Tomorrow will be your two year wedding anniversary,
congratulations.
Yes!
[APPLAUSE]
I know, I'm very lucky.
I was so lucky.
I must have done something really,
really right in life to get that reward.
That's sweet.
Well, you're a very, very good person and that's number one.
I feel like I'm not that very, very good person.
You're pretty good, you're pretty good.
He's better than me.
What is number two?
Is that cotton?
What is the second year?
I think it's cotton.
You're supposed to do something--
Yeah, cotton.
Cotton what?
Anything cotton.
But what do you do with the cotton?
You know what I did?
For our second year, Portia and I, we do the thing every year.
And for the second year it was cotton,
and this is how much I love her because I hate cotton balls,
but I glued cotton balls and I made the number two on a canvas
and framed it, and did two out of cotton balls.
Because it was cotton, so that's what I did.
You can do anything stupid.
But for what?
To present it to him?
No, don't steal my idea.
You're not going to do that.
Yeah, I'm not going to do that number two in cotton.
Where is this thing now?
All I'm saying is--
Do you still have it?
No, she threw it away-- yes, she still has it!
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It was kind of a joke, but it's cotton
and it's cotton balls because I hate cotton
so it was kind of a, anyway--
forget it.
I don't know what's more weird, that you made the two
or that you hate cotton.
Why would anyone hate cotton?
What's wrong with cotton?
What is wrong with cotton balls, I can't hardly say it.
When you touch them.
Not everybody says, oh it feels like cotton.
Oh, this is good cotton.
Yes, but cotton like a shirt or a t-shirt, but not the balls.
I really hate this though, especially
if you've gone to the dentist and they have to put--
Oh I hate that.
Yeah, it's horrible.
Anyway, this will get edited out.
We don't have time for this.
I have been trying to teach myself Spanish,
so I've been doing a Spanish word of the day.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So I thought I would teach you an English word.
OK, I know English very well.
I know.
So your English word and you'll say the word
and then you'll say what it means, and it's flabbergasted.
Flabbergasted.
That's right
I had said that word before.
You see my American English?
What about discombobulated?
Discombobulated.
Discom-- Wait, say it again.
No, no, no, say it again!
I knew that was a better one and he goes,
tell her to say flabbergasted.
Discombobulated.
Discombulous.
Wait, give me, like, three times.
Flinglonbostcomblating.
Come here.
Discombobulated.
Disblondblu-- it's because I'm nervous, hold on.
You're not nervous!
Yeah.
Discomblulasting.
Discombobulated
Discomblobulating.
That is not even a word you're just
doing it to ruin my reputation.
It is a word, it means confused or disorganized.
Discombobulated.
Discombloblulated.
Say it one more time.
Say it again?
Discombobulated.
Discombloblulated.
No, it's a stupid thing!
Dis-- co-- blah--
blulated.
That's not right.