
- It's aero-space grade titanium
with a friction fit assembly
and an aluminum display case, so
if you want to display your $645.00 bumper for the iphone.
If we are being real here,
this actually does feel nice.
Right?
- I know, I know it feels great.
- Super nice, but $645.00 is
the most insanely expensive I-Phone case
I have ever seen.
I will rock, paper, scissors you for this
over here right now.
- I am so bad at this game.
- The winner of the rock, paper, scissors
gets the $645.00 bumper.
So we go one, two...
- And go whatever.
- One, two, three!
One more time, one more time.
- One, two, three! OH!
- YEAH! WHOO!
Got me a new phone!
Oh, Ken, I'm sorry,
yeah, I'll get this apart.
- Whoo!
- Alright, this is something else
that looks like an Amazon box.
No, no let's do it the normal way.
- Oh come on.
- I don't understand why something
needs to be wrapped like this.
- I think I know why.
Because it is an eye massager!
- We get intelligent air pressure,
infra-red heating,
a point massager,
multi-frequency vibration,
and soothing music because it can,
in fact, download music.
Okay, well..
- We've got to try this thing.
- I just gave you a $645.00 bumper
so you get to demo this now.
- No I don't want to be the guinea...
- It's like a VR headset, but
(both laughing)
- Why did I jump?
The name of it is Blow Mikey.
(both laughing)
- Anyway.
- It's like a freaking alien.
- Are you ready?
- No!
- Okay, three.
- Wait!
- Two, one.
- Do you have insurance?
Oh!
- Honestly?
- The temple rub, I am really liking.
The vibrating, it doesn't really do anything,
but I like the sensation.
- I think it's my turn.
You've convinced me.
- No I like it now.
- Oh, oh.
- Yeah, there we go, that's what I wanted.
Yeah!
- It's getting so hot too.
It legitimately feels like there
is so much heat on my face right now.
- That's weird because I didn't feel the heat.
Because I am already hot.
- Well, I think that I turned it off.
Oh, now it's like grabbing my temple.
Yo, this is weird but I actually don't hate it.
- I know.
- It's weird.
- It's kind of awesome.
The temples I am really digging.
Hey, welcome back.
- Whoo!
Okay, so, eye massager.
That's a thing.
The Pavlock.
Insert the module into the wrist band,
press in the lightning bolt
to release the zap.
- Wait, what?
- This is a shock collar or something?
- This is...Ken!
- Pavlock is a wearable device that helps
users break bad habits.
Using classical stimulation techniques,
Pavlock administers a slight negative stimulus
when a user does an unwanted action.
So this is basically a shock collar.
- Three, two, one, Wow.
How convenient.
- Is it dead or something?
- How convenient.
- OH! What the!
- Wait, wait, you felt it?
- I pressed it.
OW!
- Okay ten percent.
- Here we go.
- Oh, okay, that's actually not that bad.
It feels like being pricked with a needle or something.
It's fairly low.
- Put it on 20, and...
Oh, I'm not doing that!
- I did not do that!
- I have a heart problem.
- If we do 50% can I be done with the video?
- Yes at 50%.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- We go on 50 percent.
- If you guys enjoy this video,
make sure you subscribe,
check out Lamarr,
check out the links to this crap in the description,
and hit me with 50%.
- Now!
- Gah!
- If you really want those likes to be at 10,000...
100?
Come on guys.
- Like the video and I'll do 100%.
I am like shaking right now.
Alright, alright.
- Are we going to do it?
- Do it, do 100%.
- Okay, 100% guys.
- Like the video.
- You better like the video.
Subscribe to me because I am evil.
- Ready,
set, Go.
Aaaggghh!
- Oh, how bad is it?
- That was actually not as bad as I thought.